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(You Betcha) Asinine Gov. Palin's pick for Attorney General asks the hard hitting questions--"If a guy can't rape his wife...who's he gonna rape?"   (themudflats.net) divider line 188
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Walker [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:06:26 AM  
Can we give Alaska back to the Russians? OK, how about just giving the Palin family and anyone in her administration to the Russians? I heard she can see Russians from her house.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:08:27 AM  
Walker: Can we give Alaska back to the Russians? OK, how about just giving the Palin family and anyone in her administration to the Russians? I heard she can see Russians from her house.

Would Alaska really be missed? Give it to the Canadians


and to answer his question, quite obviously in his case, barnyard animals

 
burndtdan 2009-04-11 01:11:01 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn: Would Alaska really be missed?

i know i wouldn't notice it was gone.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:12:49 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn: Would Alaska really be missed? Give it to the Canadians

Aren't they our allies? We should give it to North Korea.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:21:00 AM  
I like Alaska just fine. Let's just give the Alaskan politicians to North Korea.

Hell, let's give most of the rest of American politicians to North Korea, too. They can be test payloads for North Korea's next round of sea floor mapping satellite launches ;)

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:28:40 AM  
SpinStopper: Hell, let's give most of the rest of American politicians to North Korea, too. They can be test payloads for North Korea's next round of sea floor mapping satellite launches ;)

Can we add to that O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck?

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:39:43 AM  
GAT_00: SpinStopper: Hell, let's give most of the rest of American politicians to North Korea, too. They can be test payloads for North Korea's next round of sea floor mapping satellite launches ;)

Can we add to that O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck?


Sure! They can be targets for the missile launches. I'll bet they each provide their own dinghy ;)

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:55:39 AM  
Subby: who's he gonna rape?


iconsoffright.com

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 01:58:20 AM  
I say we keep Alaska and give Alaskans back to Alabama.

 
006andahalf 2009-04-11 02:08:36 AM  
I want to make special mention for Lou Dobbs as a maximum-weight test payload for the NK sea-mapping satellites.

And Nancy Pelosi
And Anderson Varejao

I just don't like floppers, ok?

AirForceVet: I say we keep Alaska and give Alaskans back to Alabama.

Given the speech patterns, I would presume giving them back to Wisconsin or Inner Michigan may be more appropriate. However, I think Michigan has probably already suffered enough.

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 02:16:53 AM  
I can certainly understand the outrage! After all, it's "WHOM is he gonna rape?"

/Regardless of context, good grammar should always be applied
//Christ on a pony, who IS this douchebag??

 
thegod082 2009-04-11 02:19:22 AM  
brigid_fitch: I can certainly understand the outrage! After all, it's "WHOM is he gonna rape?"

/Regardless of context, good grammar should always be applied
//Christ on a pony, who IS this douchebag??


Unfarking believable. I just re-upped my Total Fark account tonight so I could be on top of making my clever grammatical points before everyone else, I click this link, scroll to the bottom, and I've still been beaten to it.

Fark users, expect to read an article in the next few days about a guy in southeastern PA jumping out of his window out of dismay over not being fast enough with the internet comments.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 02:21:12 AM  
thegod082: Fark users, expect to read an article in the next few days about a guy in southeastern PA jumping out of his window out of dismay over not being fast enough with the internet comments.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to massacre either your family or a building full of unrelated strangers that you loathe for reason X before either killing yourself or suicide-by-cop.

Get with the times, people.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-11 02:22:16 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn: Would Alaska really be missed? Give it to the Canadians

I thought we were going to make it the new Israeli homeland?
I must've missed a memo.

 
H. W. Plainview 2009-04-11 03:43:58 AM  
"There wouldn't be an issue with domestic violence if women would learn to keep their mouths shut."

I say that to my wife all the time. Usually I say it twice.

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2009-04-11 04:27:12 AM  
I can see my neighbor raping his wife from my house

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-04-11 04:29:01 AM  
So will Fark LIKE Sarah Palin all of a sudden because of this?
crookedtimber.org

 
mpirooz 2009-04-11 04:33:39 AM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: So will Fark LIKE Sarah Palin all of a sudden because of this?

