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(Komo) Hero Prince hit by car, resuscitated by neighbor. "I just wiped his nose off a little bit. His jaw was in my hand."   (komonews.com) divider line 45
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Walker [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:15:31 AM  
Was he hit by a little red corvette?

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:19:39 AM  
Shoot the J.

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:20:29 AM  
Slow down in residential districts!

/Baby you're much 2 fast.

 
Peaceboy [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:32:26 AM  
Dig if U will this neighbor, of he and dog engaged in a kiss.

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:41:24 AM  
1984:
i105.photobucket.com

2009:

i105.photobucket.com

Fame is a harsh mistress.

 
Christi [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:00:26 AM  
I've always thought he was probably a little biatch in real life.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-04-12 01:07:44 AM  
I've often wondered if Poodles are aware of just how batshiat insane some of their owners are.

Oh, and if you ever, ever, EVER get the chance to see Prince perform, do it. Farking incredible. He's among the greatest guitar players out there, yet you don't hear it on studio recordings that often. That man and his platform shoes can burn down any arena he headlines.

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:29:54 AM  
Stay Cool Babylon: if you ever, ever, EVER get the chance to see Prince perform ...

I'm not particularly a fan, but the Prince SuperBowl half-time show a couple of years back was ... awesome.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:38:48 AM  
Walker: Was he hit by a little red corvette?

*clap! clap!*

 
TempeSun [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:41:13 AM  
Very true, Stay Cool Babylon. I got a bootleg or two of his performances and he can shred! The rest of his band is pretty tight, too.

/would love to get my hands on a boot of his performance at Coachella last year...

 
tagjim 2009-04-12 03:41:47 AM  
www.sogoodblog.com

 
spookybee 2009-04-12 03:43:55 AM  
log_jammin:Walker: Was he hit by a little red corvette?

*clap! clap!*


honey, you gottah slow down

 
Mister_farking_Twister 2009-04-12 03:45:45 AM  
Wow, I'm a big time Prince fan and about shait my pants when I read the headline. then sighed relief when I saw the stupid poodle in TFA.

Subby, don't EVER scare me like that

/calm down, I have 4 dogs
//Love PRN more tho
///glad others enjoy his talent too
////love slashies too

 
Begoggle 2009-04-12 03:47:39 AM  
Then we played basketball.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 03:53:19 AM  
When I was a kid, the family who lived across the street from us had a dog names Prince, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

/Such an annoying dog.

 
Momzilla59 2009-04-12 03:55:48 AM  
Congrats, Subby - I knew that was a Fark story when I read the headline but couldn't come up with a Fark-line as good as yours.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 04:05:32 AM  
i710.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.

/Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 04:17:52 AM  
Walker: Was he hit by a little red corvette?

Nailed it. Nicely done.

 
hellsgoldenangel 2009-04-12 04:18:14 AM  
Seriously, that's admirable that anyone would actually go to that length to save a pet, let alone one that isn't theirs.

Not so serious, um... I'd probably not leave the two of them alone anytime soon. First date and he's already open-mouthing him? They need supervision!

 
DeRosso 2009-04-12 04:36:21 AM  
So close, Prince... so close...

img411.imageshack.us

 
cYn21 2009-04-12 04:40:16 AM  
Done in one. Nice job, Walker


Other possibilities were:

Dog to car: I Hate U
Dog about owner: She's Always in My Hair

Man, that dog got Creamed.

Ran Into the Hood Fantastic

Kiss... the chrome

After the collision, I bet that dog was delirious.

That lady came close to seeing Poodle Brain... Pooooodle Brain...

and finally...

When Dogs Cry

/got nothin

 
TotallyHeadless 2009-04-12 04:51:12 AM  
I'm totally listening to "Little Red Corvette" right now.

/Coincidences tickle my mind.

 
Xoc 2009-04-12 05:32:04 AM  
That was the dog formerly known as Prince. After getting hit, he was just a squiggle in the road.

 
Gridlock 2009-04-12 05:47:35 AM  
The dog probably weighs more than "Prinster Un-pronouncable".

// Scrawny little freak-boy that he is.

