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(AP) Dumbass A man fathered 14 children with 13 different women and owes more than $530,000 in unpaid child support, surprisingly isn't offered an NBA contract   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 202
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UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 09:14:06 PM  
That's because Isaiah Thomas is no longer Knicks' GM.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 09:27:44 PM  
I don't think it's possible for a man to afford child support for 14 children by 13 women. Support for a child is supposed to be a fraction of the father's income, and that fraction is more than 1/14.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2009-04-11 10:52:23 PM  
ZAZ: I don't think it's possible for a man to afford child support for 14 children by 13 women. Support for a child is supposed to be a fraction of the father's income, and that fraction is more than 1/14.

Then perhaps he should slow down on the damn rutting.

 
George Washington 2009-04-12 12:07:06 AM  
...Or because he isn't named Travis Henry

 
MemeSlave 2009-04-12 12:08:23 AM  
Who says personal responsibility is dead?

www.scoopthis.org

 
Thisbymaster 2009-04-12 12:09:59 AM  
8/10 he is black. and the mothers are whores.

 
r1niceboy 2009-04-12 12:10:21 AM  
The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

 
nubbin 2009-04-12 12:10:27 AM  
I blame OJ...

/don't know exactly why, I just have to.

 
fusillade762 2009-04-12 12:10:47 AM  
chef_riggy: who's the cave-gina?


You mean the one that had two?

 
mickaloha 2009-04-12 12:11:30 AM  
We are sure it wasn't this guy?

alltalksports.files.wordpress.com

/drop it like it's hot

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:11:32 AM  
I say we design our entire tax and entitlement system around this single individual. Because if this guy's spreading his seed around like this, there is sure to be 10, 20, even 100 guys doing the same thing.

/good catch on the AP wire subby

 
Dialectic 2009-04-12 12:12:05 AM  
...and he's black.
(new window)
I knew it!

 
fusillade762 2009-04-12 12:12:51 AM  
Oh, and this thread is worthless without pics of all lucky 13 ladies. So we can rate them in order of hittability. Or mock them. Whatever.

 
berylman 2009-04-12 12:13:05 AM  
True Fact: Wilt Chamberlain farked a flying flock of geese simultaneously

 
Oznog 2009-04-12 12:13:13 AM  
img.metro.co.uk

Or you could father 14 children with one "different" woman...

 
jobuNewWay 2009-04-12 12:13:13 AM  
Why would these women allow themselves to be impregnated by him!?!? In my book if a man has more than 3 children, there's nothing he can do for me. If there is a hint of baby mama drama, he is disqualified.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:14:14 AM  
Black men be breedin'

 
Thisbymaster 2009-04-12 12:14:58 AM  
Dialectic: ...and he's black.
(new window)
I knew it!


Sigh, jesus wept.

 
Oznog 2009-04-12 12:16:17 AM  
r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

img230.imageshack.us

Well yeah do the math...

 
culebra 2009-04-12 12:16:32 AM  
r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

i202.photobucket.com

QFT

/get yer hands off my hot link!

 
mynameist 2009-04-12 12:16:49 AM  
That's racist! He could have been an ex-Mormon.

 
tbyte 2009-04-12 12:17:28 AM  
It seems like one of the lucky ladies, I donno maybe number 8 or 9, would stop and think, "Well this guy already has kids with several other women he isn't supporting, perhaps I should wait until a different man comes along."

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-04-12 12:17:42 AM  
Question. How does he compare to "Octomom"?

I personally think he is more irresponsible or as irresponsible as the 'Octomom'. Chances are that the taxpayers will pay for the fruit of his loins.

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:17:54 AM  
jobuNewWay: Why would these women allow themselves to be impregnated by him!?!?

Does it even need to be said that none of the involved parties can be that bright?

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:18:33 AM  
r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.

 
kxs401 2009-04-12 12:18:41 AM  
Does no one have any freaking self-respect?

Ugh, look whom I'm asking. Never mind!

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:19:06 AM  
Dialectic: ...and he's black.
(new window)
I knew it!


That's racist?

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:19:22 AM  
r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

I know it was a comedy, but Idiocracy was scary, too.

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:19:25 AM  
tbyte: It seems like one of the lucky ladies, I donno maybe number 8 or 9, would stop and think, "Well this guy already has kids with several other women he isn't supporting, perhaps I should wait until a different man comes along."

It is more likely they are thinking "But I am different, he told me so."

 
All Apologies 2009-04-12 12:19:49 AM  
EazyE has been dead for years hasn't he?

 
culebra 2009-04-12 12:19:56 AM  
jst3p: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.


