But... it worked so good for Saddam when he did it...

Of course, they are only pursuing peaceful civilian power when they exercise their sovereign right to self-determination by booting out the inspectors. Nothing to see here.

Obama: Don't fire test those weapons.
DNK: We do what we want!
Obama: We'll shoot them down if you do! *moves battle ship into position*
DNK: Don't care. we're getting ready!
Obama: I'm orly serious, dont do it!
DNK: Prepare for launch.
Obama: Ok, I was kidding. Cant we talk about this?
DNK: *launches missile*
Obama: Jeez, I really thought we could have talked this through. Quick, someone put togethor a sternly worded email to the UN!

Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)

This will be a comedic title as long as a midget who wears platform shoes is leader for life.

Obama, welcome to the presidency!

/someone post a deeply polarized response to this post, quick!!

50mm: Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)

This will be a comedic title as long as a midget who wears platform shoes is leader for life.

Didn't you hear? He just won re-election!

I am thinking of sending him a card.

Lucidz: 50mm: Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)

This will be a comedic title as long as a midget who wears platform shoes is leader for life.

Didn't you hear? He just won re-election!

I am thinking of sending him a card.

yes, the town hall debates were tearjerkers and amazingly informative.

FortKnox: But... it worked so good for Saddam when he did it...

lucky for our wallets NK has no oil.

no oil = no expensive invasion/occupation

newaddict: Lucidz: 50mm: Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)

This will be a comedic title as long as a midget who wears platform shoes is leader for life.

Didn't you hear? He just won re-election!

I am thinking of sending him a card.

yes, the town hall debates were tearjerkers and amazingly informative.

Moderator: What will you do to further the goals of Korea?

Opponent: (in restraints with ball gag) Mmmfph Blrrrrgl MmmMMMFPH

Kim: I was born on a mountain top to a family of Panda's who saw the coming of a hero who will deliver the people of Korea to the chosen place in the world

Moderator: Opponent, your rebuttal?

Opponent: (poked with red hot poker) FLRRRRRRRRGRP MMmmmMRRRRRRRFLGRBL

Moderator: Point awarded to his holy greatness the leader of Korea for life, Kim Jong Il

Just give NK another free pass Obama.

Too funny..a little "chia pet" dictator biatch slaps the west. Go get'em Super POTUS, you're on.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: newaddict: Lucidz: 50mm: Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)

This will be a comedic title as long as a midget who wears platform shoes is leader for life.

Didn't you hear? He just won re-election!

I am thinking of sending him a card.

yes, the town hall debates were tearjerkers and amazingly informative.

Moderator: What will you do to further the goals of Korea?

Opponent: (in restraints with ball gag) Mmmfph Blrrrrgl MmmMMMFPH

Kim: I was born on a mountain top to a family of Panda's who saw the coming of a hero who will deliver the people of Korea to the chosen place in the world

Moderator: Opponent, your rebuttal?

Opponent: (poked with red hot poker) FLRRRRRRRRGRP MMmmmMRRRRRRRFLGRBL

Moderator: Point awarded to his holy greatness the leader of Korea for life, Kim Jong Il

ROFL +1

GratuityIncluded: Just give NK another free pass Obama.

What would you suggest we (as a country) do?

Headso: no oil = no expensive invasion/occupation

until they nuke somebody.

/Obama

attackingpencil: GratuityIncluded: Just give NK another free pass Obama.

What would you suggest we (as a country) do?

bomb and invade the country duh! It worked out for us so many times before.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Panda's

Or Pandas even.

/Need coffee

I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

This, this, this. The conversation begins and ends right there.

Pro Zack: Headso: no oil = no expensive invasion/occupation

until they nuke somebody.

yeah, nothing would make his regime last longer than nuking "somebody".

Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

You can't. Those clever Republicans are keeping that up their sleeve for 2012. You know, because they have all the answers...they are holding on to them.

SeismicJizzer: bomb and invade the country duh! It worked out for us so many times before.

Somebody needs to do something. This little dick wad throws a hissy and the whole world cuts him a check and his people starve. Soon as he shoots his wad he repeats the hissy dance. What we needs is a super duper boom allah head shot action.

I support this new Obama technique.

fenrael23: Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

You can't. Those clever Republicans are keeping that up their sleeve for 2012. You know, because they have all the answers...they are holding on to them.

Reminds me of McCain's "I know how to get bin Laden" bullshiat.

Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

We get all the keyboard commandos who want to invade NK, grind them up and feed them to the north koreans. Solve the food crisis there and the idiot crisis here.

Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

Civilization IV would lead me to believe that Seoul spending 80% of its budget on cultural production will incite open revolt in North Korea within ten or so turns.

SeismicJizzer: fenrael23: Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

You can't. Those clever Republicans are keeping that up their sleeve for 2012. You know, because they have all the answers...they are holding on to them.

Reminds me of McCain's "I know how to get bin Laden" bullshiat.

Yeah how's obama doing on that?

Right.

Headso: yeah, nothing would make his regime last longer than nuking "somebody".

he is getting on up there in years...

he could decide to go all David Koresh.

DarnoKonrad: Utopia

Good God, it looks like Mordor.

Lucidz: Obama: Don't fire test those weapons.
DNK: We do what we want!
Obama: We'll shoot them down if you do! *moves battle ship into position*
DNK: Don't care. we're getting ready!
Obama: I'm orly serious, dont do it!
DNK: Prepare for launch.
Obama: Ok, I was kidding. Cant we talk about this?
DNK: *launches missile*
Obama: Jeez, I really thought we could have talked this through. Quick, someone put togethor a sternly worded email to the UN!

