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(Contact Music) Obvious Moby: "Transcendental meditation helped me quiet my mind and go to a calm, centred place." Eminem: "Shut up, hippie"   (contactmusic.com) divider line 30
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Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 04:02:38 PM  
rawstory.com

I prefer transcendental medication

 
xpennyroyaltyx [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 04:32:02 PM  
does anyone still care about either of these people?

 
nacker 2009-04-12 05:13:25 PM  
I have a corn on my toe with more talent than these two idiots combined.

 
AntonSzandorLaVey [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 05:33:30 PM  
Eminem? Where?

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 05:53:08 PM  
Meh, Moby has more class in his little finger than Em has in his entire body

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 06:23:38 PM  
Dear Moby & Eminem,

If you want anybody to take your sissified feud seriously, one of you is going to have to mimic the East Coast/West Coast feud and shoot the other. This sort of thing just makes you look like two emo teenagers whining on myspace.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 06:53:05 PM  
xpennyroyaltyx: does anyone still care about either of these people?

THIS. Who care what EITHER of these guys think or do any more than anyone cares about how my neighbor mows his lawn?

 
dkny 2009-04-12 07:00:50 PM  
uhhh, eminem wasn't mentioned in the article at all... unless I missed something?

Maybe there were a lot of m's in the article.. I dunno.

 
Firststepsadoozie 2009-04-12 07:30:39 PM  
I have perfected a way to quiet my mind, and go to a calm centered place. I call it "Taking a Nap".

 
Glitchwerks 2009-04-12 07:31:26 PM  
Aarontology: Dear Moby & Eminem,

If you want anybody to take your sissified feud seriously, one of you is going to have to mimic the East Coast/West Coast feud and shoot the other. This sort of thing just makes you look like two emo teenagers whining on myspace.


It isn't a feud. Moby hasn't done anything other than a few comments which made Eminem respond in a video. Other than Eminem's infamous fit when faced with Moby's "friend" Triumph at the MTV awards, there's absolutely nothing going on between these guys.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-04-12 07:45:54 PM  
Oh and Moby can shut the fark up. He went on and on about his Christianity and straight edge bullshiat when he was starting out and wouldn't shut up. Now he's into transcendental meditation? What a little dumb fark.

 
yeastinfarktion 2009-04-12 07:50:10 PM  
dkny: uhhh, eminem wasn't mentioned in the article at all... unless I missed something?

Maybe there were a lot of m's in the article.. I dunno.


Nope you're right, farkers don't actually read the articles posted, that would slow down their ability to write witty things in the comments.

 
akuma976 2009-04-12 08:12:03 PM  
Why doesn't eminem ever start a real feud?

I'd love to hear him talk shiat about The Game.

 
Seamer 2009-04-12 09:19:03 PM  
He explains, "I thought that TM involved ritual animal sacrifice and moving to some country and renouncing wealth and materialism."

Liked everything up to 18, and then I kinda lost interest in newer Moby music. Reading this sentence just makes me want to stab Moby in the face for being so...farking wierd.

 
carmody 2009-04-12 09:46:45 PM  
Meditation really is good for you, you know.

 
mfaby 2009-04-12 10:01:51 PM  
Aarontology 2009-04-12 06:23:38 PM
Dear Moby & Eminem,

If you want anybody to take your sissified feud seriously, one of you is going to have to mimic the East Coast/West Coast feud and shoot the other. This sort of thing just makes you look like two emo teenagers whining on myspace.


Word.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-12 10:09:39 PM  
Eminem was soooo 2002/2003.

Moby was soooo 1999.

that is all.


/that being said, they both have mad skillz

 
HelmetTesterTJ 2009-04-12 10:18:18 PM  
I APPRECIATE MOBY'S TUNES AND THINK IT IS OK THAT FAMOUS PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THINGS THEY ENJOY!!!!!

/I never was good at flaming
//carry on, pros
///thought this (new window) was a cool project

 
raidersofthelostfark 2009-04-12 10:52:56 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

... is taking sides.

/ cuz all my shootings be drive-bys

 
PDXBishop 2009-04-12 11:12:41 PM  
raidersofthelostfark: ... is taking sides.

/ cuz all my shootings be drive-bys


YAY! Wasn't expecting MC Hawking in this thread, but he is more than welcome.

/Schrodinger's cat makes me reach for my gat

 
mud_shark 2009-04-13 02:47:48 AM  
Don't forget the Pistons!

A few years back I watched them lose to San Antonio in a bar in Detroit - okay, actually it was Warren, but not even the locals could get too upset at the smile on my face as they lost.

 
LewDux 2009-04-13 03:14:36 AM  
xpennyroyaltyx: does anyone still care about either of these people?

Coolest of us don't even know who are these people

 
mansonozz 2009-04-13 07:53:20 AM  
ladybunny.net

Eminem says you're a 39 year old, no-dick loser. I don't agree with dat. You're not 39 are you?

/more or less

 
Chaosandcomedy 2009-04-13 10:34:48 AM  
Eminem is talented.

Moby seems annoying.

Let's keep it simple shall we?

 
Glitchwerks 2009-04-13 11:16:34 AM  
Chaosandcomedy: Eminem is talented annoying.

Moby seems is annoying.

Neither is all that talented.

Let's keep it simple shall we?


FTFY.

 
LostSaidDocument 2009-04-13 11:29:07 AM  
"Transcendental meditation
speaks of inner-preservation.
Transcendental meditation gives you peace of mind."

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2009-04-13 12:17:57 PM  
Sitting in one spot for a long time is calming. Wow.

 
Trafficguy2000 2009-04-13 05:51:59 PM  
I prefer this instead.

Link

Transdermal celebration
Caused a slight mutation
In the rift
It toppled down a nation
And left the people running for the hills
But the mutants that I see
Shine their beauty unto me
I wish you could see them

Tectonic tribulation
Formed a crust of green beyond the reef
Waves fell in formation
Cause the plants to bend with spi-ked leaves
I'm growing with the land
Time has taken my hands and let me touch them

Hey, hey,
A billion miles to Mark A
Lay on the lawn, he's already home
When the morning ray hits his face

Transdermal celebration
Jets flew in formation
I could see them
Dropping the crustaceans
Leaving trails of flames in their wake
But where is the mutation
Who once told me it was safe, I can't find him

 
CentralValleyCali 2009-04-13 06:47:41 PM  
I'm sorry, I can't take anyone serious who names himself after candy. I mean what is he? Filled with chocolate and has a candy outside?

OH! Maybe he can get into gay porn!

"Yea, I'm Eminem. I got chocolate inside me and a tasty candy shell. I melt in your mouth, not your arse"

LOL, Eminem. He's like the Jessica Simpson of rap!

 
kiteless 2009-04-15 04:29:09 PM  
TM is just another business. Sad he bothered with it.

 
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