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(Telegraph) Caption Caption this woman trying to win a Darwin award   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 191
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Smokey the Bare [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 07:08:43 PM  
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

 
Fodder_4_Da_Man 2009-04-11 07:14:49 PM  
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted bareback!

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 07:15:25 PM  
This extra layer of seal fat I rubbed on should protect me from- *chomp*

 
Fodder_4_Da_Man 2009-04-11 07:16:04 PM  
www.telegraph.co.uk

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:04:11 PM  
Be still my beating heart!

 
Glitchwerks 2009-04-11 08:23:15 PM  
OM NOM NOM NOM

/obvious

 
special20 2009-04-11 08:24:12 PM  
I can't bear this pain in the neck!

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:24:36 PM  
Last time I use the pool at Super 8 in Yellow Knife

 
RealAmericanHero [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:25:01 PM  
Where is global warming when you need it?!

 
FarkingReading 2009-04-11 08:25:36 PM  
THAT'S THE SPOT!!!! RIGHT THERE!!! OH YEAH! HELL YEAH!!!

 
Knuckledragger 2009-04-11 08:26:55 PM  
right there a little lower a little lower ahhhhhhhh! thats the spot.

 
Jazman 2009-04-11 08:26:59 PM  
When you said "Polar Bear Swim", I didn't think you mean it literally!

 
ShamWowofDamocles 2009-04-11 08:28:11 PM  
They told you I'm an omnivore - right?

 
Jazman 2009-04-11 08:28:22 PM  
When you said "Polar Bear Swim", I didn't think you mean it literally!

Now with voting!

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:28:51 PM  
Fat and stupid is no way to go through life, Wal-Mart shopper.

 
Knuckledragger 2009-04-11 08:28:52 PM  
FarkingReading: THAT'S THE SPOT!!!! RIGHT THERE!!! OH YEAH! HELL YEAH!!!

Missed it by that much.

 
Speedofdarkness [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:29:15 PM  
Hey Earl, watch me unhook this chicks bra with my teeth.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:29:35 PM  
The future according to Al Gore.

 
Lumoclear 2009-04-11 08:29:45 PM  
Now I know what a polar bear would do in this situation.

 
carrot 2009-04-11 08:30:04 PM  
No you didn'knut!

 
SBinRR 2009-04-11 08:30:19 PM  
"You damn furries and your stupid yiffing!"

 
matt2891 2009-04-11 08:30:56 PM  
Goddamn Salmon keep getting uglier every year! But just look at the size!!!

 
SBinRR 2009-04-11 08:31:09 PM  
"You damn furries and your stupid yiffing!"

with improved voteability.

 
scifarker 2009-04-11 08:31:23 PM  
I can has a cheesburger?

 
Smokey the Bare [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:31:29 PM  
I lost my home because you drive an SUV you fat biatch!

 
zvoidx 2009-04-11 08:31:42 PM  

 
dogboy360 2009-04-11 08:32:00 PM  
THAT TICKLES! STOP IT!

 
ZoeNekros 2009-04-11 08:32:22 PM  
Uh, what the hell? Was that a suicide attempt or what?

/did read the article... it doesn't mention her motive.

 
HOPWhiteyFord 2009-04-11 08:32:42 PM  
Oh NOES!! That walrus is drowning, I must save it!
For dinner.

 
dogboy360 2009-04-11 08:32:52 PM  
THAT TICKLES! STOP IT!

/now with voting

 
FarkingReading 2009-04-11 08:33:22 PM  
Knuckledragger: FarkingReading: THAT'S THE SPOT!!!! RIGHT THERE!!! OH YEAH! HELL YEAH!!!

Missed it by that much.

Wah wah! :)

 
xellas84 2009-04-11 08:33:29 PM  
You haz vote nao

 
scifarker 2009-04-11 08:33:49 PM  
Give me back my bukket!

 
Drummer 2009-04-11 08:33:50 PM  

 
Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:34:16 PM  
A new convert to the faith, Delores Johnson of Carmichael, California praises Jesus as she is baptized by the Right Reverend Paul R. Baer at a church service Easter weekend.

 
alsih2o [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:34:23 PM  
Cute bear. Too bad about the ugly, mutant head.

 
RoyBatty 2009-04-11 08:34:39 PM  
zvoidx: The picture is from a recent story where a woman jumped into a polar bear enclosure at a zoo and was bitten.

No voting?

 
Tequila Monster 2009-04-11 08:34:42 PM  
Call 911! There's no McNuggets on this meal!

 
Alpharadiation 2009-04-11 08:35:02 PM  
You can't fix stupid, but you can feed it to a bear

 
Trik 2009-04-11 08:35:27 PM  
DListed has more pics and a vid (new window)

 
carrot 2009-04-11 08:35:51 PM  
Knut, the zoo's baby bear that became an international celebrity in 2007 after it was hand-reared by a keeper, was in the enclosure at the time.

Wow. Had no clue where this came from when I made my entry above.

 
CaseyJay 2009-04-11 08:36:29 PM  
So much stupid, so few bears.

 
2wolves 2009-04-11 08:36:38 PM  
"My eHarmony profile states explicitly 'No biting.'"

 
Smokey the Bare [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:37:52 PM  
Taste like chicken!

 
zvoidx 2009-04-11 08:38:33 PM  
RoyBatty: zvoidx: The picture is from a recent story where a woman jumped into a polar bear enclosure at a zoo and was bitten.

No voting?

The story is from the source picture.

 
scifarker 2009-04-11 08:38:52 PM  
I'm a fat lady, I'm a fat lady, bite my back, I'm a fat lady!

 
maddogdelta [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:38:59 PM  
"These things are great! No claws, fangs or hooves! Just soft and pink!"

(with apologies to Gary Larson...)

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:39:08 PM  
Hmf...it really does taste like chicken.

 
klymen [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:39:14 PM  
Polar bear: "That's one fat monkey!"

 
Velkrin 2009-04-11 08:41:24 PM  
AHH! COLD NOSE! COLD NOSE!

/Dog owners can relate

 
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