"... and, yes, this nominee has paid his taxes."

My fellow Americans, in this time of uncertainty, where two great religions celebrate their most holy days, and where my administration is making huge leaps toward mending bridges to those who, in the past, we had quarrels with, I would like to ask my predecessor to please return to this wonderful House -- the house of the people -- to retrieve Harvey the rabbit, who is, to be quite honest, freaking Michelle and the kids out.

"And I'd also like to give a shout-out to my Peeps on this fine Easter day"

"Uhm, cellar door"

/not obscure for fark I should think
//second post today on a rabbit-related thread

"There are those who say that a giant bunny will not convince fundie tard-wagons that I am not an Islamic Terrorist. To them I say, you are probably right."

He is obviously lost without his teleprompter...

"You're just lucky it isn't the Robotic Richard Simmons."

"Michelle must have misunderstood me last night. I said I love a huge BEAVER!"

BKITU: "... and, yes, this nominee has paid his taxes."

Done in one.

"Yes, I'm gonna hit it."

tell jimmeh cater.. i found the big farking rabbit!

...and let me introduce the first of my 72 virgins.

tell jimmeh cater.. i found the big farking rabbit!



/sorry......i suck....forgot my votey thingy

...and, uh, that is why we had to use this leftover, 1943 Asian stereotype Bunny Costume we found, uh, in the basement...

Axiomatic: "Does everyone else see the rabbit, or just me?"

Elwood P. Dowd for President!

"My friend says can do anything he wants. And so can you."

"I'm very glad that Representative Rabbit, the Republican from Pixie Land, could bring us the minority parties' budget proposals. They will be thoroughly inspected and accepted or rejected based on merit."

"He's the only tea party attendant I could take seriously."

"Which one of you lucky children would like to help me skin the Easter bunny."

/after the anal electrocution of course
//remember... anybody?

"28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end."

JimmySlicings: "I thought we were going to hire the chocolate bunny"

I lol'd

I'm the interest of bipartisanship, Sarah Palin will be joining my cabinet.

"And for his help in dealing with the Somali pirates, I'd like to thank again the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog."

No, see, I was proposing a capon executive salaries. This one's for the guy at Goldman."

"Let me make it clear, I inherited Easter from the Bush administration"

President Obama and Hillary Clinton brief the media on where not to step on the White House lawn.

No, Portuguese, Portuguese water rabbit.

And now to make the economy a little less terrifying in comparison....

For those naysayers who say I have big ears......

Ok kids, let's play the 'smell my finger'...

According to the proof on my finger, Mr. Bunny is chocolate on the inside, just like me.

This is Harvey, and he is my newest advisor.

"And, as a special treat for the media, I plan on bending this bunny over the railing and taking him UP THE ASS !! THAT"S CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN !"

"If you're here for the mad hatter, that tea-party finished a while back."

This was supposed to be a Photoshop thread. WTF.

"And, as a special treat for the media, I plan on bending this bunny over the railing and taking him UP THE ASS !! THAT"S CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN !"



now with voting

I asked for a white pussy.

"You know we have a saying in Chicago: What's the difference between a whore and the Easter Bunny? Eye shadow."

Due to his qualifications in multiplication, I'd like to introduce my new Treasurer

Unlike some rabbits, my rabbit does not have big, sharp pointy teeth. Yet.

"You know we have a saying in Chicago: What's the difference between a whore and the Easter Bunny? Eye shadow."

/now with voting

"Y'know, during the election, everyone thought I could preform miracles. And you know what? There is a 6 foot tall bunny standing next to me. Now, if you will all excuse me, I have to go burn a bush and part an ocean."

Why did we let members of the Jefferson Starship rock group buy the chocolate eggs?

America, white bunnies can't jump.

Michelle and I are trying out this new "Furry" craze, but to tell you the truth, it's not doing much for me so far.