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Nutcase [TotalFark] 2009-04-14 11:27:08 PM  
Adios, Pedro.

 
veale728 [TotalFark] 2009-04-14 11:36:46 PM  
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

 
the_be_sharps [TotalFark] 2009-04-14 11:46:53 PM  
You sound fat.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2009-04-14 11:49:59 PM  
Nutcase: Adios, Pedro.

que?

www.city-data.com



/meh

 
Shaggy_C 2009-04-15 12:10:36 AM  
Ke os den, ya me voy.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 01:26:26 AM  
Problem solved! Now if we can just make the economy even shiattier and keep it that way, maybe we can take care of this illegal immigration problem solved for good!

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2009-04-15 03:05:32 AM  
I'll repost this from another thread to make things interesting

strangemaps.files.wordpress.com

 
helix400 2009-04-15 03:12:35 AM  
Good.

 
zamboni 2009-04-15 03:14:27 AM  
Devil Slide Wolf: I'll repost this from another thread to make things interesting

Look! Venezuela's got a big ass bottle of vodak on it! Screw the oil... let's get the vodak! Mmmmmmm!

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2009-04-15 03:17:18 AM  
you got hand it to that Obama, he's delivered

 
Frank N Stein 2009-04-15 03:20:43 AM  
Tortilla Parking Lot.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-04-15 03:26:24 AM  
Remove all Republicans: Sure, people may be glad now but what until everyone realizes how much immigrants pay in taxes they don't get back. All that potential sales tax revenue is now gone.

And the price of your food will go up. And your gardening; you will have to do it yourself. Those guys at the car wash? not there anymore: no more $19.95 wax and wash deals, hombre.

On the plus side this will make it slightly easier for 55-year old out of work managers and white collar professionals to get jobs flipping burgers (I'm sure they are way to proud to go pick crops).

Way to go America.

 
shocker66s 2009-04-15 03:41:30 AM  
They were here before you and they will be here long after you are gone.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-04-15 03:43:19 AM  
shocker66s: They were here before you and they will be here long after you are gone.

so you're calling mexicans a bunch of cockroaches? you sick bastard.

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-15 03:45:27 AM  
I don't care what is done, but the current situation is unacceptable. Build a giant concrete wall. Expel all illegals and raise immigration quotas to let them back in legally, with papers. Either is fine with me.

But the current situation must end. We cannot have millions of people beyond the reach of the judicial system because they fear deportation. We cannot have money flowing to murderous cartels as people pay to be smuggled in. We cannot have ten percent of California's entire population not paying income tax while disproportionately drawing on social services.

However, the idiot ideologues on either side won't listen to anything so this will inevitably degenerate into people shouting "Xenophobe" and "goddamn hippy" at each other.

Remove all Republicans:

No one cares what you say, troll.

 
shocker66s 2009-04-15 03:47:50 AM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: shocker66s: They were here before you and they will be here long after you are gone.

so you're calling mexicans a bunch of cockroaches? you sick bastard.


What are you talking about? I'm talking about those dudes gangbanging your mom the cum dumpster.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-04-15 03:49:47 AM  
shocker66s: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: shocker66s: They were here before you and they will be here long after you are gone.

so you're calling mexicans a bunch of cockroaches? you sick bastard.

What are you talking about? I'm talking about those dudes gangbanging your mom the cum dumpster.



I already said the mexicans.

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2009-04-15 03:56:17 AM  
I'm with Zamboni on this

 
Chaon 2009-04-15 03:56:51 AM  
XENOPHOBE!

upload.wikimedia.org

 
Chaon 2009-04-15 03:58:36 AM  
That would look cooler if it was directly below erik-k's post. Just pretend that it is.

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 04:11:07 AM  
I'd rather pay higher prices on everything I purchase for the rest of my life to stem the flood of illegals in this country. I dont care where you're from or the color of your skin, but if the first thing you do in these borders is commit a crime then you need to be deported, detained, or shot. We've got enough criminals here, GTFO. Oh that baby can stay in state custody because it is an American but mom, dad, and everyone else goes home. Buh-bye.

 
heap 2009-04-15 04:11:17 AM  
erik-k: I don't care what is done, but the current situation is unacceptable. Build a giant concrete wall. Expel all illegals and raise immigration quotas to let them back in legally, with papers. Either is fine with me.

But the current situation must end. We cannot have millions of people beyond the reach of the judicial system because they fear deportation. We cannot have money flowing to murderous cartels as people pay to be smuggled in. We cannot have ten percent of California's entire population not paying income tax while disproportionately drawing on social services.


the unsolvable aspect i see w/ the subject is...codifying a second class citizen, of sorts.

it's almost really what it would take to be of any actual impact. if they are legal, they lose the 'benefit' to hiring them in the first place (lower wages, benefits, working conditions, etc). codifying 'citizen lite' - papered enough to be legal, yet not american enough to have labor laws apply, wages, etc - i don't know how that nut is cracked.

