I'll bet he also finds the allegation of Obama's supposed half brother and his alleged almost assault of a group of girls in public that resulted in no charges very concerning and under reported.

So... "Even we can't find a way to be outraged, so it's stupid to have anyone talking about it".

The media should be discussing teabagging and teleprompters instead.

Barney approves.

Mentat: The media should be discussing teabagging and teleprompters instead.

Freepers are already in wharrgarbl mode:

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To: nmh

All went well because Obama was present and did nothing.

Absolutely right, why doesn't he just stay "present" and keep quiet NOW as he did during the problem ... ah but no, how can he take credit and be praised unles he comes forward now? Did you every see a President stay further AWAY from a crisis ... now watch, tomorrow, the success will be BECAUSE of him ... thanks to the news media. Ir will be fun to watch them spin this one to his favor when all he was was "present."

So you will give your opinion on how you don't care about a stupid topic?

That was for Newt.

make me some tea:
Freepers are already in wharrgarbl mode:

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Those comments make me afraid of the deranged stupid.

shanrick: Those comments make me afraid of the deranged stupid.

I'm perpetually amazed at how quickly the freeper hive mind can continually find reasons to be outraged.

"Why won't 0sama say anything about X?"

*Obama says something*

"Talk is cheap! Why won't 0sama do anything about X."

*Obama does something*

"He must be outraged that he had to do that! What a loser."

And my favorite comment from the linked thread:

To: Dilbert San Diego
Is Obama privately mad that we killed 3 of the 4 pirates?

Possible. They could be his blood brothers after all - in all likelihood fathered by Barrack Hussein Obama Sr.
17 posted on Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:46:00 PM by libh8er

Hurrrrr.

well, i agree it is silly.
They should've gotten a cocker spaniel like nixon.


/loves a cock...er spaniel.

What is that old saying? ah yes, A stopped clock is right twice a day. Give it a minute and Newt will become the fat douche that he was before.

I've been saying this through the entire episode.

No wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are morans.

First thing Newtie has said in a long time that I've agreed with.

We should be talking about how Obama's good decision-making dismantled the hostage situation off the horn of Africa and how his economic policies are already turing the crisis around - and how he is making solid and swift progress on every major policy promise he proposed over the campaign.

He is setting himself up to be the most successful and competent president ever.

At least the dog is of a higher breed than Obama.

Obama and his debt are sickening.
But the pup is really cute.

Dear Newt,

You are a political philosopher with no real practicing of the trade under your belt. You know nothing about the intricacies that are involved, so stop talking about something you have no iota about. Dogs however, are something you're able to comment on since you know a significant amount pertaining to b*tches in heat, and their bastage offspring you dumb straw man.

P.S. Shut your stupid farking mouth.
Sincerely,
Bukkit.

...especially since they already have a dog:

Steigen: I've been saying this through the entire episode.


Me, too. And now I've been seeing commercials about the, "pain, suffering, and agony," that Oprah's dog has been going throughs because of some disorder. Who gives a flying farkadingdong about Oprah's dog? Or Obama's for that matter?

Mentat 2009-04-12 03:26:09 PM
The media should be discussing teabagging and teleprompters instead.

Not a bad idea. The MSN is ignoring a huge ground swell of opposition to Obama and the Dems budgetary plans and the fact that our president can't seem to put three words together to form a sentence with out reading them off a screen.

And I thought Hopey McChange was supposed to be such an articulate man.
Clean, too, according to Joe Biden, who spells 'a three letter word -job - 'j-o-b-s', steals a foreign poltician's speech without accreditation and lies about having conversations with people that didn't happen.

Yup. Quite the crew you Dems/Libs/Leftists have in place.

Now for the 'But, but, but...BUSH!' responses.

driven to quit


What is that old saying? ah yes, A stopped clock is right twice a day. Give it a minute and Newt will become the fat douche that he was before.


LOL

/Remember when CBS has a 5 minute segment on Socks on the 6:00 evening news?

newt gingrich and his opinions are adorable.

IonBeam2: ...especially since they already have a dog MILF:

FTFY

People care what Newt Gingrich thinks?

The coverage is not stupid or irrelevant. It illustrates the decision-making capabilities of the new Administration.

If it takes them this long to pick out a goddamn dog, what can we expect when it comes down to things that matter.

Newt Gingrich voices what we're all thinking: coverage of the Obamas' new dog is "fairly stupid"

FTFY, Illiteratemitter.

kxs401: IonBeam2: ...especially since they already have a dog MILF:

FTFY

MILF?? She is not remotely attractive. Just because she's married to the president does not make her a model.

/looks kinda like those beastly tennis sisters

mfaby: Mentat 2009-04-12 03:26:09 PM
The media should be discussing teabagging and teleprompters instead.

Not a bad idea. The MSN is ignoring a huge ground swell of opposition to Obama and the Dems budgetary plans and the fact that our president can't seem to put three words together to form a sentence with out reading them off a screen.

And I thought Hopey McChange was supposed to be such an articulate man.
Clean, too, according to Joe Biden, who spells 'a three letter word -job - 'j-o-b-s', steals a foreign poltician's speech without accreditation and lies about having conversations with people that didn't happen.

Yup. Quite the crew you Dems/Libs/Leftists have in place.

Now for the 'But, but, but...BUSH!' responses.

Who cares about the salesman when all we care about is the product and what it can do for us.

Hmm... Caterday for Dogs, anyone?

mfaby: Mentat 2009-04-12 03:26:09 PM
The media should be discussing teabagging and teleprompters instead.