Or their welfare checks, though indirectly.

 
grotto_man 2009-04-12 12:20:16 AM  
This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

 
redly1 2009-04-12 12:20:24 AM  
in 3 generations, basketball players and mormons will be 85% of the population

 
little yellow thought boxes 2009-04-12 12:21:05 AM  
$530,000 in unpaid child support?!

www.nickadamsweb.com

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:21:38 AM  
Epossumondas: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

I know it was a comedy, but Idiocracy was scary, too.


Why? The ignorant poor have been outbreeding the intelligent for thousands of years. And intelligence is more than a derivative of the two parents involved.

 
culebra 2009-04-12 12:21:43 AM  
redly1: in 3 generations, basketball players and mormons will be 85% of the population

i.a.cnn.net

Kneel before your new master!

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:21:44 AM  
Frazier says he thinks he fathered only three of the children and that it's unrealistic for authorities to expect him to pay child support that was $3,000 a month at one point.

Since it's unrealistic for anyone to expect him to contribute $3k/mo, the only logical conclusion is for him to contribute nothing (other than sperm).

/$200 a month per kid is a pretty light child support payment.

 
All Apologies 2009-04-12 12:22:15 AM  
He can't pay his child support, so tax payers get to fork out to keep him locked up?

That doesn't seem to make a lot of sense.

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:22:17 AM  
culebra: jst3p: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.

Or their welfare checks, though indirectly.


Well played.

 
siromega 2009-04-12 12:22:23 AM  
tbyte: It seems like one of the lucky ladies, I donno maybe number 8 or 9, would stop and think, "Well this guy already has kids with several other women he isn't supporting, perhaps I should wait until a different man comes along."

Do you think that the individuals involved here are responsible enough to have that thought pass through their head?

Idiocracy wasn't just a movie, it was a prescient vision.

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:22:59 AM  
grotto_man: This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

If this is a troll, I have to say it is very good.

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:23:40 AM  
Mongo cut wood: Question. How does he compare to "Octomom"?

I personally think he is more irresponsible or as irresponsible as the 'Octomom'. Chances are that the taxpayers will pay for the fruit of his loins.


I think your math is off. Octomom has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by one person. This guy has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by 14 people. Since he's a deadbeat dad, they're being taken care of by 13 people. That's a better average than my parents had.

/why is fark so racist tonight? White people have their trash, too.

 
tbyte 2009-04-12 12:24:26 AM  
jst3p: r1niceboy: The thing is, his descendants will outnumber all of yours. Sad, but probable.

Mine will sign their paychecks.


lol, paychecks, sure...

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:24:50 AM  
deadapostle: Frazier says he thinks he fathered only three of the children and that it's unrealistic for authorities to expect him to pay child support that was $3,000 a month at one point.

Since it's unrealistic for anyone to expect him to contribute $3k/mo, the only logical conclusion is for him to contribute nothing (other than sperm).

/$200 a month per kid is a pretty light child support payment.


I know of someone who has several children through three different women and ignored child support for a long time. This guy makes a decent salary but takes home something like $1800 a month after garnishment. I think he is close to contributing about 3k a month.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:25:36 AM  
So are they "babies mama" or "baby mamas"?

 
It's_A_Farking_Secret 2009-04-12 12:25:57 AM  
grotto_man: This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

And punishing the children helps.... how?

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-04-12 12:26:21 AM  
jst3p: grotto_man: This is why, at the very least, there should be no welfare for kids conceived outside of marriage.

If this is a troll, I have to say it is very good.


With a name like "grotto_man," I'd imagine that he is not as opposed to the concept of adultery as he makes himself out to be. That is, unless he isn't referring to the Playboy Mansion's grotto, but some other grotto completely.

 
jst3p 2009-04-12 12:26:32 AM  
deadapostle: Mongo cut wood: Question. How does he compare to "Octomom"?

I personally think he is more irresponsible or as irresponsible as the 'Octomom'. Chances are that the taxpayers will pay for the fruit of his loins.

I think your math is off. Octomom has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by one person. This guy has 14 kids that need to be taken care of by 14 people. Since he's a deadbeat dad, they're being taken care of by 13 people. That's a better average than my parents had.

/why is fark so racist tonight? White people have their trash, too.


Fark calls out white trash too when it is appropriate. Fark isn't racist (although some individual farkers are). Fark just hates the ignorant poor who don't act responsibly and cost them through taxation.

 
ironrat 2009-04-12 12:26:35 AM  
I remember reading an article about some guy who did this, I am pretty sure the numbers were the same and all.
The thing about it I remember the most was the guys sister saying "he's a lady's man" and I thought that I would put that low on my list of descriptions for him.

 
crab66 2009-04-12 12:26:59 AM  
Ah I see the Klan has arrived in this thread already.

Carrie on gentlemen.

www.thejanie.net

 
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