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(UPI) Asinine Dude, she's 8. We don't care if it's legal, she's friggen' EIGHT   (upi.com) divider line 419
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Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:02:47 AM  
ftfa: He said the child wife could file for divorce once she reached puberty,

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:12:45 AM  
In other news, different cultures do things differently.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:24:36 AM  
It's OK, she doesn't have to sex him, they are married after all.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:29:59 AM  
But since Mohammad was the "Perfect Man" whose example should be emulated by all good Muslim men, he can start farking her when she turns nine.

To paraphrase the apologist above: Different cultures sometimes do things that are farking sick.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:33:43 AM  
give me doughnuts: To paraphrase the apologist above:

Apologist? Yeah, whatever dear.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:36:12 AM  
To be fair, if he waits a year and only then consummates the marriage, he will have been perfectly in line with what Islam preaches.

Kyosuke: In other news, different cultures do things differently. I use moral relativism to defend pedophilia

corrected that for you.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:37:36 AM  
Kyosuke: Apologist? Yeah, whatever dear.

... if that's not a defense of what they do because "they have a different culture" when what was the point of your post? Point out the obvious?

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:38:05 AM  
How is babby married? Dad is instain, mother is not and husband is trying to get instain.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:39:00 AM  
Tatsuma: corrected that for you.

Here's a hint for you: You are least likely one here that needs to be proclaiming others to be "moral relativists."

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:42:37 AM  
Kyosuke: Here's a hint for you: You are least likely one here that needs to be proclaiming others to be "moral relativists."

Why, exactly?

 
2wolves 2009-04-12 09:44:11 AM  
Tatsuma:

Why, exactly?


A little early to be Obvious Troll isn't it?

 
sullyman 2009-04-12 09:45:57 AM  
State sponsored pedophilia is still pedophilia.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:48:46 AM  
Would someone try to justify why in the hell I should respect a culture that allows this crap?

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:50:32 AM  
i261.photobucket.com

This isn't them, but this photo won UNICEF's photo of the year in 2007. The girl in it just turned 11, and her new husband is 40.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:50:36 AM  
give me doughnuts: But since Mohammad was the "Perfect Man" whose example should be emulated by all good Muslim men, he can start farking raping her when she turns nine.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:54:05 AM  
z_gringo: But since Mohammad was the "Perfect Man" whose example should be emulated by all good Muslim men, he can start farking raping her when she turns nine.

Mohammed never raped anyone. Also, everyone he killed, he killed while defending himself. Plus, his coffee was always sweet, and he farted roses.

What I mean to say is

sioedeutschland.files.wordpress.com

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:54:41 AM  
Ah religion: is there anything it can't do?

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:56:11 AM  
To be fair, if he waits a year and only then consummates the marriage, he will have been perfectly in line with what Islam preaches.

According to a previous article, he does not intend to consummate before puberty, when she will have a chance to divorce or annul the marriage before anything happens.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:56:24 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: Ah religion: is there anything it can't do?

Make Farkers not go mental, for one.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:58:04 AM  
ZAZ: According to a previous article, he does not intend to consummate before puberty, when she will have a chance to divorce or annul the marriage before anything happens.

Well, I certainly hope that's true, and I certainly wish it was the case for all of those "marriages".

However, as a wife under Islam cannot say no to her husband whenever he wants her, things do look grim. BE"H, they won't turn that way.

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:58:27 AM  
ZAZ: To be fair, if he waits a year and only then consummates the marriage, he will have been perfectly in line with what Islam preaches.

According to a previous article, he does not intend to consummate before puberty, when she will have a chance to divorce or annul the marriage before anything happens.


Yeah, I'm sure that's EXACTLY how it will actually play out.

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:59:29 AM  
Tatsuma: Make Farkers not go mental, for one.

I'm sure the Lord is working on it. If he can make paedophilia acceptable and bring people back from the dead, he can fix Fark with his noodly appendage.

 
ADDDAddy [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:01:26 AM  
Islam - tonight we're gonna party like it's 1399! And to be fair we'll have the 1899 party with the Christians after that.

 
ethics-gradient 2009-04-12 10:03:10 AM  
Ugh. This makes me want to puke, it should have a sick tag.
FTFA: The judge, Sheikh Habib Habib, ... He said the child wife could file for divorce once she reached puberty, CNN
OK, less bad but still several kinds of farked up.

 
Marquis de Sod [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:05:53 AM  
Too old

/too lazy to find the frowning Pedobear pic

 
British 2009-04-12 10:07:33 AM  
Big Lebowski pic in 3...2...1...

