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A very very wrong way of eating peeps. Poached? Seriously?

Duh. You eat them raw.

You start by biting off their heads so they can't look at you anymore.

Incredibly, the K-Mart was going out of business and had Peeps for 39 cents a box! I picked up a case of yellow chicks for personal use


As opposed to.....?

Put a peep(or any type of marshmellow) in the microwave for a while.

I see they forget the toasted ham and Peep sandwhich with garlic dill pickle slices, Bavarian mustard, and PCP.

If getting attacked by a bunch of catholic Ninjas, just throw a whole tray in the microwave.

I had a Peeptini once...

Any way is the wrong way to eat a Peep.

stale peeps impaled on a stick and burned over a campfire.

Cast

Put a peep(or any type of marshmellow) in the microwave for a while.

Make sure you put a paper plate down first. If you don't, it's a pain to clean up. Also, you can microwave a Bit O Honey for a few seconds to make it gooey, pretty good that way.

Peep Cake > All

You got to open the package about three weeks early to let them cure .

Death By Monkey: Cast

Put a peep(or any type of marshmellow) in the microwave for a while.

Make sure you put a paper plate down first. If you don't, it's a pain to clean up. Also, you can microwave a Bit O Honey for a few seconds to make it gooey, pretty good that way.

For extra fun, put it in for a minute at 50% power and watch it breathe

Moderately stale is the only way.

Not so hard that they are like gnawing bark but chewy.

If anyone is curious about the science of Peeps, enjoy (new window).

Notable results:

"Essentially, we found that Peeps are not soluble in water (a polar liquid), acetone (a non-polar liquid), sulfuric acid (a strong acid), or sodium hydroxide (a strong base)."

"Given enough time, the proper resources, and access to some really toxic stuff, one can probably dissolve just about anything except Peep eyes."

I didn't even like 'em as a kid.... nasty vile stuff.

Peeps Pie, anyone...?

http://imagecomics.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=15318

There was an article?

crab66: Moderately stale is the only way.

Not so hard that they are like gnawing bark but chewy.

This!

RY28: You got to open the package about three weeks early to let them cure .

This too.

/woman at top of page... WANT!

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Any way is the wrong way to eat a Peep.

SirEattonHogg: I didn't even like 'em as a kid.... nasty vile stuff.

At least two people have answered correctly so far.

1. Buy package.
2. Make slit in cellophane.
3. Put package in closet.
4. Leave there for at least 8 months.
5. Stale, crunchy goodness.

Thought this was gonna be about Idi Amin...

crab66: Moderately stale is the only way.

Not so hard that they are like gnawing bark but chewy.

How long does it take a Peep to get stale?
I have a package of Peeps leftover from last Easter that I'm planning on eating today. I pulled them out of the cabinet this morning and was surprised to see they say "Best by 03/2010" and they're as soft and fresh as they were a year ago.

There is *no* wrong way to eat a Peep!

Except this one here...my son gnawed on the head, slobbered on the rest and threw it on the floor. Now it's got fake grass stuck all over it.

no no no no no

Peeps are nasty, evil, and vile, and the manufacturers should be brought before a jury of their peers for perpetuating crimes against sugary treats.

blech

Peeps are peeple too!

Peeps are farking disgusting.

oh these are silly, you should always wrap your peep in BACON!



They also did cadbury creme eggs wrapped in bacon
marshmallow bunny wrapped in bacon
easter egg wrapped in bacon
jelly beans wrapped in bacon...

and so much more.

See more here

/nom
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Clock Spider Jerusalem: I see they forget the toasted ham and Peep sandwhich with garlic dill pickle slices, Bavarian mustard, and PCP.

PCPeep?
Boosler approves

iheartbaconsalt: oh these are silly, you should always wrap your peep in BACON!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Psychotropic: crab66: Moderately stale is the only way.

Not so hard that they are like gnawing bark but chewy.

How long does it take a Peep to get stale?
I have a package of Peeps leftover from last Easter that I'm planning on eating today. I pulled them out of the cabinet this morning and was surprised to see they say "Best by 03/2010" and they're as soft and fresh as they were a year ago.

That pizza in your profile is making me hungry. Working on Easter sucks :(

A few years ago, the Peepmobile visited our little town, so of course we had to go. It was great fun up until I got to the guy st the end who was handing out Peeps and answering questions. He was not pleased when I asked where the microwave was in front of a bunch of impressionable children.

Happy Easter!

Eating them during a furious fapping session?

/was that wrong?

This is insanely old, and the site kind of sucks, but a college buddy of mine had some fun with this:

A Letter To Just Born (the company that makes Peeps) About Peeps And Oral Sex (slightly NSFW) (new window)

/first thing I thought of

I've microwaved them in the past, that's kind of fun. They get fat and then they shrink (and stick) when you take them out.

Take package of peeps.
Throw in trash.
Make sure trash gets picked up.

Cook bacon. eat bacon.

My roommate in college would buy a couple of packages of peeps and a couple of cans of Bacon Cheddar Easy Cheese. He then would fill the peeps with easy cheese. Don't know how he stayed rail thin.

maddogdelta: Take package of peeps.
Throw in trash.
Make sure trash gets picked up.

Cook bacon. eat bacon.

This. I have no idea why anyone would even eat a peep.

JohnnyBoy69: My roommate in college would buy a couple of packages of peeps and a couple of cans of Bacon Cheddar Easy Cheese. He then would fill the peeps with easy cheese.

Okay, now I just hurled.

I hadn't seen a Peep until this year (net photos notwithstanding) as they weren't sold in stores. But Wal-Mart was selling boxes for ~50 cents so I thought I'd try them. They aren't bad-tasting exactly...it's more of a neutral non-flavour; they taste like sweet and food colouring. They aren't something I'd try again, and now knowing what they taste like, I can't understand the enthusiasm for them. I'm chalking it up to nostalgia as I gave the box (minus one) to an expat American who was thrilled and finished the rest off over the course of a day.

JohnnyBoy69: My roommate in college would buy a couple of packages of peeps and a couple of cans of Bacon Cheddar Easy Cheese. He then would fill the peeps with easy cheese. Don't know how he stayed rail thin.

Good christ!

chouchou: no no no no no

Peeps are nasty, evil, and vile, and the manufacturers should be brought before a jury of their peers for perpetuating crimes against sugary treats.

blech

Can I get an AMEN?!

tukatz: Incredibly, the K-Mart was going out of business and had Peeps for 39 cents a box! I picked up a case of yellow chicks for personal use.

Is that even legal in most states? I'd be afraid of a yeast infection!

That is what they meant... right?

simusid: stale peeps impaled on a stick and burned over a campfire.


Maybe not burned, but roasted. Never tired this until about a month ago... one of the kids wanted to roast marshmallows, and all we had were Peeps left over from Valentine's Day.

Seriously, best ever. I have no idea why I never thought of it before then. The outside gets brown and crunchy from the sugar while the inside gets all melty.