Fark LOVES Sarah Palin, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Sure, it's the crazy-biatch-dragging the republican party down-hypocritical-I have a vagina-Russia from my house-Bridge to nowhere in her that we all adore for satirical and humorous reasons... but it's still love!

 
rackrent [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 04:35:02 AM  
Somehow, this seems relevant.

Link (new window)

 
crab66 2009-04-11 04:35:18 AM  
She discusses a meeting of the group DADS

?
100procentmand.dk

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-04-11 04:38:10 AM  
rackrent: Somehow, this seems relevant.

Link (new window)


That is precious

 
whereisian 2009-04-11 04:39:54 AM  
So this is what a lobbyist who overheard the guy in a Denny's in 1991?

I love a good hearsay guilt-by-association mudfest as much as the next guy, but this is a weak smear. Weak.

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2009-04-11 04:44:12 AM  
He said rape twice, he must like it. Rape, that is.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 04:45:01 AM  
rackrent: Somehow, this seems relevant.

Link (new window)


"I found it! It fell."

F'n comedy gold.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 04:49:48 AM  
Ah, the Republicans. Party of one of our greatest presidents, Raperaham Lincoln.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-04-11 04:51:47 AM  
www.docmarvy.com

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 05:08:29 AM  
Why are we still talking about this dunce?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 05:14:18 AM  
Procedural Texture: I thought we were going to make it the new Israeli homeland?

That would help them get over the oil envy they have with the arabs.

 
CynicalLA 2009-04-11 05:16:12 AM  
Mugato: Why are we still talking about this dunce?

She was almost given the job of Vice President and could be running for President in 2012. She is the gift that keeps on giving. A representation of what's wrong with the Republican party.

 
Random Reality Check 2009-04-11 05:18:19 AM  
Mugato: Why are we still talking about this dunce?

What else are we terrorists supposed to talk about?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 05:25:51 AM  
So some senile fool picked the dumbest woman he could find as a running mate because he thought she'd be easy to control and would attract the Hilary voters and because of that, we have to hear about her constantly and she might actually run for President? Obama could hold his next press conference with his cock out with a quart of Colt 45 in his hand and he'd still be a sure thing in 2012.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 05:42:25 AM  
Mugato: with his cock out

while he rocked out?

well he's got my vote!

 
5_second_rule 2009-04-11 05:48:50 AM  
Screw whatever Palin is doing cause Im a terrorist. And my mom thought this internet completely harmless.

Take that 9th grade english teacher

 
mesohorny 2009-04-11 05:54:00 AM  
Is his name Ash? Ash Williams? Housewares?

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 07:11:51 AM  
006andahalf: I want to make special mention for Lou Dobbs as a maximum-weight test payload for the NK sea-mapping satellites.

And Nancy Pelosi
And Anderson Varejao

I just don't like floppers, ok?

AirForceVet: I say we keep Alaska and give Alaskans back to Alabama.

Given the speech patterns, I would presume giving them back to Wisconsin or Inner Michigan may be more appropriate. However, I think Michigan has probably already suffered enough.


Coeur D'Alene, Idaho.

Beautiful, rural countryside and when you drive past the adorable white-painted clapboard church, you almost don't notice the Waffen SS lightning bolts on the steeple.

/and if you drive with the windows rolled down, you can smell the burning cat piss smell of someone whipping up a fresh batch of crystal meth.

 
Random Reality Check 2009-04-11 07:19:55 AM  
Sgt Otter: Coeur D'Alene, Idaho.

Beautiful, rural countryside and when you drive past the adorable white-painted clapboard church, you almost don't notice the Waffen SS lightning bolts on the steeple.

/and if you drive with the windows rolled down, you can smell the burning cat piss smell of someone whipping up a fresh batch of crystal meth.


Holy crap! Is that ever some kind of a disquieting image.
Is this what Governor Palin referred to as Real America?

 
GoodyearPimp 2009-04-11 07:51:12 AM  
whereisian: So this is what a lobbyist who overheard the guy in a Denny's in 1991?

