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(Reuters) Obvious Israel won't cooperate with UN probe of Gaza war. Prefers to investigate itself and find itself awesome   (reuters.com) divider line 247
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Your Faith is Creepy [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 11:17:12 PM  
and slowly the karmic shiathammer inches higher... higher...

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 11:57:45 PM  
I don't care if it's insta-green, I voted for the headline anyway.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 12:29:23 AM  
Tats' all, folks....

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 12:38:37 AM  
Your Faith is Creepy: and slowly the karmic shiathammer inches higher... higher...

Meh. If the karmic shiathammer comes down, Israel will hit back harder claiming self-protection. Neither side wants this cycle to end, I'm afraid.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 12:47:32 AM  
Sounds like they are afraid of the UN finding out they used incendiaries in that war.

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 12:55:01 AM  
Wow GAT_00, that is some crazy shiat. Thanks for the link.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 01:17:15 AM  
Otto's_Jacket: Wow GAT_00, that is some crazy shiat. Thanks for the link.

Why does this surprise you? Honestly, the only thing surprising me is that the U.S. doesn't seem to be handling the apologetics for them. At least for now.

 
Tigger [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 01:19:10 AM  
Tats umazing to me.

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 01:45:58 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: Otto's_Jacket: Wow GAT_00, that is some crazy shiat. Thanks for the link.

Why does this surprise you? Honestly, the only thing surprising me is that the U.S. doesn't seem to be handling the apologetics for them. At least for now.



I didn't say it surprised me, I said it was "some crazy shiat". I should have been more specific about the type of weapon used.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 02:10:27 AM  
Otto's_Jacket: Benevolent Misanthrope: Otto's_Jacket: Wow GAT_00, that is some crazy shiat. Thanks for the link.

Why does this surprise you? Honestly, the only thing surprising me is that the U.S. doesn't seem to be handling the apologetics for them. At least for now.


I didn't say it surprised me, I said it was "some crazy shiat". I should have been more specific about the type of weapon used.


Ah. Sorry 'bout that.

On another note, though, Tats...um...amazing that our favorite Israeli hasn't shown up. I thought I laid out prime bait, too.

 
James F. Campbell 2009-04-16 02:25:48 AM  
Cue that one pathetic bastard who showed up in the last thread about this and tried to claim that white phosphorus was as harmless as the sparks from a sparkler.

Look, we all know that the Israeli government sucks. Suicide bombers suck. Fundamentalists in general tend to suck.

Fundamentalists: kill them all and let their gods sort them out.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 02:48:52 AM  
James F. Campbell: Cue that one pathetic bastard who showed up in the last thread about this and tried to claim that white phosphorus was as harmless as the sparks from a sparkler.

Look, we all know that the Israeli government sucks. Suicide bombers suck. Fundamentalists in general tend to suck.

Fundamentalists: kill them all and let their gods sort them out.


Yeah - Tats...um...ah, hell I forget his name now. But yeah. I've been waiting for him.

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 02:52:28 AM  
James F. Campbell: Cue that one pathetic bastard who showed up in the last thread about this and tried to claim that white phosphorus was as harmless as the sparks from a sparkler.

Holy shiat, seriously? I'm ashamed to say that my Fark eye isn't recently well-squeegeed enough to remember that one.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 03:04:37 AM  
Otto's_Jacket: James F. Campbell: Cue that one pathetic bastard who showed up in the last thread about this and tried to claim that white phosphorus was as harmless as the sparks from a sparkler.

Holy shiat, seriously? I'm ashamed to say that my Fark eye isn't recently well-squeegeed enough to remember that one.


Yeah, seriously. That's when I kind of gave up. I don't know if it's stupidity or intentional, baldfaced bullshiat, but the sheer amount of it just got me.

 
EverWatcher [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 03:04:53 AM  
My guess is "38 posts until it happens this time".

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 03:16:36 AM  
Let us continue to throw bombs at the Palestinians and starve them. They may become so cross, they might make a mistake.

 
Lemon-Lime Malthus 2009-04-16 04:15:32 AM  
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Make love, not war.

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 04:17:34 AM  
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crab66 2009-04-16 04:20:00 AM  
Israel much like us Americans are really not any better than the people we are fighting.

 
crab66 2009-04-16 04:20:44 AM  
,,,

Left those out.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-16 04:22:23 AM  
Ah, another anti-Israel thread....

By golly, it's been a while!

Who wants to start first? Perhaps a shadowy insinuation of a world-wide Zionist lobby would be the place the begin.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-16 04:23:48 AM  
GAT_00: Sounds like they are afraid of the UN finding out they used incendiaries in that war.

