"It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It's taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can't do those herself."

Considering how many photos are out there of Laura Bush looking like Sam Donaldson with lipstick while the press has been going nuts over Michelle Obama's fashion sense, I'd say it's been a good investmetn.

wow does Rupert Murdoch pay Drew to greenlight every anti Obama thing they print?

Bloody William: "It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It's taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can't do those herself."

Considering how many photos are out there of Laura Bush looking like Sam Donaldson with lipstick while the press has been going nuts over Michelle Obama's fashion sense, I'd say it's been a good investmetn.

I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

The Obamas privately paid for the travel expenses of the styling team, according to a spokeswoman for the first lady. But the high-profile jobs don't pay much, say former White House stylists.

They're not on the public dime, the Obamas pay them out of pocket. My tax dollars have nothing to do with it, unless you think I have the right to tell the President what to do with his salary, since taxes pay it.

Change you can believe (in while looking fabulous)

Benevolent Misanthrope: They're not on the public dime, the Obamas pay them out of pocket.

Why is this even news then?

TheDumbBlonde: Bloody William: "It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It's taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can't do those herself."

Considering how many photos are out there of Laura Bush looking like Sam Donaldson with lipstick while the press has been going nuts over Michelle Obama's fashion sense, I'd say it's been a good investmetn.

I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

I smell elitism.

Tatsuma: Benevolent Misanthrope: They're not on the public dime, the Obamas pay them out of pocket.

Why is this even news then?

Hi, you must be new here.

Mordant: Tatsuma: Benevolent Misanthrope: They're not on the public dime, the Obamas pay them out of pocket.

Why is this even news then?

Hi, you must be new here.

*snrkk*

Mordant: Tatsuma: Benevolent Misanthrope: They're not on the public dime, the Obamas pay them out of pocket.

Why is this even news then?

Hi, you must be new here.

heh

Mordant: Hi, you must be new here.

touché

I don't know where my tax dollars are going!

Hey, that's one more job.

Tatsuma: Why is this even news then?

Because a large portion of this country is obsessed with every thing the family does and will eat up all the irrelevant trivia associated with them, which is why we hear crap about what Michelle Obama, the holder of a Jurist Doctorate from Yale is wearing, and vegetable preferences of a 6 year old girl.

Also because a large portion of this country will become irrationally angry at whatever this family does, which is why we'll see articles about how buying a swing set for children is socialist and how Ipods are facists.

mander: So basically, this is a non story wrapped in who gives a shiat and then wrapped in whaargarbl? As i suspected.

Stolen from another troll-tacular freeper thread

It's not being paid for by tax dollars. So rest easy...all you're funding is the bailout of the richest 1%, a couple endless wars, the ongoing fight against pot smokers, etc.

I'm wondering why she can't do fake eyelashes by herself.

TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

I like J. Crew, but I think the vast majority of their stuff can be purchased at the Gap for half the price.

/Ann Taylor, FTW.

So did the Easter Bunny not give the freepers any good candy? Why the hell are they so whiny today?

beoswulf: So did the Easter Bunny not give the freepers any good candy? Why the hell are they so whiny today?

It's a day that ends in Y.

"The Obamas privately paid for the travel expenses of the styling team, according to a spokeswoman for the first lady."

They paid for the travel expenses...I seriously doubt that her salary is coming out of their pocket. That is just what we need right now in this economic slump.....another way to waste away money that we barely have.

lstywnch: I'm wondering why she can't do fake eyelashes by herself.

she can't lift her enormous arms high enough ?

beoswulf: So did the Easter Bunny not give the freepers any good candy? Why the hell are they so whiny today?

Another Easter, no Rapture.

Mordant: she can't lift her enormous arms high enough ?

It's not like you have to reach over the top of your head to do it.

I heard she also ordered Iranian lobster!

lstywnch: I'm wondering why she can't do fake eyelashes by herself.

Michelle can do it. She's just stimulating the economy in her own little way.

gensolo: "The Obamas privately paid for the travel expenses of the styling team, according to a spokeswoman for the first lady."

They paid for the travel expenses...I seriously doubt that her salary is coming out of their pocket.

I seriously doubt you can dress yourself without help, idiot.

They paid for the travel expenses...I seriously doubt that her salary is coming out of their pocket.

I seriously doubt you can dress yourself without help, idiot.

Actually I can...I do it every morning.

To me, it seems as if the constant harping on about how "good" Michelle looks betrays the real point that she's average at best, and unattractive in the least.

