Okay I'll do it. Pics or it didn't happen

End_Of_Line: Okay I'll do it. Pics or it didn't happen

Well that kept me from wasting my time on clicking tfa.

In other news, Grammar and the English Language were buried alongside each other today in a very touching ceremony.

That's why you never agree to field sobriety tests.

Does ANYBODY proofread these headlines before they are greenlit?

FTA: According to Hartman's report, Fazio was uncooperative with police and he called for backup for help taking the 4-foot-11-inch woman into custody.

That's some fine police work there, Lou...

/It's what Tasers are for
//kidding
///not really

Exhibitionist is exhibitiony.

hmm. drunk strippers or police. who has more credibility?

hard to call that one.

i think i am leaning to the drunk stripper's side...

FTFA Officer Eric Hartman wrote in his report

"I have enough experience with police to know how to handle them," Fazio said.


I pity the fool who has the audacity to marry this woman WITHOUT a prenuptial agreement.

Mattyb710

In other news, Grammar and the English Language were buried alongside each other today in a very touching ceremony.


English Language often went by the nickname 'Grampar'.

Englebert Slaptyback: Mattyb710

In other news, Grammar and the English Language were buried alongside each other today in a very touching ceremony.


English Language often went by the nickname 'Grampar'.

I chortled.

Mattyb710: In other news, Grammar and the English Language were buried alongside each other today in a very touching ceremony.

Oh yeah, it is the end of the world.
Go read your dictionary.

farfigneugan: FTFA Officer Eric Hartman wrote in his report

/shakes fist!

MIguy: That's why you never agree to field sobriety tests.

I never do when I'm driving wearing my 5-inch stilettos.

Grammar? Really? Really?!


Is that what matters in a time like this? When we could be looking at some nice pictures instead?



Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout

Sooner or later, you are gonna fail that sobriety test... and when you do, we are gonna be ready!

poppaskwat: FTA: According to Hartman's report, Fazio was uncooperative with police and he called for backup for help taking the 4-foot-11-inch woman into custody.

That's some fine police work there, Lou...

/It's what Tasers are for
//kidding
///not really

First one to scream gets it right between the tits.

Small, but hot!

a2pfunk 2009-04-11 04:16:49 PM
Does ANYBODY proofread these headlines before they are greenlit?

I stopped submitting headlines. Mine are never used and the ones that are used are usually dumb as fark or innacurate. So to answer your question, no, no one proof-reads them

Stripper, cuffer & stuffer.

So, let me get this right, you can dance seductively and perform complicated gymnastic moves with a metal pole in 5 inch heels, but can't pass a sobriety test in them?

Stripper in question:

Oh, and yeah -- I'd hit it!

//Fist of an angry god

Isn't this a repeat?

What a stripper might look like:

Rohasman: What a stripper might look like:

Assuming she's just being REALLY thorough, and that I didn't totally fail at the link.

Rohasman: What a stripper might look like:

That's hot ...

TFA

"I have enough experience with police to know how to handle them," Fazio said.

Clearly you don't.

But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say, Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me...
Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"

/Obscure?

a2pfunk: Does ANYBODY proofread these headlines before they are greenlit greenlighted?

FTFY

I am saddened by the distinct lack of pictures of hot strippers.

I'd taze it.

Sebastian: So, let me get this right, you can dance seductively and perform complicated gymnastic moves with a metal pole in 5 inch heels, but can't pass a sobriety test in them?

The typical stripper doesn't really dance, and most clubs don't even have poles any more. Those that do have very few girls who do anything remotely "complicated" or "gymnastic". They mostly grab the pole and rub up against it. You really need to go to more strip clubs.

SharkTrager: most clubs don't even have poles any more.

What kind of retarded strip clubs are you going to? Every strip club I've ever been in has had at least one pole and usually more.

Fazio also said she does not work at the Lumberyard, a strip club north of Des Moines. "The last time I worked in Des Moines it was at the Minx," she said. "I haven't worked at the Lumberyard in years. They just made that up."


I'm starting to think she wasn't drunk. She's just stupid.

Of course, the more interesting question is: Are strippers so conditioned to taking off their clothes that they do so for EVERYTHING? I myself do NOT take off all my clothes simply to take a pee, especially in a police station, however, I'm not a professional stripper.

Gentlemen? Any of you dated a stripper? Do they, in fact, need to strip down to perform daily household chores? How does that impact things like, say, cleaning the kitchen or scrubbing the bathtub?

SharkTrager: The typical stripper doesn't really dance, and most clubs don't even have poles any more. Those that do have very few girls who do anything remotely "complicated" or "gymnastic". They mostly grab the pole and rub up against it. You really need to go to more strip clubs.

I'll go. But not to the craptastic ones you go to. ;)

MIguy: SharkTrager: most clubs don't even have poles any more.

What kind of retarded strip clubs are you going to? Every strip club I've ever been in has had at least one pole and usually more.


At least one, right?

Officer Eric Hartman wrote in his report: "The driver began stripping off all of her clothes while I read the implied consent advisory - one clothing piece at a time. Eventually, she got down to a point where she was completely naked and walking up and down the holding area."

"...and not once during this entire time did I ask her to stop"

Strip clubs are like a second home to most cops.. figure he's already seen her naked plenty of time already anyways.

Fark Master Flex: But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say, Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me...
Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"

/Obscure?

I love that song. Who ever heard of "Lady in Red"?

Is it strange that I actually think the cops are lying and NOT the stripper?

TTIWWOP

Avrael: Is it strange that I actually think the cops are lying and NOT the stripper?

Yes, you apparently don't know any strippers.

MIguy: SharkTrager: most clubs don't even have poles any more.

What kind of retarded strip clubs are you going to? Every strip club I've ever been in has had at least one pole and usually more.

Well, being in Dallas I've probably been to 20 clubs here, plus clubs in Vegas, Phoenix, Houston and Albuquerque. (Albuquerque was terrible.) A couple have poles, but the majority of the stages simply don't have them. Even in the clubs that do have them the girls have no clue what to do with them. Hell, lots of the poles probably aren't anchored well enough for the girls to do much with them.

And the average dancer can't, or at least doesn't, dance. They are hired for looks and/or willingness to suck the managers' dicks.

Gyrfalcon: Gentlemen? Any of you dated a stripper? Do they, in fact, need to strip down to perform daily household chores? How does that impact things like, say, cleaning the kitchen or scrubbing the bathtub?

It takes longer, cause they keep getting "interrupted."

/ giggity

came for the 5" heels pic...left disappointed...

Look at the soil around Des Moines Stewart!

SharkTrager: The typical stripper doesn't really dance, and most clubs don't even have poles any more. Those that do have very few girls who do anything remotely "complicated" or "gymnastic".

Visit Portland sometime. They have pole dancing competitions in the clubs here.

let me get this straight... .10 (or 1 tenth) is two tenths above the legal limit? So in the state of Iowa, the legal alcohol limit is -0.10???? I don't even think that'd be reasonable in Utah!

Fark Master Flex: But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say, Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me...
Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"

/Obscure?

"And with a swing of her hips,
She started to strip,
To tremendous applause,
she took or her drawers,
And with a flick of her wrist,
undid all the clips
Threw it all in the air
as everybody stared
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
the police came knocking on the door!"

/First thing that popped into my mind as well!
//Surprised i remembered it, i was like what 5 when i first heard it