Except that's not what happened.

Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

Photoshop pictures of him losing at various sporting events and being rejected by ugly women, and then air-drop them all over NK.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

Civilization IV would lead me to believe that Seoul spending 80% of its budget on cultural production will incite open revolt in North Korea within ten or so turns.

They never built shrines or libraries, so their cultural output is shiat.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

Civilization IV would lead me to believe that Seoul spending 80% of its budget on cultural production will incite open revolt in North Korea within ten or so turns.

Civ IV led me to believe that that Russian biatch declares war on you no matter how good your relations are with her or how many of your "brothers share the faith". Stupid coont.

mferris: DarnoKonrad: Utopia

Good God, it looks like Mordor.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPRY SANCTION YOUR WAY INTO MORDOR!

GaryPDX: SeismicJizzer: bomb and invade the country duh! It worked out for us so many times before.

Somebody needs to do something. This little dick wad throws a hissy and the whole world cuts him a check and his people starve. Soon as he shoots his wad he repeats the hissy dance. What we needs is a super duper boom allah head shot action.

I support this new Obama technique.

I am pretty sure the South Korean's have tried but the bastard is pretty elusive. Sanctions haven't worked and bombings will put the douche back a few years, but nothing substantial. This will only end when the North Koreans have said enough is enough and conduct a revolution. That is how every other nation changed a radical government, and we have to admit there is pretty much nothing we can do about it other than what you suggested.

We should really send a strongly worded letter and sanction North Korea. That'll show 'em!

.....oh wait.


/doesn't know what to do about NK, just knows its going to get bad.

Lucidz: SeismicJizzer: fenrael23: Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

You can't. Those clever Republicans are keeping that up their sleeve for 2012. You know, because they have all the answers...they are holding on to them.

Reminds me of McCain's "I know how to get bin Laden" bullshiat.

Yeah how's obama doing on that?

Right.

just about as well as McCain would have done.

/What you actually thought we would find bin Laden?

Aexia: I'm interested in hearing alternative strategies for dealing with North Korea that don't involve 100,000 South Koreans being shelled to death or more futile sanctions.

Amen Brother (or sister)

SeismicJizzer: just about as well as McCain would have done.

/What you actually thought we would find bin Laden?

Didn't Osama already accomplish what he set out to do anyway? Wouldn't that make him the winner?

Pro Zack: he could decide to go all David Koresh.

Yeah that's what I'm afraid of, the US government coming in and burning the place down...

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: SeismicJizzer: just about as well as McCain would have done.

/What you actually thought we would find bin Laden?

Didn't Osama already accomplish what he set out to do anyway? Wouldn't that make him the winner?

I think Bin Laden's goal is to destroy the west and make militant Islam^TM the standard religion all over the world. So, that hasn't been accomplished.

Headso: Pro Zack: he could decide to go all David Koresh.

Yeah that's what I'm afraid of, the US government coming in and burning the place down...

I set em up, you knock em out of the park!

Pro Zack: Headso: yeah, nothing would make his regime last longer than nuking "somebody".

he is getting on up there in years...

he could decide to go all David Koresh.

get blown up by Janet Reno?

Podna: Pro Zack: Headso: yeah, nothing would make his regime last longer than nuking "somebody".

he is getting on up there in years...

he could decide to go all David Koresh.

get blown up by Janet Reno?

It beats getting blown by Janet Reno.

fenrael23: It beats getting blown by Janet Reno.



Kiss me or I crush you!

stuhayes2010: I think Bin Laden's goal is to destroy the west and make militant IslamTM the standard religion all over the world. So, that hasn't been accomplished.

Actually, his goals at the time were a Palestinian state and the United States out of Saudi Arabia, both of which Bush agreed to after 9/11. Maybe that's why there haven't been any terrorists attacks? It's all thanks to Bush the Appeaser!

You mean Obama can't win them over with unicorns and rainbows?

GaryPDX: SeismicJizzer: bomb and invade the country duh! It worked out for us so many times before.

Somebody needs to do something. This little dick wad throws a hissy and the whole world cuts him a check and his people starve. Soon as he shoots his wad he repeats the hissy dance. What we needs is a super duper boom allah head shot action.

I support this new Obama technique.

Okay, letme parse this:

You admit that military action is out until it is worth 1 million dead (we'll ballpark a 10% loss of the population of Seoul) when the OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND tanks and artillery systems start a-chargin' or a-firin' across the 90 miles that currently separate the two.

You believe that if License2KimJongIll there will be a semi-stable transition of power between him and...well, who do you think will take over?

You feel that the next leader will be less crazy than the Motherfarker who is currently running things.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Didn't Osama already accomplish what he set out to do anyway? Wouldn't that make him the winner?

My understanding is that he wanted Shari Law and Qutbism to be the main affluence in the Middle East and an overthrow of all forms of Government to be replace by Wahhabism. In all these fronts he has failed miserably.

Seems to me Osama hasn't gained any influence, but like Kim is looked at as an attention whore.

stuhayes2010: I think Bin Laden's goal is to destroy the west and make militant IslamTM the standard religion all over the world. So, that hasn't been accomplished.

I thought his goal was to drag the United States into an unwinnable conflict and to expel the American military from Saudi Arabia?

SeismicJizzer: Reminds me of McCain's "I know how to get bin Laden" bullshiat.

Yeah how's obama doing on that?

Right.

just about as well as McCain would have done.

/What you actually thought we would find bin Laden?

In the first two months of his Presidency when almost all of our resources are being put into keeping the economy from collapsing? No, and anyone who's b*tching about Obama having not found him yet needs a swift poke in the eye.