One adult crotch, maybe.

Where do I get the kids model? I have small hands you know.

How sad it must be to watch your legacy sold off on the auction block.

I just read somewhere that this was canceled.

His weird collection must mean a lot to him.

FOR SALE: One glove. Only used on crotch(es). $100,000

Fixed

"Say, little boy, would you like to meet the 'Jackson Five'?"

LAT webpages looks like Engadget

Buy glove.

Charge $1 a sniff.

Profit!

Only 100k?

/Holding out for O.J.'s glove...

+1 subby, I knew exactly whom the article was about.

FOR SALE: One glove. Only used onsmells like a little boy's crotch. $100,000

FTFY

Why, why WHY did I click on that? Right before bedtime? (So Cal)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Subby, may your children have evil dreams of that creature.

Bored Horde: How sad it must be to watch your legacy sold off on the auction block.

If a sequined glove is all of MJ's legacy, then that IS sad. He used to be an awesome entertainer.

When I first glanced at the article headline I thought it read "Michael jacks off the wall" or something to that effect.

The auction has been canceled.

Link (Pops!)

Whose crotch? It's an important question.

refrigeratorelf: Whose crotch? It's an important question.

Oh, hell. Always click the link before posting.

Taima: Why, why WHY did I click on that? Right before bedtime? (So Cal)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Subby, may your children have evil dreams of that creature.

You must be young enough to be relevant to Michael Jacksons' interests, then...

refrigeratorelf: refrigeratorelf: Whose crotch? It's an important question.

Oh, hell. Always click the link before posting.

I would have asked the question anyway

johnrhyse: It is indeed sad that someone as talented as Michael Jackson has become an object of pity.

Why? It's the disaster that his life has become is entirely of his own making. It's very hard to pity someone who has been the architect of their own tragedy.

Epiphany: I thought it was about Grimace. :( he raped me. rape.

Watching the dude, from the time he was a little kid performing on Wonderama with his brothers and sisters (that was the first time I saw him anyway), turn into this mess was a weird ride. He was one of the most talented entertainers in recent history, but man he imploded.

You know, as ridiculous as that sounds, I bet at the height of his fame he could've gotten a lot more than $100,000 for it.

When Michael Jackson was nine years old he was singing all night in strip clubs in Wisconsin on topics he had no business knowing about. So he's a little weird, so what? When he was a boy thrilling the world, no one asked if his life was the best one he could be leading.

aendeuryu: You know, as ridiculous as that sounds, I bet at the height of his fame he could've gotten a lot more than $100,000 for it.

That glove will be worth millions of dollars in ten years or so. Jerry Lee Lewis may have married his underage cousin, but I bet people are dying to buy an official piano that Jerry set on fire. Your sexual transgressions fade. Your legacy lives on, and people will pay royally for a piece of it.

Was that wrong? Did I bid too much?

/dnrfa

Sgt. Pepper: Epiphany: I thought it was about Grimace. :( he raped me. rape.

You gonna get graped...

Write a tell (sex) all.

No, you can't have a single crotch-grabbing glove. Not yours. Or the auctioneers.

Submitted that earlier with that headline, got rejected in favour of an incorrect report. Yayyy.

/not bitter

It's clear that they were wantin' to be startin' something with this thriller of an auction, but it's only human nature for Jackson to want to beat it and take it off the wall. It's too bad that he has been the subject of so much controversy over the years: first Billy King, then people asking whether he was black or white, and then wondered about all the lost children. In the end, Jackson has proven to be an invincible unbreakable heartbreaker, and I want to say to him, "I feel like you are another part of me: keep the faith, because you are not alone."

Err, I meant "auctioneers'"

signaljammer: When Michael Jackson was nine years old he was singing all night in strip clubs in Wisconsin on topics he had no business knowing about. So he's a little weird, so what? When he was a boy thrilling the world, no one asked if his life was the best one he could be leading.

Tito?
Jermaine?
LaToya?

No glove, no love.

If anyone is retarded enough to pay more than $10 for that, they need to be beaten to death with a black rubber cock.

Plissken: Wonderama

Jesus man, how old are you??

I used to be afraid to watch Wonderama in my tighty-whities cuz I was afraid they could see me.

So sue me, I was like 5.

Haven't thought of Wonderama in years.

And I suppose if Michael is at the auction, that little boy's pants are half off?

skinink: And I suppose if Michael is at the auction, that little boy's pants are half off?

K Mart?

motherfarker, he was auctioning some farking killer arcade cabinets in this set. and a pimp 80s limo decked to the hilt with royal whatnottery.
motherfarker.

Q: How do you know it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q: What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in Common?

A: 50 Year-old meat shoved between two 8 year-old buns.

I figure you don't need the glove if you don't have the hands.

Did someone say Neverland Ranch?



My favorite dressing!

/hot
//and sticky

When I was a kid, I thought having a bunch of arcade games would be the height of wealth and luxury. Well do any Farkers have a basement full of Pacman, Centipede, Asteroids, etc.? Is it fun, or does it get old and lame pretty quick?

Egalitarian: When I was a kid, I thought having a bunch of arcade games would be the height of wealth and luxury. Well do any Farkers have a basement full of Pacman, Centipede, Asteroids, etc.? Is it fun, or does it get old and lame pretty quick?

I'll bet it's the getting raped by the older man who owns them that gets old.

Egalitarian: When I was a kid, I thought having a bunch of arcade games would be the height of wealth and luxury. Well do any Farkers have a basement full of Pacman, Centipede, Asteroids, etc.? Is it fun, or does it get old and lame pretty quick?

I had 2 pinball machines and Mr. Do
fun units and good conversation pieces and party favourites, but maintaining old electromechanical arcade machines can be a real headache. Lots of those off sized CRT's, motors, switches etc are impossible to get now.

sold them

Still my ultimate dream is to be able to pick up some machines again, exclusively metal slug 1-3

Egalitarian: , Centipede, Asteroids,

To be honest, it is kind of old and lame. COSTCO sells a multi arcade game with Defender, Robotron, Defender, Defender II, Joust, Bubbles, Splat!, Sinistar, Rampage, Root Beer Tapper, Wizard of Wor, Timber and Satan's Hollow. It was fun for while and when old friends come over it is cool...but that is it. You have to admit the new games are just so much better. On the plus side it is still arcade style which is nice, easy to learn and fast and furious!

DigitalDirt, MetaRinka
OK I can see that ... if I had a house, money, friends and booze I think a few times of tipsy playing with friends would be fun, then the machine(s) would just gather dust in the corner. Especially if a part broke and there was no way to fix it.

\has no house, little money, few friends, no booze, and no extra parts

Hector Remarkable
Egalitarian: When I was a kid, I thought having a bunch of arcade games would be the height of wealth and luxury. Well do any Farkers have a basement full of Pacman, Centipede, Asteroids, etc.? Is it fun, or does it get old and lame pretty quick?

I'll bet it's the getting raped by the older man who owns them that gets old.

CREEPY!

Epiphany: Hector Remarkable: +1 subby, I knew exactly whom the article was about.

I thought it was about Grimace. :( he raped me. rape.

You said rape twice.