Not a bad idea. The MSN is ignoring a huge ground swell of opposition to Obama and the Dems budgetary plans and the fact that our president can't seem to put three words together to form a sentence with out reading them off a screen.

And I thought Hopey McChange was supposed to be such an articulate man.
Clean, too, according to Joe Biden, who spells 'a three letter word -job - 'j-o-b-s', steals a foreign poltician's speech without accreditation and lies about having conversations with people that didn't happen.

Yup. Quite the crew you Dems/Libs/Leftists have in place.

Now for the 'But, but, but...BUSH!' responses.

1/10.

I concur. But the media in the U.S. forgot long ago what real news was. Now for them it's just about ratings. "What do Americans care about?", the media said to themselves, and they pondered, and pondered. What did they discover? Nothing. But they like to pretend that we want to hear about stupid crap like what Obama wore to Mcdonalds, or what kind of unmotherly shenanigans Britney Spears is up to. "News" these days is geared toward women, and the ADD crowd.

Obama has a new dog?

CuttySupreme: At least the dog is of a higher breed than Obama.

The dog is a pure breed. Obama's more of a mutt.

If you didn't stop paying attention to the "media" when it refused to cover the truth about elections and wars, I don't know what to say to you.

Does this mean that Newt is now a RINO according to JigglyPub?

Amen.

Man the freepers are out in force today on FARK. What happened guys? Did your familes get sick of your warrble and send you back to your basement or were you just not invited anywhere.

As for newt, I aggree let's forget about the dog. How about answearing allegations that you handed divorce papers to your wife while she was dying? Or how about answearing wether or not you got a beej in front of your kids?

/Happy Easter folks

mfaby: Mentat 2009-04-12 03:26:09 PM
The media should be discussing teabagging and teleprompters instead.

Not a bad idea. The MSN is ignoring a huge ground swell of opposition to Obama and the Dems budgetary plans and the fact that our president can't seem to put three words together to form a sentence with out reading them off a screen.



HUGE GROUND SWELL! (^)

Why do so many posters here try to criticize Obama by making shiat up?

There's plenty of principled reasons to be anti-bailout, think some of his appointments are terrible, and to find a crap ton of rational reasons to biatch and moan.

Apparently that's too difficult for some of you, so go on about about telemprompters and pretend groundswells of opposition. It beats the hell out of thinking.

Newt Gingrich: coverage of the Obama's new dog is "fairly stupid"

Translation: I don't know how to spin this as a failure by Obama, please stop discussing it.

mfaby: Mentat 2009-04-12 03:26:09 PM
The media should be discussing teabagging and teleprompters instead.

Not a bad idea. The MSN is ignoring a huge ground swell of opposition to Obama

The "silent majority" died with the GOP's credibility.

It's fluff about the first family. It always happens. Who cares?

Puppies are cute, I like pictures of puppies, and the coverage has inspired some of the best bits on the Daily Show/Colbert Report.

"First Puppydential Debate" was gold.

Steigen: I've been saying this through the entire episode.

No wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are morans.

Yeah, right. Cuz the rest of the world didn't spend their news cycles reporting on what Michelle Obama was wearing.

Yeah, it is just the United States. Uh huh, yeah, RIIGGGHHHTTT.

me_the_farker: How about answearing allegations that you handed divorce papers to your wife while she was dying?

Do we have to go through this in every Newt thread? He did not hand her divorce papers in the hospital. She once claimed that they "discussed terms" of their ongoing divorce proceeding while she was in the hospital. She did not elaborate. She never alleged that he "handed divorce papers to her while she was dying." Because IT DID NOT HAPPEN.

(Caps because this particular smear campaign needs to die. Attack Newt on the issues, he's a pretty big target. There's no need to make stuff up.)

Wow, I agree with Newt. That's weird.

Kumana Wanalaia: Newt Gingrich: coverage of the Obama's new dog is "fairly stupid"

Translation: I don't know how to spin this as a failure by Obama, please stop discussing it.Coverage of Obama's new dog is "fairly stupid"

FTFY

Hobodeluxe: I'll bet he also finds the allegation of Obama's supposed half brother and his alleged almost assault of a group of girls in public that resulted in no charges very concerning and under reported.

Hobodeluxe when the Bush twins got busted for underage drinking: "leave the family alone!"

Hobodeluxe during the Bristol Palin pregnant stories: "family should be off limits!!!"

Hobodeluxe during the Obama half-brother story: "why won't the media report this more?!?!?!?

I laugh, then I laugh some more.

OnmyojiOmn: Newt Gingrich voices what we're all thinking: coverage of the Obamas' new dog is "fairly stupid"

FTFY, Illiteratemitter.

You're so amazingly awesome, being able to point out misplaced apostrophes as well as any sixth-grader. Pat yourself on the back, for you have just saved some of the English language from being horribly raped thanks to your schoolchild expertise. The Internet is safe for one more day due to your tireless efforts and we are all very grateful that you took it upon yourself to interject that extremely important substance into the conversation.

/Grammar Nazis are assholes

Mohammed Superstar: People care what Newt Gingrich thinks?

I thought his comments made him sound peevish, jealous, and quite frankly like the kind of guy who'd kick his dog and beat his horses.

Wow, gotta love the Freeper who said "this time it's pirates. What if next time it's the Chinese, Russians and terrorists working together?"

That's like "last night a kid threw a snowball at my car. What if today chainsaw-firing zombies are in my work refrigerator?"

Newt's right, no one wants to hear feel-good human interest stories in the middle of an economic crises. All the news should be about unemployment, shooting deaths, and food-born illnesses.