White Phosphorus is not illegal.

 
crab66 2009-04-16 04:24:54 AM  
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Lemon-Lime Malthus 2009-04-16 04:25:46 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: Who wants to start first? Perhaps a shadowy insinuation of a world-wide Zionist lobby would be the place the begin.

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Damn the Jews and their war on Christmas lights

 
Jeffrey.Rodriguez 2009-04-16 04:30:23 AM  
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EL_FABREZ 2009-04-16 04:34:27 AM  
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Stop supporting military states, including your own.

 
Lemon-Lime Malthus 2009-04-16 04:38:06 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, seriously. That's when I kind of gave up. I don't know if it's stupidity or intentional, baldfaced bullshiat, but the sheer amount of it just got me.

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Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-16 04:38:20 AM  
EL_FABREZ: Stop supporting military states, including your own.

You realize that there is a direct link between the amount of Arabic land that diminishes and the number of times Arabs attack Israel, right?

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-16 04:42:06 AM  
EL_FABREZ: Stop supporting military states, including your own.

Also, those maps do not take into account population density and ethnic concentration.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-04-16 04:48:53 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: EL_FABREZ: Stop supporting military states, including your own.

Also, those maps do not take into account population density and ethnic concentration.



So if a bunch of militant Mexicans/French/Alaskans took over Oklahoma for the simple sake of adverse possession you'd be OK with that?

 
Phosphorus 2009-04-16 04:49:04 AM  
GAT_00: Sounds like they are afraid of the UN finding out they used incendiaries in that war.

That's got my name all over it.

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 04:51:50 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: Also, those maps do not take into account population density and ethnic concentration.

Yeah, but Israel is farking tiny. About 20,000 square km (about the size of New Jersey). If it's going to maintain an open immigration policy for every Jew on the planet, then there are going to be significant population pressures resulting in a drive for expansion - which I think became especially significant after the collapse of the Iron Curtain and the travel restrictions being lifted for the people that lived there.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-16 04:54:57 AM  
EL_FABREZ: Swampthing in Korea: EL_FABREZ: Stop supporting military states, including your own.

Also, those maps do not take into account population density and ethnic concentration.


So if a bunch of militant Mexicans/French/Alaskans took over Oklahoma for the simple sake of adverse possession you'd be OK with that?


I don't know, because that is not relevent. Let's focus on the situation of Israel.

 
captainktainer 2009-04-16 05:10:11 AM  
fark Israel. They endanger Jews everywhere with their antics. There's no need to go out and grab more lebensraum in Palestinian areas, but no, they have to go out and expand settlement after settlement after settlement.

If they pulled back to the 1967 borders, their critics would be marginalized. Similarly, if the Palestinians declared that they would recognize Israel's right to exist within those borders, and declared a bloody intifada on the Israeli settlers outside them, I get the feeling the United States and Israel would be the only people left on that side of the fence.

The Palestinians and Israelis are both being cocks (although Abbas is being remarkably restrained considering that the Israelis are continuing to steal land right under his feet), but my tax dollars are being spent far more on the Israelis. The people who founded the country wanted a place safe from Nazism, but their legacy is a conquering, racist state that spies on its "friends" and skirts around the edges of treaties that even the Nazis didn't have the heart to break.

 
Kazuya 2009-04-16 05:27:31 AM  
Israel doesn't have to obey the rules tardmitter, that's only the bad guys.
Sure the might be on illegal land, have more nukes than the UK (but still not admit it), constantly breach human rights and commit war crimes like it ain't no thing but they're on gods team.

Now lets turn our attention to global threat Hugo Chavez.

 
Random Reality Check 2009-04-16 05:29:27 AM  
Your Faith is Creepy: and slowly the karmic shiathammer inches higher... higher...

In today's interconnected and interdependent world, the threat of economic banishment can turn a country like Israel into a North Korea in a reasonably short period of time. Let's ensure that this action is non-violent but potentially catastrophic - full and complete economic boycott.

Cut off 100% of all aid
Cease every avenue of trade
Sever all communications lines
Stop international transportation.
Show the world how a pariah is treated.

 
Antidamascus 2009-04-16 05:33:54 AM  
Tats... um.. a... This is gonna be a good

 
Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez 2009-04-16 05:36:34 AM  
Random Reality Check: Cut off 100% of all aid
Cease every avenue of trade
Sever all communications lines
Stop international transportation.
Show the world how a pariah is treated.