 
SFDnozzlehead 2009-04-15 04:31:56 AM  
Secure the boarder.

Secure the boarder not because you hate illegal immigrants, not because your racist, or because they're "ruining" society.

Secure the boarder because the current situation is creating a caste system in America. Everyday a second class citizen population grows. Everyday that grows, the idea of the American dream dies a little bit more.

Blanket amnesty will not solve this problem. Neither will ICE raids only to have the arrestee returns a week later to cross the boarder yet again. Secure the boarder, and then work on the population that is illegally residing here. If you have a skill that can help make this country a better place, you're not a criminal, and you are able to make an effort to assimilate with the rest of the country then we want you. If you fail at these simple requirements then GTFO.

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2009-04-15 04:31:57 AM  
gadian: I'd rather pay higher prices on everything I purchase for the rest of my life to stem the flood of illegals in this country. I dont care where you're from or the color of your skin, but if the first thing you do in these borders is commit a crime then you need to be deported, detained, or shot. We've got enough criminals here, GTFO. Oh that baby can stay in state custody because it is an American but mom, dad, and everyone else goes home. Buh-bye.

guess you better go back to Europe then so that we can have 1 less arsehole here. Buh Bye

 
Chaon 2009-04-15 04:38:15 AM  
SFDnozzlehead: Secure the boarder.

Secure the boarder not because you hate illegal immigrants, not because your racist, or because they're "ruining" society.

Secure the boarder because the current situation is creating a caste system in America. Everyday a second class citizen population grows. Everyday that grows, the idea of the American dream dies a little bit more.

Blanket amnesty will not solve this problem. Neither will ICE raids only to have the arrestee returns a week later to cross the boarder yet again. Secure the boarder, and then work on the population that is illegally residing here. If you have a skill that can help make this country a better place, you're not a criminal, and you are able to make an effort to assimilate with the rest of the country then we want you. If you fail at these simple requirements then GTFO.


I secure the boarders all the time, with cuffs, chains and rope. But I'm not a very good landlord.

 
crab66 2009-04-15 04:39:48 AM  
Man, I just farted and it smells like dumpster....I better go tweet this.

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 04:41:02 AM  
Devil Slide Wolf: gadian: I'd rather pay higher prices on everything I purchase for the rest of my life to stem the flood of illegals in this country. I dont care where you're from or the color of your skin, but if the first thing you do in these borders is commit a crime then you need to be deported, detained, or shot. We've got enough criminals here, GTFO. Oh that baby can stay in state custody because it is an American but mom, dad, and everyone else goes home. Buh-bye.

guess you better go back to Europe then so that we can have 1 less arsehole here. Buh Bye


I was born here, ass. That makes me a real 'Merican. Oh and if you're native? You lost, get over it and assimilate. Thanks.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-15 04:44:39 AM  
Illegal immigrants are skipping California?

Makes sense, They are trying to get away from Mexico, after all.

 
Jim_Callahan 2009-04-15 04:45:51 AM  
Remove all Republicans: Sure, people may be glad now but what until everyone realizes how much immigrants pay in taxes they don't get back. All that potential sales tax revenue is now gone.

On the other hand, less money is being converted to cash, stuffed into envelopes, and mailed to Mexico instead of going back into the US economy. So that one more than balances out in our favor.

//It'll fiddle with prices some, but we regulate those with massive subsidies anyhow, so meh.

//No man is essential, and manual laborers are even more replaceable than average. Oh, no, someone might have to invest in automation... the horror!

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-15 04:48:44 AM  
Devil Slide Wolf: I'll repost this from another thread to make things interesting

You know what's realy amazing? That picture does NOT negate the fact that the USA need's to control it's borders.

Nor does it automatically legitimize illegal immigration

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-04-15 04:58:54 AM  
Remove all Republicans: Swampthing in Korea: Devil Slide Wolf: I'll repost this from another thread to make things interesting

You know what's realy amazing? That picture does NOT negate the fact that the USA need's to control it's borders.

Nor does it automatically legitimize illegal immigration

But it does serve as a reminder that the US isn't where it is today without violence and subjugation. It does explain why certain people in their blood feel like they have a right to their homeland, regardless of what "laws" are imposed on them.


Dude, seriously, it ain't gonna work on me. You should know this by now.

 
Kredal [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 05:03:08 AM  
They gave our jerbs back?

 
Indis 2009-04-15 05:14:34 AM  
Jim_Callahan: On the other hand, less money is being converted to cash, stuffed into envelopes, and mailed to Mexico instead of going back into the US economy. So that one more than balances out in our favor.

Actually, one of the things that makes our economy stronger is the vast amount of money sent out of country for use as currency in other nations, or for drug dealers, or whatever else.

That's one of the problems with China and other countries proposing alternative currencies to be used as a baseline.

 
organizm 2009-04-15 06:00:11 AM  
I love how any of them that stopped in Mississippi on the way to New York hurried the fark up and got the hell out of there.

