Can we give Alaska back to the Russians? OK, how about just giving the Palin family and anyone in her administration to the Russians? I heard she can see Russians from her house.

Walker: Can we give Alaska back to the Russians? OK, how about just giving the Palin family and anyone in her administration to the Russians? I heard she can see Russians from her house.

Would Alaska really be missed? Give it to the Canadians


and to answer his question, quite obviously in his case, barnyard animals

HappyHarryHardOn: Would Alaska really be missed?

i know i wouldn't notice it was gone.

HappyHarryHardOn: Would Alaska really be missed? Give it to the Canadians

Aren't they our allies? We should give it to North Korea.

I like Alaska just fine. Let's just give the Alaskan politicians to North Korea.

Hell, let's give most of the rest of American politicians to North Korea, too. They can be test payloads for North Korea's next round of sea floor mapping satellite launches ;)

SpinStopper: Hell, let's give most of the rest of American politicians to North Korea, too. They can be test payloads for North Korea's next round of sea floor mapping satellite launches ;)

Can we add to that O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck?

GAT_00: SpinStopper: Hell, let's give most of the rest of American politicians to North Korea, too. They can be test payloads for North Korea's next round of sea floor mapping satellite launches ;)

Can we add to that O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck?

Sure! They can be targets for the missile launches. I'll bet they each provide their own dinghy ;)

Subby: who's he gonna rape?

I say we keep Alaska and give Alaskans back to Alabama.

I want to make special mention for Lou Dobbs as a maximum-weight test payload for the NK sea-mapping satellites.

And Nancy Pelosi
And Anderson Varejao

I just don't like floppers, ok?

AirForceVet: I say we keep Alaska and give Alaskans back to Alabama.

Given the speech patterns, I would presume giving them back to Wisconsin or Inner Michigan may be more appropriate. However, I think Michigan has probably already suffered enough.

I can certainly understand the outrage! After all, it's "WHOM is he gonna rape?"

/Regardless of context, good grammar should always be applied
//Christ on a pony, who IS this douchebag??

brigid_fitch: I can certainly understand the outrage! After all, it's "WHOM is he gonna rape?"

/Regardless of context, good grammar should always be applied
//Christ on a pony, who IS this douchebag??

Unfarking believable. I just re-upped my Total Fark account tonight so I could be on top of making my clever grammatical points before everyone else, I click this link, scroll to the bottom, and I've still been beaten to it.

Fark users, expect to read an article in the next few days about a guy in southeastern PA jumping out of his window out of dismay over not being fast enough with the internet comments.

thegod082: Fark users, expect to read an article in the next few days about a guy in southeastern PA jumping out of his window out of dismay over not being fast enough with the internet comments.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to massacre either your family or a building full of unrelated strangers that you loathe for reason X before either killing yourself or suicide-by-cop.

Get with the times, people.

HappyHarryHardOn: Would Alaska really be missed? Give it to the Canadians

I thought we were going to make it the new Israeli homeland?
I must've missed a memo.

"There wouldn't be an issue with domestic violence if women would learn to keep their mouths shut."

I say that to my wife all the time. Usually I say it twice.

I can see my neighbor raping his wife from my house

So will Fark LIKE Sarah Palin all of a sudden because of this?

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: So will Fark LIKE Sarah Palin all of a sudden because of this?

Fark LOVES Sarah Palin, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Sure, it's the crazy-biatch-dragging the republican party down-hypocritical-I have a vagina-Russia from my house-Bridge to nowhere in her that we all adore for satirical and humorous reasons... but it's still love!

Somehow, this seems relevant.

Link (new window)

She discusses a meeting of the group DADS

?

rackrent: Somehow, this seems relevant.

Link (new window)

That is precious

So this is what a lobbyist who overheard the guy in a Denny's in 1991?

I love a good hearsay guilt-by-association mudfest as much as the next guy, but this is a weak smear. Weak.

He said rape twice, he must like it. Rape, that is.

rackrent: Somehow, this seems relevant.

Link (new window)

"I found it! It fell."

F'n comedy gold.

Ah, the Republicans. Party of one of our greatest presidents, Raperaham Lincoln.

Why are we still talking about this dunce?

Procedural Texture: I thought we were going to make it the new Israeli homeland?

That would help them get over the oil envy they have with the arabs.

Mugato: Why are we still talking about this dunce?

She was almost given the job of Vice President and could be running for President in 2012. She is the gift that keeps on giving. A representation of what's wrong with the Republican party.

Mugato: Why are we still talking about this dunce?

What else are we terrorists supposed to talk about?

So some senile fool picked the dumbest woman he could find as a running mate because he thought she'd be easy to control and would attract the Hilary voters and because of that, we have to hear about her constantly and she might actually run for President? Obama could hold his next press conference with his cock out with a quart of Colt 45 in his hand and he'd still be a sure thing in 2012.

