Bank teller causes bank teller to fall ill upon seeing white powder residue on money seems more likely to me.

I live for the time when people carry small baggies of white powder with them to sprinkle on machinery and pens, that they may have a day off.

Cornstarch? Flour?

Fark Gaspar Gomez, and fark the farkin' Diaz brothers...

colatf: I live for the time when people carry small baggies of white powder with them to sprinkle on machinery and pens, that they may have a day off.

I think that was the idea behind cocaine... although it was best sprinkled on flat surfaces and manipulated into lines with business or credit cards.

colatf: I live for the time when people carry small baggies of white powder with them to sprinkle on machinery and pens, that they may have a day off.

And wooden shoes, too.

Are bank tellers trained to snort each note they receive, just to check it's genuine?

Yes, I missed the Scarface reference.

So I submit to the derisive laughter I am due.

opiumpoopy: Are bank tellers trained to snort each note they receive, just to check it's genuine?

That's one of the ways, but you can't be really sure until you lick it. Money has a secret Raspberry Chocolate ink to distinguish it from counterfeits.

All right folks, place your bets! Equal odds it's cocaine, powdered sugar, either flour or cornstarch, or something else. If you're really wanting the long shot, one chance in 100 it's a deliberate attempt to cause harm.

So subby is saying we'll all be thankful we don't have any money left after the recession?

I wonder what the bank teller would do if they "knew" about all the A$$ that was on 1's ,5's,10's .... from the strip club.

coke weekends always start with 100s and end with singles

Oh... I always start w/ rum + coke.

Good stuff, Subby, and I don't mean cocaine. I mean what you've achieved here. +1.

GENETICBAGGAGE: I wonder what the bank teller would do if they "knew" about all the A$$ that was on 1's ,5's,10's .... from the strip club.

And about the boys in basketball camp who keep their money in their sweaty, smelly socks. Or the grandma who gave cash to the nose-picking 5-year-old having a birthday.

We wash everything we have in antibacterial soaps and sanitizers to keep our lives 99.9% germ-free, but don't hesitate to handle paper that has been who knows where.

/hope Howie Mandel is a Farker

Am I the only one who read that as "White power"?

/cue the "that's racist" kid...

Scott Ian?

caused bank teller to fall ill? or work harder and faster? aka "more efficiently". Bosses like that.

wanted for questioning

Hysterical woman is set off by the least little thing and becomes even more hysterical. Move along now.

one time i saw scott ian and al jourgenson hanging out backstage at an alice cooper concert. it was like i stepped into a vortex of awesome for a moment.

Anything for a day off with pay.

OK, I'll bite. Why Scott Ian? Does he have some kind of cocaine problem I'm unaware of?

/seen Anthrax 3 times, with and without Belladonna
//efilnikrafecin!

OK, I'll bite. Why Scott Ian? Does he have some kind of cocaine problem I'm unaware of?

/seen Anthrax 3 times, with and without Belladonna
//efilnikrafecin!

i think he meant the powder could be anthrax?

petethephreak: OK, I'll bite. Why Scott Ian? Does he have some kind of cocaine problem I'm unaware of?

/seen Anthrax 3 times, with and without Belladonna
//efilnikrafecin!

i think he meant the powder could be anthrax?

Thank you, Captain Obvious!


BTW, Anthrax Rules... Band won't be the same without John Bush.