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 05:55:48 AM  
Peaceboy: Dig if U will this neighbor, of he and dog engaged in a kiss.

I'm sorry, but this is better than Walker's comment.

 
illegalitygirl 2009-04-12 07:03:50 AM  
I got a mental image of Prince with a bloody nose and no jaw, the jaw being held by the neighbor...confusing much??

 
bungle_jr 2009-04-12 08:00:27 AM  
also glad it was the entertainer prince.
i've been to 100's of concerts of many styles of music and i still say that the prince concert in december 1998 in germany was the best concert i've ever been to!

 
reillan 2009-04-12 08:17:50 AM  
Stay Cool Babylon: I've often wondered if Poodles are aware of just how batshiat insane some of their owners are.

Of course they know. Have you spent any time with a poodle? They're smart, very smart. They can open childproof locks. And they always seem to be looking at you, watching... waiting to make their move... and then when you're least suspecting it - WHAM! they take the food right out of your hand.

/yeah, I have 2. Actually, they're my g/f's, but at least one of the two thinks it's mine.

 
dillo 2009-04-12 08:33:24 AM  
The_Sponge: Wanted for questioning.

/Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!


*applause*

/the MAD note!

 
DSanchez 2009-04-12 08:38:15 AM  
Charlie Murphy explains....

img.photobucket.com

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 09:08:08 AM  
I am the walrus. Goo goo gatchooo goo goo gatchooo.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-04-12 09:16:26 AM  
Blueberry pancakes.

 
dougfm 2009-04-12 09:19:24 AM  
George Harrison Tribute Concert - While My Guitar Gently Weeps (new window)

The Prince shreddery starts at 3:30

 
heavythumb 2009-04-12 10:03:23 AM  
dougfm: George Harrison Tribute Concert - While My Guitar Gently Weeps (new window)

The Prince shreddery starts at 3:30


dear god. That is absolutely sick.

 
farfigneugan [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 11:10:10 AM  
dougfm: George Harrison Tribute Concert - While My Guitar Gently Weeps (new window)

The Prince shreddery starts at 3:30


Thanks for the link!

 
tedZilla 2009-04-12 11:16:20 AM  
I'm amazed at how an artist that has sold as many records as he has, be as famous as he is, can still be one of the most underrated musicians out there.

 
jayessell 2009-04-12 11:30:39 AM  
When a dog has a near-death experience, does he see colors?
A bridge maybe?

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:05:48 PM  
heavythumb: dougfm: George Harrison Tribute Concert - While My Guitar Gently Weeps (new window)

The Prince shreddery starts at 3:30

dear god. That is absolutely sick.


What kind of talent and ego does it take to stand in front of that lot and treat them like your back-up band?

Nice hat, too.

 
theorellior 2009-04-12 12:10:52 PM  
Makh: I am the walrus. Goo goo gatchooo goo goo gatchooo.

You're out of your element, Donny!

 
cYn21 2009-04-12 12:11:47 PM  
TheOther: heavythumb: dougfm: George Harrison Tribute Concert - While My Guitar Gently Weeps (new window)

The Prince shreddery starts at 3:30

dear god. That is absolutely sick.

What kind of talent and ego does it take to stand in front of that lot and treat them like your back-up band?

Nice hat, too.



I've always enjoyed the look on Harrison's kid's face. His mind was annihilated that night.

Also, not to disrespect the original poster, but this wasn't at a George Harrison Tribute show. It was the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-12 02:35:22 PM  
[reads article]

there's something in my eye....

 
thesharkman 2009-04-12 03:05:23 PM  
Thanks for posting the video. Wow. I think people sometimes forget how good of guitar player he is.

 
simpsonfan 2009-04-12 03:42:25 PM  
August 23 1964.
Hollywood Bowl.
Beatles.

My best. I may have been only a kid, but my cousin had us good seats. So we heard them over the screaming.

 
vuduchyld 2009-04-12 07:00:32 PM  
you tube vid

Here is my new song about people doing stupid stuff while driving. Enjoy!

 
gpuica 2009-04-13 01:43:23 PM  
I lol'd

 
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