That's because Isaiah Thomas is no longer Knicks' GM.

I don't think it's possible for a man to afford child support for 14 children by 13 women. Support for a child is supposed to be a fraction of the father's income, and that fraction is more than 1/14.

ZAZ: I don't think it's possible for a man to afford child support for 14 children by 13 women. Support for a child is supposed to be a fraction of the father's income, and that fraction is more than 1/14.

Then perhaps he should slow down on the damn rutting.

...Or because he isn't named Travis Henry

Who says personal responsibility is dead?

8/10 he is black. and the mothers are whores.

The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

I blame OJ...

/don't know exactly why, I just have to.

chef_riggy: who's the cave-gina?


You mean the one that had two?

We are sure it wasn't this guy?



/drop it like it's hot

I say we design our entire tax and entitlement system around this single individual. Because if this guy's spreading his seed around like this, there is sure to be 10, 20, even 100 guys doing the same thing.

/good catch on the AP wire subby

...and he's black.
(new window)
I knew it!

Oh, and this thread is worthless without pics of all lucky 13 ladies. So we can rate them in order of hittability. Or mock them. Whatever.

True Fact: Wilt Chamberlain farked a flying flock of geese simultaneously

Or you could father 14 children with one "different" woman...

Why would these women allow themselves to be impregnated by him!?!? In my book if a man has more than 3 children, there's nothing he can do for me. If there is a hint of baby mama drama, he is disqualified.

Black men be breedin'

Dialectic: ...and he's black.
(new window)
I knew it!

Sigh, jesus wept.

r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.



Well yeah do the math...

r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.



QFT

/get yer hands off my hot link!

That's racist! He could have been an ex-Mormon.

It seems like one of the lucky ladies, I donno maybe number 8 or 9, would stop and think, "Well this guy already has kids with several other women he isn't supporting, perhaps I should wait until a different man comes along."

Question. How does he compare to "Octomom"?

I personally think he is more irresponsible or as irresponsible as the 'Octomom'. Chances are that the taxpayers will pay for the fruit of his loins.

jobuNewWay: Why would these women allow themselves to be impregnated by him!?!?

Does it even need to be said that none of the involved parties can be that bright?

r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.

Does no one have any freaking self-respect?

Ugh, look whom I'm asking. Never mind!

Dialectic: ...and he's black.
(new window)
I knew it!

That's racist?

r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

I know it was a comedy, but Idiocracy was scary, too.

tbyte: It seems like one of the lucky ladies, I donno maybe number 8 or 9, would stop and think, "Well this guy already has kids with several other women he isn't supporting, perhaps I should wait until a different man comes along."

It is more likely they are thinking "But I am different, he told me so."

EazyE has been dead for years hasn't he?

jst3p: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.

Or their welfare checks, though indirectly.

This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

in 3 generations, basketball players and mormons will be 85% of the population

Epossumondas: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

I know it was a comedy, but Idiocracy was scary, too.

Why? The ignorant poor have been outbreeding the intelligent for thousands of years. And intelligence is more than a derivative of the two parents involved.

redly1: in 3 generations, basketball players and mormons will be 85% of the population



Kneel before your new master!

Frazier says he thinks he fathered only three of the children and that it's unrealistic for authorities to expect him to pay child support that was $3,000 a month at one point.

Since it's unrealistic for anyone to expect him to contribute $3k/mo, the only logical conclusion is for him to contribute nothing (other than sperm).

/$200 a month per kid is a pretty light child support payment.

He can't pay his child support, so tax payers get to fork out to keep him locked up?

That doesn't seem to make a lot of sense.

culebra: jst3p: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.

Or their welfare checks, though indirectly.

Well played.

tbyte: It seems like one of the lucky ladies, I donno maybe number 8 or 9, would stop and think, "Well this guy already has kids with several other women he isn't supporting, perhaps I should wait until a different man comes along."

Do you think that the individuals involved here are responsible enough to have that thought pass through their head?

Idiocracy wasn't just a movie, it was a prescient vision.

grotto_man: This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

If this is a troll, I have to say it is very good.

Mongo cut wood: Question. How does he compare to "Octomom"?

I personally think he is more irresponsible or as irresponsible as the 'Octomom'. Chances are that the taxpayers will pay for the fruit of his loins.

I think your math is off. Octomom has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by one person. This guy has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by 14 people. Since he's a deadbeat dad, they're being taken care of by 13 people. That's a better average than my parents had.

/why is fark so racist tonight? White people have their trash, too.

jst3p: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.

lol, paychecks, sure...

deadapostle: Frazier says he thinks he fathered only three of the children and that it's unrealistic for authorities to expect him to pay child support that was $3,000 a month at one point.

Since it's unrealistic for anyone to expect him to contribute $3k/mo, the only logical conclusion is for him to contribute nothing (other than sperm).

/$200 a month per kid is a pretty light child support payment.

I know of someone who has several children through three different women and ignored child support for a long time. This guy makes a decent salary but takes home something like $1800 a month after garnishment. I think he is close to contributing about 3k a month.

So are they "babies mama" or "baby mamas"?

grotto_man: This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

And punishing the children helps.... how?

jst3p: grotto_man: This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

If this is a troll, I have to say it is very good.

With a name like "grotto_man," I'd imagine that he is not as opposed to the concept of adultery as he makes himself out to be. That is, unless he isn't referring to the Playboy Mansion's grotto, but some other grotto completely.

deadapostle: Mongo cut wood: Question. How does he compare to "Octomom"?

I personally think he is more irresponsible or as irresponsible as the 'Octomom'. Chances are that the taxpayers will pay for the fruit of his loins.

I think your math is off. Octomom has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by one person. This guy has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by 14 people. Since he's a deadbeat dad, they're being taken care of by 13 people. That's a better average than my parents had.

/why is fark so racist tonight? White people have their trash, too.

Fark calls out white trash too when it is appropriate. Fark isn't racist (although some individual farkers are). Fark just hates the ignorant poor who don't act responsibly and cost them through taxation.

I remember reading an article about some guy who did this, I am pretty sure the numbers were the same and all.
The thing about it I remember the most was the guys sister saying "he's a lady's man" and I thought that I would put that low on my list of descriptions for him.

Ah I see the Klan has arrived in this thread already.

Carrie on gentlemen.