One would think there are much, much worse things to have cut off than a nipple while laying there on the operating table.

So that made me ponder an interesting question.. if a woman accidentally or intentionally had her nipples removed, would it be legal for her to walk around topless in public? (whether or not you would want her to, as I know how most Farkers would answer that...)

reillan: So that made me ponder an interesting question.. if a woman accidentally or intentionally had her nipples removed, would it be legal for her to walk around topless in public? (whether or not you would want her to, as I know how most Farkers would answer that...)

Heck, how about a full double-mastectomy?

The first DPH probe of the Hicks case, finished in September, cleared Beth Israel of providing poor care to Hicks. The probe was reopened in October after Hicks complained to DPH that investigators failed to look at all the evidence. In particular, a key witness in the case - the surgeon called in to complete Borud's botched work - was never interviewed by DPH.

color me surprised.

that they did the followup. not the first part.

PacersJAM3s: One would think there are much, much worse things to have cut off than a nipple while laying there on the operating table.

I'm not sure if it was lost on the table. It sounded like it perhaps rotted off or something later on. Or maybe the surgeon mistook it for a snack.

reillan: So that made me ponder an interesting question.. if a woman accidentally or intentionally had her nipples removed, would it be legal for her to walk around topless in public? (whether or not you would want her to, as I know how most Farkers would answer that...)

Well, if you want to get profound ....
For reconstruction, such as is needed when radical mastectomy is required, nipples are often removed and sewed into a surrogate location. Let your active imagination run through the permutations.

wademh

Sew the nipple on the clitoris so I can find it easier.

ZAZ: wademh

Sew the nipple on the clitoris so ZAZ I can find it easier can't find that either.

\feeling flamey

/problem solved

i dont really need my nipples all that much.

Hicks' attorney, Max Borten, belittled the fixes as "hocus pocus."

I have a sudden desire to start yodelling.

Damn. I need to Focus on the task at hand.

Maybe the doctor got hungry for wolf human nipple chips?

I prefer the crunchy frog and lark's vomit cluster my self.

Does not find this amusing.

Homer: [to ambulance driver] I want my wife to get the best
treatment money can buy!
[driver changes sign to, "BETH ISRAEL"]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't go nuts.
[driver changes sign to, "ST. MARY'S"]
Eh, better than that.
[driver changes sign to, "SPRINGFIELD PRESBYTERIAN"]
Perfect.
[the ambulance speeds off]
Stu: Yeesh, I can't believe she went home with those guys.
-- "Little Big Mom"

Source: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF04

reillan: So that made me ponder an interesting question.. if a woman accidentally or intentionally had her nipples removed, would it be legal for her to walk around topless in public? (whether or not you would want her to, as I know how most Farkers would answer that...)

Move to Ontario, Canada (: Its legal for women to go topless just like men. (:

reillan: So that made me ponder an interesting question.. if a woman accidentally or intentionally had her nipples removed, would it be legal for her to walk around topless in public? (whether or not you would want her to, as I know how most Farkers would answer that...)

In many places, it's already legal for women to walk around topless. It's usually social norms that prevent it from actually happening. (For instance, I know that it's legal in New York, NY and Ontario, Canada)

Herschel Krustofsky has three, maybe he can donate his extra one.

Well, you're not settling with me if I lose a nipple. I'll have to take yours.