Yup, that's right. Even the poorest parts of Mexico are better than Mississippi.

 
destructor muffin 2009-04-15 06:01:25 AM  
Has anyone already made the "we're all illegal aliens" argument yet?

Cuz, you know, at some point your family was unless you're a Native American.

If hard working, non-crime committing ANYONE want to come here, let them in. Who cares. More Mexican restaurants for me as far as I'm concerned.

 
Hindmost [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 06:08:07 AM  
Chaon: XENOPHOBE!

goddamn hippy!

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 06:08:29 AM  
Deport 'em. Build a wall. Shoot 'em even! Illegals shouldn't even get human rights if they don't comply instantly with what an authority figue says. Do anything to get as many as you can the hell out of the country!

Step two, ammend the constitution so it is illegal to enslave people based on RACE, but not illegal to enslave them.

Next, enslave the AIG type wall street crowd and ponzis when they break the law.

Every apple will taste that much better when you know the guy pickin' it was a maddoff or an asshole trader.

 
Phil Herup 2009-04-15 07:20:43 AM  
No work for you


www.longislandpress.com

 
liam76 2009-04-15 07:25:59 AM  
destructor muffin: If hard working, non-crime committing ANYONE want to come here, let them in. Who cares. More Mexican restaurants for me as far as I'm concerned.

Lets pretend that allowing in millions of people simply because they plan on not breaking the law and are willing to work hard would be a good thing. HOw the fark are you going to assure they are "non-crime committing" people? As it is illegal immigrants are some 17X more likely to commit crimes than citizens.

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-04-15 07:38:34 AM  
Devil Slide Wolf: I'll repost this from another thread to make things interesting

I always found that interesting. I'm curious why they don't market one to the English with a picture of a globe and all their colonies still belonging to them?

 
TXTitan2001 2009-04-15 07:46:24 AM  
Of course it is slowing down. Almost anyone from Mexico that wants to be here has already crossed.

 
organizm 2009-04-15 07:54:29 AM  
TXTitan2001: Of course it is slowing down. Almost anyone from Mexico that wants to be here has already crossed.

Well, then our next goal should be to build a wall around Texas. There goes 99% of Americas problems.

 
liam76 2009-04-15 07:59:31 AM  
liam76: destructor muffin: If hard working, non-crime committing ANYONE want to come here, let them in. Who cares. More Mexican restaurants for me as far as I'm concerned.

Lets pretend that allowing in millions of people simply because they plan on not breaking the law and are willing to work hard would be a good thing. HOw the fark are you going to assure they are "non-crime committing" people? As it is illegal immigrants are some 17X more likely to commit crimes than citizens.


I can find no source for that 17x figure, so i have to assume it is ROMA.

 
Jairzinho 2009-04-15 08:04:50 AM  
organizm: TXTitan2001: Of course it is slowing down. Almost anyone from Mexico that wants to be here has already crossed.

Well, then our next goal should be to build a wall around Texas. There goes 99% of Americas problems.


Now you tell us. Where were you back in 2000?

 
drumdaddyjb 2009-04-15 08:04:59 AM  
Don't care who are how many immigrate, just want them to be part of the same system I am forced/privileged to be a part of, i.e.:

Pay taxes - income, sales, S.S., payroll, State, property, whatevah!

Be afforded labor protection - OSHA, Minimum Wage, unemployment insurance, etc.

Follow the rules.

Profit.

 
Space_Poet 2009-04-15 08:13:57 AM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: And the price of your food will go up. And your gardening; you will have to do it yourself. Those guys at the car wash? not there anymore: no more $19.95 wax and wash deals, hombre.

Good, it's about time Americans did a little of their own work. Builds character.

/have never had someone else wash/wax my car, that's what weekends are for

 
Kazuya 2009-04-15 08:14:35 AM  
SFDnozzlehead: Secure the boarder.

Secure the boarder not because you hate illegal immigrants, not because your racist, or because they're "ruining" society.

Secure the boarder because the current situation is creating a caste system in America. Everyday a second class citizen population grows. Everyday that grows, the idea of the American dream dies a little bit more.

Blanket amnesty will not solve this problem. Neither will ICE raids only to have the arrestee returns a week later to cross the boarder yet again. Secure the boarder, and then work on the population that is illegally residing here. If you have a skill that can help make this country a better place, you're not a criminal, and you are able to make an effort to assimilate with the rest of the country then we want you. If you fail at these simple requirements then GTFO.


I think you're a bit late on that one....

 
Space_Poet 2009-04-15 08:14:56 AM  
and at 10% of the cost. Why give illegals your hard earned money?

 
Podna 2009-04-15 08:25:14 AM  
Phil Herup: No work for you

Good, Should save Texas money on our assistance programs, WIC and ect.

Immigration via legal means or gtfo

 
Podna 2009-04-15 08:26:07 AM  
Space_Poet: Good, it's about time Americans did a little of their own work. Builds character.

/have never had someone else wash/wax my car, that's what weekends children are for


FTFY

 
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