I hope we do this. That way my grandkids can can sit back and wonder "Why do we still have this embargo on Israel? Its just insane" kinda like we do now with Cuba.

 
pup.socket 2009-04-16 05:39:53 AM  
got nothing but popcorn ... too bad batman won't show. he chooses his ground wisely ;)

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 05:53:18 AM  
GAT_00: Sounds like they are afraid of the UN finding out they used incendiaries in that war.

The UN already knows damn well and said so during the war. UNRWA even accused Israel of targeting UNRWA facilities with white phosphorous artillery rounds.

 
Auto432 2009-04-16 05:59:15 AM  

 
AngryDragon 2009-04-16 06:02:01 AM  
Stop giving them money and weapons. Problem solved.

 
Brainwash 2009-04-16 06:05:51 AM  
Your Faith is Creepy: and slowly the karmic shiathammer inches higher... higher...

And they wouldn't want it any other way. Otherwise they lose the basis of their sacred 'religion'; the oppression of their innocent god chosen society by 'antisemites'.

The best expression I saw of this was a billboard in downtown Atlanta that said:

"Jews can survive anything, except indifference."

The world would be so much better off if every Jew on the planet just gave up their religion and became a Buddhist or something, but yeah, not going to happen.

The Pharaohs, Romans, Nazis...any bets on who's next on the Karmic wheel for them?

/there's no karma like collective religious karma
//and it's been piling to the sky in Palestine for decades

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-04-16 06:07:58 AM  
You know what will really hurt America? A armada of Gay Pirates stealing booty from the Gulf selling it for airtime on all major southern networks promoting lesbian sex.
/Going to bed

 
liam76 2009-04-16 07:23:49 AM  
If this was an investigation from the UN security council, that would be one thing. This is from the UN Human Rights Council. They already condemned Israel. During the height of the attempted genocide in Darfur they labeled Israel as the biggest violator of human rights.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/24/AR2007062401373 . html

This is the same body that has a group set up specifically to investigate people who "abuse freedom of speech" by daring to say anything offensive to muslims.

http://www2.ohchr.org/english/bodies/hrcouncil/docs/7session/A-HRC-7-L11.doc

Even Kofi Annan chastised them for being overly anti Israel.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/breaking/index.aspx?c=ireland&jp=cwidqlauojsn

There is absolutely no reason in the world that Israel should cooperate with a group that has set out to hurt them.

 
netcentric 2009-04-16 07:29:18 AM  
"There is absolutely no reason in the world that Israel should cooperate with a group that has set out to hurt them."

This...

 
Apik0r0s 2009-04-16 07:32:14 AM  
C'mpn people, cut Israel some slack.

You know how hard it is to genocide an indigenous population out of your way in the age of the 24 hour news cycle? Of course it helps if those loyal to you control all of the news outlets in the land of your Sugar Daddy.

/anti-semitic semite
//rolls eyes

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-04-16 07:33:03 AM  
I'd like to give a triple This to EL_FABREZ, thisispete, and captainktainer .

 
Auto432 2009-04-16 07:39:36 AM  
liam76: Even Kofi Annan chastised them for being overly anti Israel.

Not equal to

United Nations secretary general Kofi Annan urged the global body's human rights watchdog today to deal with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict impartially and said it was time to focus attention on "graver" crises such as Darfur.


Its not surprising that the UN reviews its massive unresolved issue. the UN has a special responsibility for Palestine that goes back to its effort to partition the mandate for the territory in 1947. From the UN perspective this unconsummated effort to address the future of both Palestinians and Israelis is, in a sense, the greatest unresolved issue on the UN agenda.

Of course, some people would like to believe that Israelis are just victimized in all this.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-04-16 07:40:31 AM  
I dream of a day when we cut Israel off, quit funding them and giving them weapons. Fark them. They don't want peace. They want to run the Palestinians out completely. They want to control the govts of Lebanon and their other neighbors like they do ours. The fundies here have allowed them to forge a dangerous political alliance with them. In the fundie's mind Israel can do no wrong and is God's chosen people we must protect.
and Israel is OK with it. More than OK with it they exploit it. It's huge political leverage. That and holocaust guilt. A lot of people feel the world owes them. It's a crock. Judge them on their merits and their record. They expand and use protection as an excuse. It's a ridiculous claim. The new expansions are just as vulnerable as the older ones were from where the new one sits.
It's just an excuse the "American" media eats up without questioning.

We'll never get them to concede on anything until we tell them no. And they know you won't because the fundies and right wing media won't allow it. Anyone even thinking about anything less than 110% support for Israel is dead politically.

 
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