haha, this is pretty funny:


Dronjak reportedly injured himself when he tried to headbutt an offending inanimate object in the hotel room.

dumbass.

but then again, who hasn't done this after a night of getting wasted?

A band trashing a hotel room.

How quaint. What is this, 1974?

Norad: A band trashing a hotel room.

How quaint. What is this, 1974?

I don't care. Watching that would be awesome.

Participating would be better.

Power Metal rules...

or is Hammerfall considered Epic Metal?

/eh, putting on Rhapsody of Fire

Hank Rearden: Power Metal rules...

or is Hammerfall considered Epic Metal?

/eh, putting on Rhapsody of Fire

I think it falls under the "shiat Metal" category

Hank Rearden: Power Metal rules...

or is Hammerfall considered Epic Metal?

/eh, putting on Rhapsody of Fire



it's RHAPSODY!

GOD FARKING DAMNIT!

RHAPSODY!!!!!

/rumor has it their going to change the name back after the get done pwning manowar in court.

Seem kind of violent for a bunch of guys named after a Queen song.

Lumber Jack Off: Hank Rearden: Power Metal rules...

or is Hammerfall considered Epic Metal?

/eh, putting on Rhapsody of Fire



it's RHAPSODY!

GOD FARKING DAMNIT!

RHAPSODY!!!!!

/rumor has it their going to change the name back after the get done pwning manowar in court.

I used to say Rhapsody. But then when I'd tell people to check them out, I'd have to explain the whole thing.

So, whatever. Mr Specifics.

Story sounds awesome, but I clicked te youtube link and started to fall asleep...



/Sorry, kids. I need a lil' more speed... okay?!

Speaking of trashing inanimate objects. Have you read Thor's movie reviews?

Any one else read that as "Swedish meatballers"?

"Amateurs."

When I was in college, I was at my buddys appartment. It was a friday night, so we were drunk, and watching music videos on the TV, and playing some sweet air band. All of a sudden Pantera's 'Five Minutes Alone' came on......

...Somewhere durring the song the guy who was playing drums got way to into it and was hitting the coffee table mighty hard, so my buddy made the fatefull decision to tell him to hit the couch instead... I don't exactly remeber how it all went down, but we were all hitting this couch, and then someone tore a cushin. As soon as we saw that stuffing, all hell broke loose, it was like blood in the water man, we tore that sucker apart, ripped all the cushins off, broke the wood frame apart and used the pieces to beat the couch to death! We wreaked that thing, it was so broken up that it all fit down the garbage chute of their appartment building!

So I am familiar with the consequenses of drinking and heavy metal!

All sense left the band with Magnanimal.

/Yes, this is probably too obscure for fark. I'd dig up the picture if I were at home, but alas...

"a large quantity of beer had been consumed when [they] decided to show off some of their taekwondo moves on the hotel's furniture"

That sentence just makes me smile. The mental image is perfect.

I dunno, when your DRUMMBER says "We are ashamed,"... I don't think that's metal anymore.

I always thought you were supposed to throw the furniture out the window, after.

GLORY TO THE BRAVE!

I trash my house every Friday night. Still recovering from diving off of the top of the fridge a few weeks ago.

Ace Frehley shows you how to trash a hotel room right.

/filmed before he died

Link (new window)

Well, HammerFall used to really kick ass so they have that goin' for 'em.

shakespear: GLORY TO THE BRAVE!

Nothing lasts forever (least of all the furniture).

They have left a Legacy of Kings.

Power Metal. Metal's gay son NTTAWWT.

old hammerfall wins. GLORY TO THE BRAVE, indeed.


/their new stuff kind of blows.

Did they break out the Unforgiving Blade on each other?

Lumber Jack Off: haha, this is pretty funny:


Dronjak reportedly injured himself when he tried to headbutt an offending inanimate object in the hotel room.

dumbass.

but then again, who hasn't done this after a night of getting wasted?

"The tall one is mocking me and the short one is being very droll!"

Hammerfall? Busting up a hotel room? What, did they leave the towels on the bathroom floor?

Not ONE Skwisgaar Skwigelf reference? You Farkers are slacking...

Why don't bands do this more?!?! You won't get into any tangible "real" trouble! Come one you pussies!!

Tiny Tim steals a cart in an airport and rams shiat. Tiny Tim is more hardcore than most bands today. What does that say about the state of rock?

