It's shiatE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the farking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shiatE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any farking difference!

I bet a 'top Catholic' cleric gave the same assessment in 209...and every year since.

I would like to announce my support and active involvement in the previous 20 years of preparation for this pending social collapse, which we have all been working very hard towards.

ACGH

Came for the Trainspotting reference. Over in 1.

Isn't hedonism redundant, what with the "drug-and-alcohol-fuelled [sic] promiscuity"? And what is "outright nihilism"?

They need to tow Scotland to somewhere with sun

If it's not scottish, it's crap!

/it's not over yet, b*tch

I tried all of the drug-and-alcohol fuelled promiscuity, hedonism, vandalism, and outright nihilism Scotland had to offer - it felt good and I recommend it to all young Scots. Bishop Buzz Killington can go an boil his farking heid.

"If we don't take care of these clowns soon, we'll be up to our balls in jugglers!"

I think there's more drug and alcohol fueled promiscuity and hedonism here in Vegas. In fact, it has all made me rather nauseous.

Vangor: Isn't hedonism redundant, what with the "drug-and-alcohol-fuelled [sic] promiscuity"? And what is "outright nihilism"?

As a member of Covert Nihilists, Inc., I'll just say that the outright boys are nothing but showboats.

"Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain't never going back... not never."

Global warming will freeze Scotland solid in 20 years anyway, why not party?

Choose life.

drug-and-alcohol-fuelled promiscuity, hedonism, vandalism and outright nihilism



approves

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Edward Longshanks said to be inconsolable.

eqtworld: It's not even a real country anyway.

/whose queen is on their money?

Some of us Scots would say "ours". And some would say "theirs"

Perhaps you need to look up the act of union if you're confused.

That church has no moral standing whatsoever, what with their own promiscuity and hedonism to deal with, what with the kiddies. In Hibernia, only the sheep need be scared.

/Celtic, so I can
//slash-O-matic

I live fifty miles from the Scottish border and I've only ever been there once.

Glasgowsfinest: eqtworld: It's not even a real country anyway.

/whose queen is on their money?

Some of us Scots would say "ours". And some would say "theirs"

Perhaps you need to look up the act of union if you're confused.

nah, it's a trick question, Scottish notes don't have the queen's mug on them.

/yrly

Lord Summerisle: I live fifty miles from the Scottish border and I've only ever been there once.

your loss! It's a beautiful place.

uttertosh: nah, it's a trick question, Scottish notes don't have the queen's mug on them.

Did you know, I've only been out of the country for two years and I had forgotten that.

Glasgowsfinest: I would like to announce my support and active involvement in the previous 20 years of preparation for this pending social collapse, which we have all been working very hard towards.

Indeed. Although sadly you must yield the floor in outright awe at the stupendous contribution made in this area by Ms. Thatcher. Why, I could just...what is that thing you do to women where you're actually liking them? You know, where you're nice to them, not wanting to rip off her fetid head, set fire to her tits, and drive a 6 foot pole up her old & crusted vejay-jay?
Oh yeah, I could just *hug* her.

/ No, actually it's the 6 foot pole and petrol titties for 'ol Milk Snatcher..
// Did hear a serious comment on whether when she dies they'll install a tap-dancing stage on her grave or just a urinal...
/// Was from an MSP...

eqtworld: It's not even a real country anyway.

/whose queen is on their money?



Rabbie Burns. Not gay.

GungFu: eqtworld: It's not even a real country anyway.

/whose queen is on their money?



Rabbie Burns. Not gay.

Shame that's Sir Walter Scott.

Moving to Glasgow in 3 months, can't wait to get contribute to the social collapse.

anyone from Glasgow know of any bars in the city that would carry NHL games?

"top" catholic, indeed.

what's his position on the hedonism amongst his fellow clergy? No comment, no doubt

Wizard Drongo: GungFu: eqtworld: It's not even a real country anyway.

/whose queen is on their money?



Rabbie Burns. Not gay.

Shame that's Sir Walter Scott.


I fail.


/only a wee bit Scottish, so I can be excused.

At least they won't all be black Scottish cyclops's

The Bible says not to judge others, Cardinal.

