Taa daa!

Are they neglecting to mention the Hollywood airbag here? I will consider changing my name to Alexei Roskov if not. Two five-story falls? Scratches? Ahem, no.

/made my wife read that one, lol

And gets the fail tag because he fails at failing?

The Russians are pretty hardcore.

This man knows all about it (new window)

Its_A_Tarp: And gets the fail tag because he fails at failingfalling?

ftfy

FAIL?
HERO tag!

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

That is so win.

He lives twice?

Jesus?

An tSaoi: This man knows all about it (new window)

That was disturbing.

"Astonishingly Roskov"

A good band name.

What brand of Vodka was that?

mece: An tSaoi: This man knows all about it (new window)

That was disturbing.

Jam is always disturbing. You should see this one:
Linkety link (new window)

Just in time for zombie season :-)

An tSaoi: This man knows all about it (new window)

dear lord, that was the worst combination of crap/pretentious I've ever seen...

uttertosh: An tSaoi: This man knows all about it (new window)

dear lord, that was the worst combination of crap/pretentious I've ever seen...

Not liking it is fine (it's a show that's got mixed reactions) but what's particularly pretentious about it? It's not like he's Ricky Gervais.

An tSaoi: mece: An tSaoi: This man knows all about it (new window)

That was disturbing.

Jam is always disturbing. You should see this one:
Linkety link (new window)

my mistake.

Thanks, guys, for allowing me to bear witness to, quite possibly, the lamest internet videos EVAR

/slopes off to find a first storey balcony

And in secret he enjoys wearing a High School cheerleader outfit, I bet.

An tSaoi: uttertosh: An tSaoi: This man knows all about it (new window)

dear lord, that was the worst combination of crap/pretentious I've ever seen...

Not liking it is fine (it's a show that's got mixed reactions) but what's particularly pretentious about it? It's not like he's Ricky Gervais.

the wankey background music with the crappy re-enactment of some guy who supposedly jumped off a 1st floor balcony 40 times (and told the narrator that it was his intention to jump 40 times!?!) - it's pretending to be real, when it's quite clearly a BS story (thus earning the pretentious remark, imo)

Best use of FAIL tag ever.

And his Fark handle is...?

I can stop reading the internets today. I've just read the funniest thing I'm gonna read all day.

An tSaoi: mece: An tSaoi: This man knows all about it (new window)

That was disturbing.

Jam is always disturbing. You should see this one:
Linkety link (new window)

Thats hilarious and so wrong at the same time.

I jumped out of a 10 story window once.

Landed on the balcony. 10 stories up.

Cool.. an Ananova article by proxy. Haven't seen those in a while.

Archie Goodwin: And in secret he enjoys wearing a High School cheerleader outfit, I bet.

I don't care who you are, that's just funny right there.

Vodka?

/Vodak

Yes, but can he eat fifty eggs ?

needs hero tag on the double!

That's sad. Russia has a life expediency on par with a 3rd world country, mostly owing to rampant alcohol abuse.

Turkish: Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

Hero tag must have been at an easter egg hunt...

narcoleptic: Vodak

My thoughts exactly

lostcat

He lives twice?

Jesus?


No, James Bond.

You know - you only live twice, and twice is the only way to live.

teh great bozack

Turkish: Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.


"Avi! Pull your socks up!"

Sounds like that guy knows how to party.

Gotta love my people..
And yes, walking out of 5th story window is what we do to avoid the nagging spouse...

/FTW

So, then six bottles of vodka total?

He lived through six bottles of Vodka?

Shenananovaigans.

Nobody else thought the last part of the article was the most unbelievable?

Roskov says he is now 100-percent sober after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

a russian giving up drinking? That he quit drinking that particular brand of vodak would be much more believable.

uttertosh: the wankey background music with the crappy re-enactment of some guy who supposedly jumped off a 1st floor balcony 40 times (and told the narrator that it was his intention to jump 40 times!?!) - it's pretending to be real, when it's quite clearly a BS story (thus earning the pretentious remark, imo)

It's not claiming to be a real story; it's a comedy sketch not a CrimeWatch re-enactment. The music runs throughout the show, indeed that's the whole point of it.

"You're a mean drunk, Superman!"

He's my hero, other than being sober now.

Hero? Lucky? I say cursed. Some evil force wants him to be tortured be a nagging wife.

As they said on SNL last night, "I don't know what kind of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial right there."

VODAK. Is there anything it can't do?

Hmmm...
3- bottles of vodak drank.... check
Survived 2 5- story falls... check
Survived the nagging of a Russian woman... check

Where's the Hero tag?