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(London Times) Weird "A singer with Germany's most successful girl band has been arrested on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm by infecting a partner with HIV" (pic)   (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) divider line 56
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Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 02:11:38 AM  
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I'd hit it!

Oh, wait....

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 02:32:45 AM  
DO NOT WANT

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 02:34:30 AM  
Wow. What a biatch.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 03:14:54 AM  
How can they tell who gave them HIV? Wouldn't it just be circumstantial?

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 03:58:10 AM  
coco ebert: How can they tell who gave them HIV?

HIV mutates rapidly to the point where every person has their own version (I'm probably overstating this). Still, a DNA match between the HIV in an infected person and the HIV in a syringe would be pretty good evidence.

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 04:09:15 AM  
dnrtfa

This can only help Germany's image

/german

 
extra echo [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-15 05:43:54 AM  
bet it sucks to be a german record exec right about now.

 
Hetfield 2009-04-15 05:57:38 AM  
So long, and thanks for all the Aids.

 
Spartapuss [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 06:18:34 AM  
I came here for Prussian Blue and I'm already disappointed.

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-04-15 08:17:33 AM  
coco ebert: How can they tell who gave them HIV? Wouldn't it just be circumstantial?

In addition to the genetic evidence listed above, it's also going to come down to testimony.

If the guy only had sex with two women in the past five years, he didn't have HIV before having sex with either of them, he does now, and the other woman doesn't have HIV...

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 08:42:53 AM  
Sgygus: the HIV in a syringe

I know somebody who didn't rtfa.

/not naming names

 
d-notice 2009-04-15 08:56:50 AM  
Epsilon: I'd hit it!

Oh, wait....


I'd hit it (while using a condom)

 
Ponzholio 2009-04-15 09:15:34 AM  
I was hoping for a picture of the HIV...

 
bradleyjay 2009-04-15 09:27:20 AM  
img187.imageshack.us

/ hot like their hits?

 
milowitz 2009-04-15 09:44:45 AM  
Still not as bad as what Hasselhoff has been doing to the German people.

 
mpv81 2009-04-15 11:07:52 AM  
Female to male transmission is less common, so I'm guessing anal?

 
spukey23 2009-04-15 11:13:42 AM  
at least she puts out.
/what?
//oh

 
Fat Karate Elvis 2009-04-15 11:16:14 AM  
mpv81: Female to male transmission is less common, so I'm guessing analtranny?

FTFY

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 11:23:13 AM  
A singer with Germany's most successful girl band has been arrested on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm by infecting a partner with HIV.

I was going to say, I thought Germany's most successful band was forever going to be Rammstein. That girl thing pretty much wraps that up, though.

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-04-15 11:54:36 AM  
You know the Germans always make good stuff, so this is probably top quality HIV.

 
mhd 2009-04-15 11:57:22 AM  
Die Aristokraten.

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 12:02:59 PM  
Half Serbian, Half Moroccan and raised Muslim.

Why, I'm shocked that such an upbringing wouldn't provide proper sex education. SHOCKED.

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-04-15 12:05:17 PM  
i274.photobucket.com

Good idea for a song title: TAINTED LOOOOVE!
/Ding dong diddily tick tock

 
F4N0r 2009-04-15 12:17:36 PM  
Bucking bronco:

Term used to describe an odd doggy style method. The male leans down over the female during sex then strongly grips the breasts then says into the ear of the female something that would cause her to frantically try to get away (i have aids, your sister was better, where did this rash on my dick come from?, your a lot better than that cold girl i met in the morgue, etc..)

from Urban Dictionary, of course.

/kinda the same if the girl were on top and did the same thing

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-04-15 12:17:56 PM  
Eunuch Provocateur: Good idea for a song title: TAINTED LOOOOVE!
/Ding dong diddily tick tock


not as good as BLOOD PUKE
/wait they already did that song

 
stpickrell 2009-04-15 01:15:30 PM  
I guess her career will disappear.

 
Epiphany 2009-04-15 01:28:50 PM  
Spartapuss: I came here for Prussian Blue and I'm already disappointed.