Kliffoth: They have left a Legacy of Kings.

Power Metal. Metal's gay son NTTAWWT.

Would you believe that two of their members were originally in a pretty good death metal band?

Hank Rearden: Power Metal rules...

or is Hammerfall considered Epic Metal?

/eh, putting on Rhapsody of Fire

Quit worrying about classifying shiat.

Ghoulthulhu: Hank Rearden: Power Metal rules...

or is Hammerfall considered Epic Metal?

/eh, putting on Rhapsody of Fire

Quit worrying about classifying shiat.

But classifying shiat is what separates the elitists from the beasts (a.k.a. other music fans).

I think it's safe to say that Opeth is the only Swedish metal band that matters.

Anyone agree with me?

/Meshuggah is a distant 2nd, IMO

SPna15: Ghoulthulhu: Hank Rearden: Power Metal rules...

or is Hammerfall considered Epic Metal?

/eh, putting on Rhapsody of Fire

Quit worrying about classifying shiat.

But classifying shiat is what separates the elitists from the beasts (a.k.a. other music fans).

And if I haven't got that, I haven't got anything.

/totally power metal, btw

Enrico Pallazzo: I think it's safe to say that Opeth is the only Swedish metal band that matters.

Anyone agree with me?

/Meshuggah is a distant 2nd, IMO

Dark Tranquility
At the Gates
Amon Amarth
Watain
Dissection

Lumber Jack Off: Enrico Pallazzo: I think it's safe to say that Opeth is the only Swedish metal band that matters.

Anyone agree with me?

/Meshuggah is a distant 2nd, IMO

Dark Tranquility
At the Gates
Amon Amarth
Watain
Dissection

You both are forgetting someone:

SPna15: Lumber Jack Off: Enrico Pallazzo: I think it's safe to say that Opeth is the only Swedish metal band that matters.

Anyone agree with me?

/Meshuggah is a distant 2nd, IMO

Dark Tranquility
At the Gates
Amon Amarth
Watain
Dissection

You both are forgetting someone:

As well as:
Dismember (Crunchy riffs and awesome solos)
Entombed (Clandestine and Left Hand Path FTW!)
Unleashed (They did the Viking-themed death metal many years before Amon Amarth)

fish500: Any one else read that as "Swedish meatballers"?

Came here to ask that same question...

SPna15:
You both are forgetting someone:

*golf clap*

Gold star to you, sir.

RIP Quorthon

"We rule the dark and we do as we please.
And nothing can stop us.
No time to catch some Z's.

HOWLIN WITH THE PAC!"

Evil Batman: When I was in college, I was at my buddys appartment. It was a friday night, so we were drunk, and watching music videos on the TV, and playing some sweet air band. All of a sudden Pantera's 'Five Minutes Alone' came on......

...Somewhere durring the song the guy who was playing drums got way to into it and was hitting the coffee table mighty hard, so my buddy made the fatefull decision to tell him to hit the couch instead... I don't exactly remeber how it all went down, but we were all hitting this couch, and then someone tore a cushin. As soon as we saw that stuffing, all hell broke loose, it was like blood in the water man, we tore that sucker apart, ripped all the cushins off, broke the wood frame apart and used the pieces to beat the couch to death! We wreaked that thing, it was so broken up that it all fit down the garbage chute of their appartment building!

So I am familiar with the consequenses of drinking and heavy metal!

This sounds very, very familiar - were you in Henninger at WIU?

Enrico Pallazzo: I think it's safe to say that Opeth is the only Swedish metal band that matters.

Anyone agree with me?

/Meshuggah is a distant 2nd, IMO

Oh: power metal is the lamest thing to ever grace music, but anyone who doesn't like Blind Guardian outs themselves as having no taste in music.

/metal is dead :)

SPna15-

All hail the Hordes!

I saw Hammerfall last year at a festival in Montreal. Due to some technical problems their (and a few other bands') set time was reduced by 15 minutes (still leaving them with 45mins I believe).

No matter, the lead singer let everyone know how pissed he was at this, and that they had "traveled all the way from Europe to play for you guys". He complained about this between every single song - which added up to over 10 minutes of crying time - of which they could have used to squeeze in another song or two. But alas, he opted to certify himself as a whiny douchebag instead.