I love a good hearsay guilt-by-association mudfest as much as the next guy, but this is a weak smear. Weak.


Yeh -- you've got a report from someone who talked to someone who was at a meeting. This person at the meeting was "labeled a femi-nazi", so it's possible the guys were putting on a show for her benefit. The fact that guys were making these statements followed by laughter indicates (to me, seeing as we're taking hearsay as fact) that they were having some fun at her expense, not plotting to rape and assault every woman in sight. I will happily retract my statements when there is a little more verification of these "activities".

 
suebhoney 2009-04-11 07:52:42 AM  
thegod082: brigid_fitch: I can certainly understand the outrage! After all, it's "WHOM is he gonna rape?"

/Regardless of context, good grammar should always be applied
//Christ on a pony, who IS this douchebag??

Unfarking believable. I just re-upped my Total Fark account tonight so I could be on top of making my clever grammatical points before everyone else, I click this link, scroll to the bottom, and I've still been beaten to it.

Fark users, expect to read an article in the next few days about a guy in southeastern PA jumping out of his window out of dismay over not being fast enough with the internet comments.


Where in SE Delco? I want to watch ;)

 
Mr. Anon 2009-04-11 07:54:31 AM  
And there wouldn't be any rape if women could just learn to shutup and like it.

Amiright guys?

 
Erebus1954 2009-04-11 08:11:08 AM  
Dems secretly in love with Sarah Palin thread #130.

 
Sarah Palin 2009-04-11 08:12:56 AM  
Look at the genuine outrage from the liberals, folks! These fascist liberals thought they were the only ones allowed to ask clever gotcha questions. Sorry to break it to you liberals, but you're not

 
Bartman66 2009-04-11 08:14:25 AM  
Goto love the "outrage"tm that the farkers have when ever Palin's name is brought up or even the smallest reference to her. no matter what happens your going to make sure that your "Faux" outrage is ever present. shocking...

// predictable .... Good to see the "Hope and Change" thingy is working

 
CynicalLA 2009-04-11 08:15:36 AM  
Erebus1954: Dems secretly in love with Sarah Palin thread #130.

I love her. I hope she becomes the voice of the Republican Party.

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:15:41 AM  
GoodyearPimp: so it's possible the guys were putting on a show for her benefit.

"We have the right to discipline our wives and children without the interference of government in our lives!"

That's the sort of thing people only say seriously. So, no, I don't think anyone was putting on a "show."

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2009-04-11 08:15:58 AM  
Well... who is he gonna rape? Huh? Huh?

I WANT TO KNOW

 
CynicalLA 2009-04-11 08:16:47 AM  
Bartman66: Goto love the "outrage"tm that the farkers have when ever Palin's name is brought up or even the smallest reference to her. no matter what happens your going to make sure that your "Faux" outrage is ever present. shocking...

// predictable .... Good to see the "Hope and Change" thingy is working


Outrage? We are laughing our asses of.

 
Mr. Anon 2009-04-11 08:17:30 AM  
bubbaprog: GoodyearPimp: so it's possible the guys were putting on a show for her benefit.

"We have the right to discipline our wives and children without the interference of government in our lives!"

That's the sort of thing people only say seriously. So, no, I don't think anyone was putting on a "show."


I dunno man, this seems like something I would say to mock anti-government folks.

 
Crude 2009-04-11 08:19:59 AM  
OH NOES!!1! Someone's friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend overheard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.



Save your outrage for actual rapists, such as Bill Clinton.

Otherwise, go fark yourselves, Democrats. You have no credibility. NONE.

 
Nobodyn0se 2009-04-11 08:21:12 AM  
CynicalLA: Bartman66: Goto love the "outrage"tm that the farkers have when ever Palin's name is brought up or even the smallest reference to her. no matter what happens your going to make sure that your "Faux" outrage is ever present. shocking...

// predictable .... Good to see the "Hope and Change" thingy is working

Outrage? We are laughing our asses of.


This.

 
0Icky0 2009-04-11 08:21:38 AM  
CynicalLA: Outrage? We are laughing our asses of.

They never, never seem to understand this.

That's because they are stupid.

 
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