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(Philly) Amusing In Philadelphia, Good Friday marks the day Jesus descended into Hell and met Girls Gone Wild   (philly.com) divider line 45
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Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 10:06:49 PM  
But I thought Good Friday was the day we went to Shady Maple and consumed massive quantities of smoked pork products.

My bad.

/scrapple RULES

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2009-04-11 10:53:43 PM  
eqtworld: Jesus has been to Detroit?

No, but he just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans.

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 11:02:01 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: scrapple RULES

... in Bizarro World.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 11:39:34 PM  
That's a good Friday indeed.

 
drpepperlite 2009-04-11 11:40:31 PM  
haha only one person complained

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2009-04-11 11:44:24 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: But I thought Good Friday was the day we went to Shady Maple and consumed massive quantities of smoked pork products.

My bad.

/scrapple RULES


Scrapple is one step below head cheese.

 
Lsyn 2009-04-11 11:51:52 PM  
scrapple....girls...what. lolz.

\\sorry, tipsy post.
\have fun, guyze.

 
Daemon Spooler [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 11:54:49 PM  
"Putting the ass in mass."

 
mekki 2009-04-11 11:55:25 PM  
I don't know about you, gentlemen. But for this farkette being in a room full of vapid, drunk girls whose only talent is flashing their boobs and screaming "WHOOOOOOO!" at the same time is hell to me.

/No, I don't want to see yours. I got my own.
//Ow, must you scream in my ear? AGAIN?! Yeah, "WHOOOOO" to you too, lady.
///Okay, who threw up? Hell smells like beer and puke now.

 
Phil McKraken 2009-04-11 11:57:38 PM  
mekki: I don't know about you, gentlemen. But for this farkette ...

Yeah, I think you know the answer already.

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2009-04-11 11:57:48 PM  
If that's not a sign, what is?

 
M-G 2009-04-12 12:00:51 AM  
"Oh look...this part must be about Mary Magdelene"

 
berylman 2009-04-12 12:02:06 AM  
Jesus please put down the dessicated walrus penis it's not funny anymore.

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:02:16 AM  
mekki: being in a room full of vapid, drunk girls whose only talent is flashing their boobs

You know how I know you're not gay?

 
Arbus_Khan 2009-04-12 12:05:20 AM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: eqtworld: Jesus has been to Detroit?

No, but he just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans.


You could even say he's been from one end to the other and all points in between.

 
cheer 2009-04-12 12:05:37 AM  
mekki: I don't know about you, gentlemen.

Oh yes you do.

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:06:44 AM  
Although the test affected Comcast's "entire" local footprint, only one person called the company to complain, he said.

Holy cow! One person called in! Now that's news fit to print!

 
Inchoate 2009-04-12 12:07:01 AM  
Arbus_Khan: Ace Frehley's Ghost: eqtworld: Jesus has been to Detroit?

No, but he just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans.

You could even say he's been from one end to the other and all points in between.


I thought he caught the last train for the coast?

 
Mad_Radhu 2009-04-12 12:07:52 AM  
God so loved the world that he was willing to let his 33 year old son move back in with him.

 
cheer 2009-04-12 12:08:45 AM  
thereadlines: Although the test affected Comcast's "entire" local footprint, only one person called the company to complain, he said.

Holy cow! One person called in! Now that's news fit to print!


Prolly the same person who called and complained about the Side Boob Hour.

 
mreuther 2009-04-12 12:11:16 AM  
Of course, Sunday is the day Zombie Jesus comes out of his hole to watch NASCAR.

 
80sKnight 2009-04-12 12:17:04 AM  
Scrapple kicks all others out of the ring!

..cept bacon.

/Philly naiive
//Likes his bacon

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2009-04-12 12:18:18 AM  
Inchoate: Arbus_Khan: Ace Frehley's Ghost: eqtworld: Jesus has been to Detroit?

No, but he just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans.

You could even say he's been from one end to the other and all points in between.

I thought he caught the last train for the coast?


That was before Chicago, but after he crossed the Rio Grande.

 
80sKnight 2009-04-12 12:18:20 AM  
Philly NATIVE.

/up for too long... again..
//needs more bacon

 
Notabunny 2009-04-12 12:24:07 AM  
Best line ftfa: "Although the test affected Comcast's "entire" local footprint, only one person called the company to complain, he said."

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program (new window)

 
WFern 2009-04-12 12:25:14 AM  
If you think that's bad, you should've been in San Francisco.

feralboy.com

/Isn't most of this staged by now? Reality porn typically only means unscripted.

 
Your Mom's Alcoholic Boyfriend 2009-04-12 12:38:38 AM  
Sgygus: Marcus Aurelius: scrapple RULES

... in Bizarro World.

CLEVER!


CreepyBasementGuy: Scrapple is one step below head cheese.

You either don't know what head cheese is, or you don't know what scrapple is.

Regardless, fark yourself.

 
Ablejack 2009-04-12 12:41:21 AM  
I was chatting with a Philly cop who tried to explain Scrapple;

"You see after the butcher carves up a pig, the floors are cleaned and all the scraps are swept together"

"Oh, That's what they make scrapple from?" I guessed.