No amount of compensational chatter can make a truth out of the real facts, just like they couldn't when people validated Bush's intellect by saying that he went to Yale.



It's OK people - you can admit that she's a handsome woman.

TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

your profile picture is you wearing a tshirt that says "will fark for coke".

perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?

Michelle is hot. I think I saw her on HotChicksWithDoucheBags (new window).

Goddammit

Just think, Jackie Kennedy used to have Halston and others make clothes just for her.

burndtdan: perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?

Ohh burn!

burndtdan: TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

your profile picture is you wearing a tshirt that says "will fark for coke".

perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?

To be fair, her wardrobe coordinator recommended that ensemble.

Erebus1954: Michelle is hot. I think I saw her on HotChicksWithDoucheBags (new window).

That's not a spray tan on the First Family dude.

She needs it.

Mordant: lstywnch: I'm wondering why she can't do fake eyelashes by herself.

she can't lift her enormous arms high enough ?

Why? Was she tortured as a POW or something?
Because you just can't make jokes about that.

what_now: TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

I like J. Crew, but I think the vast majority of their stuff can be purchased at the Gap for half the price.

/Ann Taylor, FTW.

That's true, if you're average height. If you're tall like Michelle Obama, you're going to have a hard time finding Gap clothes that fit right. J. Crew is one of the few women's brands that makes tall sizes.

/It's a pain in the neck to go shopping when you're above average height

Tatsuma: Benevolent Misanthrope: They're not on the public dime, the Obamas pay them out of pocket.

Why is this even news then?

Someone didn't submit a teleprompter headline for the admins to auto-green, so this was the next best thing that Drew could do.

burndtdan: TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

your profile picture is you wearing a tshirt that says "will fark for coke".

perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?

Don't be so hard on her. A couple of months ago, the t-shirt said: "Will fark. Coke optional."

burndtdan: TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

your profile picture is you wearing a tshirt that says "will fark for coke".

perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?


Don't all chicks "fark for coke", though?

Well, I guess there are some that fark for nothing.....

Aww, they're trying to strike back for the Palin wardrobe incident. That'sh sho shweeeeeeet!

is she finally proud...?

rynthetyn: If you're tall like Michelle Obama, you're going to have a hard time finding Gap clothes that fit right.

Oh. I didn't think about that.

5"7'

burndtdan: TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

your profile picture is you wearing a tshirt that says "will fark for coke".

perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?

Are trying to be obtuse? You actually think that picture is of me?

WhyteRaven74: burndtdan: perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?

Ohh burn!

You should definately NOT throw stones at ANYONE.

burndtdan: TheDumbBlonde: I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

your profile picture is you wearing a tshirt that says "will fark for coke".

perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge?

ok dan you owe me a keyboard.

TheDumbBlonde: Bloody William: "It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It's taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can't do those herself."

Considering how many photos are out there of Laura Bush looking like Sam Donaldson with lipstick while the press has been going nuts over Michelle Obama's fashion sense, I'd say it's been a good investmetn.

I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

Ah yes looking like an updated Jackie for a decent price is soooooo unfashionable. I bet you paid Versache $1300 to make that fab outfit for you. You probably hired Ken paves to make your roots that special color that the rest of your hair doesn't match and to put in a gallon of sweat and oil that probably comes from you making meth at home. We should all follow your fashion advice...

What a horible job that would be--makeup artist for one ugly-ass woman. Plastic surgery would have to come first to get rid of that horrible underbite of hers. Then lip-reduction surgery. Then breast augmentation surgery. And even then, you're still in the "you can put lipstick on a pig..." territory.

ace in your face: TheDumbBlonde: Bloody William: "It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It's taken Michelle Obama two months. She wears fake eyelashes that are beautiful. She can't do those herself."

Considering how many photos are out there of Laura Bush looking like Sam Donaldson with lipstick while the press has been going nuts over Michelle Obama's fashion sense, I'd say it's been a good investmetn.

I don't think off the rack J. Crew qualififes as "fashion sense".

Ah yes looking like an updated Jackie for a decent price is soooooo unfashionable. I bet you paid Versache $1300 to make that fab outfit for you. You probably hired Ken paves to make your roots that special color that the rest of your hair doesn't match and to put in a gallon of sweat and oil that probably comes from you making meth at home. We should all follow your fashion advice...

You have some issues. You might want to discuss "misplaced anger" with your therapist.