Silovik: Moving to Glasgow in 3 months, can't wait to get contribute to the social collapse.

anyone from Glasgow know of any bars in the city that would carry NHL games?

On the NHL score not a clue, although you're probably out of luck there...
If you want somewhere nice to drink that's not a "chain" pub and has a goodly percentage of every brand of whisky ever made try the Ingram, just down from Queen St. Station. Walk out the station on the side facing George's Square, walk straight down the road you're on past the square, an it's on the left....

Here's a handy pic courtesy of Google...


Nice staff and pretty good selection of food, other drinks too....
I used to go to the Heathen moots there, haven't really had the cash this last year or so. Think they may have changed to a different venue since then, but it's still a good place, no Neds either...

Far be it for me as a farker to read the article, but I did, and oddly enough, he had some good points. The government is trying regulate symptoms rather than deal with the underlying problem. The Cardinal even said that the attempt to regulate cheap alcohol was misguided.

Don't often say it, but go Cardinal!

//happy and kilted
/hmmm laphroaig

Maybe he should look into raising the age of consent at the vatican instead of talking shiate about other places.

Link

It's 12. That's right, 12.

That whole, "physician heal thyself/beam in thine own eye" thing ya know.

/Scottish
//Jew
///Yes, I'm the cheapest person you know
////Me da says, verra thrifty!

Agrees with the Cardinal about the horrors of drug-and-alcohol-fueled promiscuity in Scotland.

Wizard Drongo: Silovik: Moving to Glasgow in 3 months, can't wait to get contribute to the social collapse.

anyone from Glasgow know of any bars in the city that would carry NHL games?

On the NHL score not a clue, although you're probably out of luck there...
If you want somewhere nice to drink that's not a "chain" pub and has a goodly percentage of every brand of whisky ever made try the Ingram, just down from Queen St. Station. Walk out the station on the side facing George's Square, walk straight down the road you're on past the square, an it's on the left....

Here's a handy pic courtesy of Google...


Nice staff and pretty good selection of food, other drinks too....
I used to go to the Heathen moots there, haven't really had the cash this last year or so. Think they may have changed to a different venue since then, but it's still a good place, no Neds either...

Too bad about the NHL, if anyone can find the place I am sure I will, thanks for the info, I'll be sure to check it out

fustanella: That church has no moral standing whatsoever, what with their own promiscuity and hedonism to deal with, what with the kiddies. In Hibernia, only the sheep need be scared.

/Celtic, so I can
//slash-O-matic

You know, you can the same thing about the American South, in some ways.

/or I suppose you could substitute "pigs" for sheep
//what are the three biggest lies a roper tells?

"...kids actively involved in drug-and-alcohol-fuelled promiscuity, hedonism, vandalism and outright nihilism." In other words, teenagers.

eqtworld: It's not even a real country anyway.

/whose queen is on their money?

There are three banks able to issue currency in Scotland. Also, everyone uses the British £.
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I always wondered why Sir John A MacDonald was never on the celtic clam. I mean, he ended up founding a country.

You know what this thread needs? Some Sue White (new window)


For those of you who have not seen Green Wing, here's a taste (You Tube.)

Phew.......
Thought there was something wrong with me, but nope, I'm just Scottish.

Lesley Riddoch, truth be told, is not half-bad either. Brains makes for sexy.

mr_cardholder: At least they won't all be black Scottish cyclops's

Ohhh they're gon' hafta glue you back t'gether... IN HELL!


/heads full of eyeballs

" drug-and-alcohol-fuelled promiscuity, hedonism, vandalism and outright nihilism" is just another phrase for teenager.

well, for me at least.

I came into this thread for the Mark Renton "Trainspotting" rant. AzDownboy did not disappoint me.

In some parts of Scotland the life expectancy is 28 years less than just across the border in England. It really is a troubled place.

whatshisname: They need to tow Scotland to somewhere with sun

Nice idea, but we'd have massive numbers of sunstroke victims in the first few days.

Silovik: anyone from Glasgow know of any bars in the city that would carry NHL games?

None if it clashes with the fitba.