Well this should help then:

Prussian Blue (racist white teen band) at wikipedia (new window)

 
ScreamingInDigital 2009-04-15 01:41:40 PM  
coco ebert: How can they tell who gave them HIV? Wouldn't it just be circumstantial?

Not if they're jewish.

/wait, what?

 
ranfour 2009-04-15 01:48:38 PM  
Wurst tour EVAR!

 
TexanBoy 2009-04-15 02:00:58 PM  
Well you know, if they just try to keep HIV positive about the whole thing, maybe they'll pull through.

 
msw-mojo 2009-04-15 02:19:16 PM  
mpv81: Female to male transmission is less common, so I'm guessing anal?

needles.

 
Jencaasi 2009-04-15 02:26:37 PM  
Do they just think she gave him AIDS or are they HIV positive?

 
tvgm18 2009-04-15 03:33:01 PM  
Jencaasi: Do they just think she gave him AIDS or are they HIV positive?

You made my head hurt...

 
All Apologies 2009-04-15 03:41:06 PM  
1 person subby? How about 3, she infected 3 men with teh HIV. That's a vindictive biatch right there.

 
WFern 2009-04-15 03:42:10 PM  
Cute girl. I love light-skinned black women.

Too bad she's a venereal disease-infested whore.

 
CarnySaur 2009-04-15 03:59:01 PM  
When life gives you AIDS...

 
das97301 2009-04-15 04:01:20 PM  
SHE CAN GIVE ME AIDS ANYTIME!

 
rocky_howard 2009-04-15 04:11:40 PM  
Viruses can modify the behaviour of their vector hosts in order to spread faster/further/wider than the normal.

There have been documented cases of hyenas infected with certain viruses found in an area far away from their usual environment.

I don't think she's completely guilty of this.

 
Wrackspurt 2009-04-15 04:16:58 PM  
A bit more my style in German girl singers:
metal-panda.cocolog-nifty.com

/hot like Angela

 
SharonDeLove 2009-04-15 04:32:57 PM  
I know someone who does this but the police can't do anything unless a person that was infected contacts them directly.

 
Epiphany 2009-04-15 04:34:12 PM  
Wrackspurt: A bit more my style in German girl singers:


/hot like Angela


THATS A FUGGIN ZOMBIE!!!!

 
Jebdiahbob 2009-04-15 06:04:48 PM  
www.blogography.com

 
T.rex 2009-04-15 07:19:57 PM  
All Apologies
1 person subby? How about 3, she infected 3 men with teh HIV. That's a vindictive biatch right there.

No... She slept with three people, only ONE of which is now HIV positive.

For the record, female to male transmission doesn't really happen, so i say bullshiat. the dude already had it. Hell, he probably gave it to her, and now is after her money.

 
Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary 2009-04-15 08:37:38 PM  
T.rex: All Apologies
1 person subby? How about 3, she infected 3 men with teh HIV. That's a vindictive biatch right there.

No... She slept with three people, only ONE of which is now HIV positive.

For the record, female to male transmission doesn't really happen, so i say bullshiat. the dude already had it. Hell, he probably gave it to her, and now is after her money.


sweet, going bareback from now on.

 
Lemon-Lime Malthus 2009-04-15 08:55:15 PM  
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GungFu 2009-04-15 09:19:04 PM  
T.rex: For the record, female to male transmission doesn't really happen, so i say bullshiat. the dude already had it. Hell, he probably gave it to her, and now is after her money.


Are you positive? HIV positive?

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 09:44:37 PM  
T.rex:

For the record, female to male transmission doesn't really happen, so i say bullshiat.

What makes you think that?

 
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All Apologies 2009-04-15 10:50:11 PM  
T.rex: All Apologies
1 person subby? How about 3, she infected 3 men with teh HIV. That's a vindictive biatch right there.

No... She slept with three people, only ONE of which is now HIV positive.

For the record, female to male transmission doesn't really happen, so i say bullshiat. the dude already had it. Hell, he probably gave it to her, and now is after her money.


The Yahoo article I read said three.

 
rocky_howard 2009-04-15 11:46:52 PM  
T.rex: For the record, female to male transmission doesn't really happen, so i say bullshiat. the dude already had it. Hell, he probably gave it to her, and now is after her money.

Then how did he got it in the first place, genius?

 
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