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:08:16 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: If he can make paedophilia acceptable

I'm fairly sure that moot created /b/, not G-d. In fact, I'm quite certain He had nothing to do with this abomination.

 
tetzel1517 2009-04-12 10:08:55 AM  
Came for the Big Lebowski references, was...

deeply disappointed. C'mon guys, fulfill the modest task which was your charge. I can't post images from here.

 
macdaddy357 2009-04-12 10:08:56 AM  
Further evidence that Arab civilization is an oxymoron.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-04-12 10:09:02 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: ftfa: He said the child wife could file for divorce once she reached puberty,

He's doing it wrong.

 
Nurglitch 2009-04-12 10:09:09 AM  
Kyosuke: In other news, different cultures do things differently.

I have to agree with this. Different cultures do things differently. In particular, worse cultures do things worse, and better cultures do things better. Guess which one the Wahabite culture is?

 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 2009-04-12 10:10:14 AM  
What size "monetary debt" are we talking about?

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Kar98 2009-04-12 10:10:55 AM  
tarmojuristo.files.wordpress.com

Eight year olds, Dude!

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:11:13 AM  
Saudi Arabia wouldn't be one of our allies, if we didn't need so much of their sweet, sweet oil. They shouldn't be either. America should not (be forced to) associate with a country that allows children to do the Anna Nicole Smith thing. It AIN'T RIGHT!

 
James F. Campbell 2009-04-12 10:11:38 AM  
This thread filled up with retards early.

 
svejker_14 2009-04-12 10:11:54 AM  
Is there some kind of world map out there that shows a country's / region's year if, say for the sake of argument, we take New York or London to be 2009, thus showing Saudi Arabia to be, say, in the middle ages?

 
Podna 2009-04-12 10:12:19 AM  
i23.photobucket.com

 
fartacus 2009-04-12 10:12:41 AM  
Kyosuke: In other news, different cultures do things differently.

And in yet more news, some cultures are degenerate and inferior. That would include any culture that allows marriage of an 8 year old to a 47 year old.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-04-12 10:13:50 AM  
Kyosuke: In other news, different cultures do things differently.

Please say you're kidding. It really doesn't matter if that's cool in their culture or whatever, but the physical and emotional trauma that will be done to that girl if and when that marriage is consummated is indefensible. Girls aren't emotionally or physically ready for sex until AT LEAST puberty, so marrying before that is wrong, period.

/I realize lots of cultures, both historically and today, have girls get married when they're old enough to bear children
//and that's fine
///EIGHT isn't old enough to bear children by any farking stretch of the imagination.

 
Podna 2009-04-12 10:14:03 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Saudi Arabia wouldn't be one of our allies, if we didn't need so much of their sweet, sweet oil. They shouldn't be either. America should not (be forced to) associate with a country that allows children to do the Anna Nicole Smith thing. It AIN'T RIGHT!

If we can get off our addiction to oil we can finally stop buying from all these assholes and let the region rot.

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:14:07 AM  
Tatsuma: I'm fairly sure that moot created /b/, not G-d. In fact, I'm quite certain He had nothing to do with this abomination.

But who created moot?

eh? EH?

I blame religion.

 
aarond12 2009-04-12 10:14:22 AM  
homepage.mac.com

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:14:51 AM  

 
The DBS 2009-04-12 10:15:27 AM  
Kyosuke 2009-04-12 09:12:45 AM
In other news, different cultures do things differently.


What exactly do you mean? Are you saying this is okay?

 
redTiburon 2009-04-12 10:15:27 AM  
Ah muslims... ya gotta love 'em.


If you don't they'll chop off your head.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:15:34 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: But who created moot?

eh? EH?

I blame religion.


He gave us free will so that's not His fault!

Either way, I blame Japan.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:16:02 AM  
Hey, in most third world countries, a roof over your head and food on the table probably trumps being sent to the labor camps as soon as you can hold a shovel or run a sewing machine. Lesser of two evils, people... the world isn't all Ward and June Cleaver.

 
crash665 2009-04-12 10:16:04 AM  
Hey! Does this mean that the Holy Annointed One - Obama - was right when he said Islam has enriched our nation? 'Cause I got some friends that owe me money!


Dolla, Dolla Bill y'all! Pay me those ends or I get your daughter!

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:18:44 AM  
In other news, racists and xenophobes extract single example extremes to support their thinly-veiled fear of everything different!

/romero

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 10:18:45 AM  
Tatsuma: Either way, I blame Japan.

A good call, with there pesky miniaturised techical doohickies and schoolgirl knicker vending machines! A PIT OF UNWHOLESOME EVILITUDE.

 
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