"No," he replied. That's what they make sausage from. After that mess is ..."

/loves me some scrapple!

 
soj4life 2009-04-12 12:41:55 AM  
I don't how this made the news and who is watching church services at 2 am?

 
Ablejack 2009-04-12 12:43:42 AM  
soj4life: I don't how this made the news and who is watching church services at 2 am?

There was ONE complaint about it. Probably the least complained about programming all day.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:07:42 AM  
WFern: If you think that's bad, you should've been in San Francisco.



/Isn't most of this staged by now? Reality porn typically only means unscripted.


Isn't that the Coldplay guy?

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:08:40 AM  
Your Mom's Alcoholic Boyfriend: Sgygus: Marcus Aurelius: scrapple RULES

... in Bizarro World.

CLEVER!

CreepyBasementGuy: Scrapple is one step below head cheese.

You either don't know what head cheese is, or you don't know what scrapple is.

Regardless, fark yourself.


I think he knows exactly what both are. And he is right.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:09:38 AM  
Your Mom's Alcoholic Boyfriend: Sgygus: Marcus Aurelius: scrapple RULES

... in Bizarro World.

CLEVER!

CreepyBasementGuy: Scrapple is one step below head cheese.

You either don't know what head cheese is, or you don't know what scrapple is.

Regardless, fark yourself.


Bologna and hot dogs are next.

/not really, Haggis is next.

 
EllenTheBad 2009-04-12 01:18:41 AM  
What the hell is scrapple?

 
0Icky0 2009-04-12 01:22:17 AM  
EllenTheBad: What the hell is scrapple?

It's leftover scraps of minced meat mixed together with not nearly enough spice to make it taste good.
Pennsylvania Dutch are proud of it for some strange reason.

Sorry Mom.

And Lebanon bologna isn't any better than regular bologna.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:30:54 AM  
0Icky0: EllenTheBad: What the hell is scrapple?

It's leftover scraps of minced meat mixed together with not nearly enough spice to make it taste good.
Pennsylvania Dutch are proud of it for some strange reason.

Sorry Mom.

And Lebanon bologna isn't any better than regular bologna.


And those "scraps" include anything. Brains, organs, etc.

 
0Icky0 2009-04-12 01:40:16 AM  
Sabyen91: And those "scraps" include anything. Brains, organs, etc.

Yes. I should have put "meat" in quotation marks.

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:41:41 AM  
EllenTheBad: What the hell is scrapple?

My mother was hard-core Lutheran. As children we ate what was put in front of us, or else, understand? I refused to eat the scrapple. Mom said, "Ok, on scrapple you get a pass."

/Only food I was ever allowed to refuse.

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:44:06 AM  
WFern:
/Isn't most of this staged by now? Reality porn typically only means unscripted.


If it is then I had a really surrealistic time in Panama City Beach recently for a filming. No, I was just on the beach. They, the crew form the show, had their trailer and what not out getting titty shots.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 01:44:15 AM  
0Icky0: Sabyen91: And those "scraps" include anything. Brains, organs, etc.

Yes. I should have put "meat" in quotation marks.


Well, minced meat IS code for that kind of "meat".

 
Huron77 2009-04-12 07:37:01 AM  
Craptastic! Comcast did this stuff all the time when we had
it-all we got was lame apologies. Why bother with parental
filters?

/ Good Friday Gone Wild

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2009-04-12 08:43:54 AM  
Huron77: Craptastic! Comcast did this stuff all the time when we had
it-all we got was lame apologies. Why bother with parental
filters?

/ Good Friday Gone Wild


What should they do? Unshow it? Run it backwards?

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2009-04-12 08:44:34 AM  
Just tell the dufus that complained that it's part of god's plan.

 
black_knight 2009-04-12 09:10:58 AM  
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Quick! To Bucks County, PA!

 
Your Mom's Alcoholic Boyfriend 2009-04-12 11:07:28 AM  
Sabyen91: I think he knows exactly what both are. And he is right.

I think you're a little reply-happy on Fark.

And no, head cheese is very different from Scrapple. Head cheese utilizes a number of different parts from a number of different animals, but mainly the heads of animals. Scrapple is mainly made with pig-clippings from cutting-room floors. Head cheese is seasoned, formed, and served as a cold-cut(Cured, not cooked). Scrapple is seasoned, formed, and cooked and served hot(Cooked, not cured).

It's like saying Prosciutto and Bacon are the same thing. Basically, everyone has a type of food they eat that another person thinks is disgusting. I work in a deli(which is why I know more about scrapple than you), and about half of the people who come in to my deli order sandwiches with Mayo. The other half don't. If you ask someone why they eat Mayo they'll tell you they know it's bad for you, but it tastes good. If you ask someone why they don't eat Mayo, they'll tell you it's bad for you and tastes bad.

Either way, to tell someone that his/her opinion is invalid because of your opinion is just simply immature. Especially when it comes to taste, which is very, very subjective.

 
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