"It's all about the Benja -wait- who's this dude?"

Hey. Somebody erased the zeroes on this one.

What the fark is this shiat?! A *one* dollar bill? I didn't think they made them anymore. Is there anything that even costs only *one* dollar? I need an adult.

"Man, how da f--k dis get in here? I can't be seen carryin' no Washingtons!"

"DUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..."

"They still make these? Who the hell uses them?"

Having given up travel on his private jet & most of his trademark bling, Diddy didn't fully understand the severity of the recession until he discovered the one-dollar bill in the middle of his pimp wad.

"I swear I put the H in da small billz".

"P Diddy don't have tree fiddy."

HaywoodJablonski: "It's all about the Benja -wait- who's this dude?"

*clap*

Dollah bill ya'll dollah dollah bill ya'll. Um er, pardon me, brain hoover, I'll have a hotdog, soda, two Police tracks, and a Biggie Smalls fries.

Gotta wipe my ass, homie. Gimme dat tp...

Who want's to be seen snorting coke through that!

FIRE! EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GYM NOW! THIS SECOND!

- No one will get it but I still have a beef.

How much is Dat Ass again?

Oh sh*t, I musta tipped the stripper with a 100 dollar bill

Oh sh*t, I musta tipped the stripper with a 100 dollar bill

/oh, u can vote on these?

farking recession.

Why The fark does anyone know who I am, and what is this?

I don' unnerstand why my picture ain't on no money yet.

This motherfarker feels like a counterfeit

"My God. It's full of stars!"

How does this trick work again? I don't see no goddamn towers

"What the hell is this?"

How much did you say that Cambodian breast milk costs?

Come on people, u gotta RT that last post to ur friends... its HILARIOUS!! Level Orange is REAL!!! Re-Tweet now! LOL

that is a funny pic.

"A penny for your thoughts, dear sir. How much is a penny again? Is this it?"

two thousand two hundred, two thousand three hundred, two thousand three hundred and WTF?

Yo dawg, I don't know how to count. Someone count these bills for me dawg.

Holy shiat, this is worth 293,940,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars!

I'm rich, biatch!

DIDDAAAAYYYY!!!!

Where am I supposed to pee?

"One...is the loneliest number that you'll ever do!"
"Two can be as bad as one"
"It's the loneliest number since the number one"

"Three Dawg, Night, Yo!"

whatever, 'least I'm not a gay fish

You want a dollar for that rollin paper? Damn, and I thought I was rippin people off.

"It's all about the Washingtons!"

"And I thought my heart would break
When you doubled up at the stake
With your fingers all a-shake
You could never tell a winner from a snake
But you always make money"

dammit

* "but you always make EASY money"

I thought I smelled poor people.

"How did my toilet paper end in my cash roll?"

P-Diddy realizes that he should've learned to play on that guitar.
He should've learned to play them drums. Just look at that momma stickin in the camera, she's really turnin me on. And hey what's that, haiwiian noises? he's banging on them bongos like a chimpanzee. that ain't working. but that's the way you do it. you get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.

"When currency exchange rates change, businesses must adapt quickly. Knowing how a weaker American dollar is likely to affect your business may save some critical mistakes.

We can expect to see European policymakers take steps to slow the rise of the euro to effect the development of a more orderly and less volatile market. Who will be helped? U.S. firms that export their products to Europe can look for another banner year. U.S. firms that import from Europe should protect themselves by hedging in foreign exchange markets."

"Words to live by, hot dog vendor dude. Take it as a tip from me, Yo. Peace."

Change from $100 for a popcorn and a beer at Madison Square Garden.

Even Diddy is shocked.

Here's my card. Christian charities. Remember, It is easier to puff a camel's rump than it is for a rich man to get into Heaven.

I wonder where I can go to convert this into Hawaiian currency?

Penis goes where?

Take this number *holds up right hand* away from this number *holds up left hand*, and that's how many problems I got. This hand *looks right* is my biatch.