Mugato: with his cock out

while he rocked out?

well he's got my vote!

Screw whatever Palin is doing cause Im a terrorist. And my mom thought this internet completely harmless.

Take that 9th grade english teacher

Is his name Ash? Ash Williams? Housewares?

006andahalf: I want to make special mention for Lou Dobbs as a maximum-weight test payload for the NK sea-mapping satellites.

And Nancy Pelosi
And Anderson Varejao

I just don't like floppers, ok?

AirForceVet: I say we keep Alaska and give Alaskans back to Alabama.

Given the speech patterns, I would presume giving them back to Wisconsin or Inner Michigan may be more appropriate. However, I think Michigan has probably already suffered enough.

Coeur D'Alene, Idaho.

Beautiful, rural countryside and when you drive past the adorable white-painted clapboard church, you almost don't notice the Waffen SS lightning bolts on the steeple.

/and if you drive with the windows rolled down, you can smell the burning cat piss smell of someone whipping up a fresh batch of crystal meth.

Sgt Otter: Coeur D'Alene, Idaho.

Beautiful, rural countryside and when you drive past the adorable white-painted clapboard church, you almost don't notice the Waffen SS lightning bolts on the steeple.

/and if you drive with the windows rolled down, you can smell the burning cat piss smell of someone whipping up a fresh batch of crystal meth.

Holy crap! Is that ever some kind of a disquieting image.
Is this what Governor Palin referred to as Real America?

whereisian: So this is what a lobbyist who overheard the guy in a Denny's in 1991?

I love a good hearsay guilt-by-association mudfest as much as the next guy, but this is a weak smear. Weak.

Yeh -- you've got a report from someone who talked to someone who was at a meeting. This person at the meeting was "labeled a femi-nazi", so it's possible the guys were putting on a show for her benefit. The fact that guys were making these statements followed by laughter indicates (to me, seeing as we're taking hearsay as fact) that they were having some fun at her expense, not plotting to rape and assault every woman in sight. I will happily retract my statements when there is a little more verification of these "activities".

thegod082: brigid_fitch: I can certainly understand the outrage! After all, it's "WHOM is he gonna rape?"

/Regardless of context, good grammar should always be applied
//Christ on a pony, who IS this douchebag??

Unfarking believable. I just re-upped my Total Fark account tonight so I could be on top of making my clever grammatical points before everyone else, I click this link, scroll to the bottom, and I've still been beaten to it.

Fark users, expect to read an article in the next few days about a guy in southeastern PA jumping out of his window out of dismay over not being fast enough with the internet comments.

Where in SE Delco? I want to watch ;)

And there wouldn't be any rape if women could just learn to shutup and like it.

Amiright guys?

Dems secretly in love with Sarah Palin thread #130.

Look at the genuine outrage from the liberals, folks! These fascist liberals thought they were the only ones allowed to ask clever gotcha questions. Sorry to break it to you liberals, but you're not

Goto love the "outrage"tm that the farkers have when ever Palin's name is brought up or even the smallest reference to her. no matter what happens your going to make sure that your "Faux" outrage is ever present. shocking...

// predictable .... Good to see the "Hope and Change" thingy is working

Erebus1954: Dems secretly in love with Sarah Palin thread #130.

I love her. I hope she becomes the voice of the Republican Party.

GoodyearPimp: so it's possible the guys were putting on a show for her benefit.

"We have the right to discipline our wives and children without the interference of government in our lives!"

That's the sort of thing people only say seriously. So, no, I don't think anyone was putting on a "show."

Well... who is he gonna rape? Huh? Huh?

I WANT TO KNOW

Bartman66: Goto love the "outrage"tm that the farkers have when ever Palin's name is brought up or even the smallest reference to her. no matter what happens your going to make sure that your "Faux" outrage is ever present. shocking...

// predictable .... Good to see the "Hope and Change" thingy is working

Outrage? We are laughing our asses of.

bubbaprog: GoodyearPimp: so it's possible the guys were putting on a show for her benefit.

"We have the right to discipline our wives and children without the interference of government in our lives!"

That's the sort of thing people only say seriously. So, no, I don't think anyone was putting on a "show."

I dunno man, this seems like something I would say to mock anti-government folks.

OH NOES!!1! Someone's friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend overheard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.



Save your outrage for actual rapists, such as Bill Clinton.

Otherwise, go fark yourselves, Democrats. You have no credibility. NONE.

CynicalLA: Bartman66: Goto love the "outrage"tm that the farkers have when ever Palin's name is brought up or even the smallest reference to her. no matter what happens your going to make sure that your "Faux" outrage is ever present. shocking...

// predictable .... Good to see the "Hope and Change" thingy is working

Outrage? We are laughing our asses of.

This.

CynicalLA: Outrage? We are laughing our asses of.

They never, never seem to understand this.

That's because they are stupid.