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(Some Guy) Weird Glenn Beck cranks the crazy knob to 11 and pretends to douse someone with gas and set them on fire, claiming that is what Obama is doing to the US. Bonus points: Rick Perry says he's proud to be there with Beck for it   (washingtonmonthly.com) divider line 240
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Blade2567 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-10 04:54:43 PM  
I lerv me that glenn beck dude.

 
Joystk [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 04:58:52 PM  
Rick Perry is the worst Texas governor ever.

 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:24:22 PM  
Glenn Beck was on local talk radio in Tampa during the 2000 Election and 9/11. Before he was syndicated. Believe it or not...he was hysterical. He and his listeners pulled off some really funny stunts.

 
make me some tea [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:26:45 PM  
TheDumbBlonde: Glenn Beck was on local talk radio in Tampa during the 2000 Election and 9/11. Before he was syndicated. Believe it or not...he was hysterical. He and his listeners pulled off some really funny stunts.

Well, he is rather entertaining...

 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:28:55 PM  
make me some rea he wasn't particularly political then, just local shenanigans.

 
Obdicut [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:34:37 PM  
What a tool.

I always feel vaguely embarrassed for these guys. It's like seeing Carrot Top.

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:36:28 PM  
At 40 seconds he asked to be shot in the head. Not that it would do much more then mess up his hair.

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:37:30 PM  
So he has actually ratcheted up his violent rhetoric after by all accounts it had inspired a loon to believe that police were coming to take his guns.

Way to show some responsible action there asshole.

 
tartie_pants 2009-04-10 05:38:30 PM  
This could be one of the few times I've ever seen someone who was LESS crazy while on drugs, perhaps he should go back to using.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-04-10 05:38:47 PM  
Why couldn't Glenn Beck just light himself on fire and cut out the middle man?

 
krelborne 2009-04-10 05:39:52 PM  
He probably needed a fire to cook that fish.

 
make me some tea [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:40:36 PM  
Obdicut: What a tool.

I always feel vaguely embarrassed for these guys. It's like seeing Carrot Top.


I feel extremely embarrassed that this stuff is even on TV, FoxNews or otherwise. Good Christ.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-04-10 05:40:44 PM  
Makh: At 40 seconds he asked to be shot in the head. Not that it would do much more then mess up his hair.

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/approves

 
The Dog Ate The Constitution 2009-04-10 05:41:12 PM  
RICK PERRY IS MY GOVERNOR AND I farkING HATE HIM FOR IT.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:41:20 PM  
If Glenn Beck doused himself with gasoline and set himself on fire, I'd be right there to support his decision. Heck, I might even help.

 
Renart 2009-04-10 05:41:35 PM  
God, Rick Perry is such an embarrassment. He seems to think he has a national political career in his future, too.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:42:02 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

 
Pinner 2009-04-10 05:42:49 PM  
crazy morman

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:43:00 PM  
He is the living, breathing example of why we have a provision for things like "FIRE" in a crowded theater.

Still, I won't deny him his ability to melt down in public. With the cancellation of According to Jim, it's rare that we get such high-quality entertainment for free.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-04-10 05:43:35 PM  
Makh: At 40 seconds he asked to be shot in the head. Not that it would do much more then mess up his hair.


I'll do it. I'll do it right now. Please, anybody, take him up on this offer!

 
someonelse 2009-04-10 05:45:10 PM  
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Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-04-10 05:45:51 PM  
Is it still murder if he asks you to shoot him in the head?

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-04-10 05:46:01 PM  
EL_FABREZ: Makh: At 40 seconds he asked to be shot in the head. Not that it would do much more then mess up his hair.


I'll do it. I'll do it right now. Please, anybody, take him up on this offer!


What's to say an extra hole just wouldn't make him more obnoxious?

 
bwesb 2009-04-10 05:46:24 PM  
I guess with the economy weakened every two-bit moron with a "news" program is feeling the need to take their game to the next level and get their dollars while they can.

 
Tripp Johnston Private Eye 2009-04-10 05:46:24 PM  
I honestly think he's a satirist. Absolutely no way he's for real.

 
Thune 2009-04-10 05:47:17 PM  
kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

Ladies and gentleman, the modern Democrat party.

www.falange.net
www.sdwingnuts.com

 
make me some tea [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:47:39 PM  
So, how long until Beck goes on a murderous rampage through the streets of Seattle?

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:47:44 PM  
ex alcoholic ex pothead beck.

proof that when you fry your brain with alcohol/pot, its permanent.

 
Rann Xerox 2009-04-10 05:48:34 PM  
Fart_Machine: Why couldn't Glenn Beck just light himself on fire and cut out the middle man?

Give it time.

 
Podna 2009-04-10 05:49:17 PM  
The Dog Ate The Constitution: RICK PERRY IS MY GOVERNOR AND I farkING HATE HIM FOR IT.

Be glad our Gov is just a figurehead and has little to no power, thats why people thought Bush was a good Gov.

 
DaNightTripper [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:49:35 PM  
Ladies and Gentlemen: it's The Network News Hour! With Sybil the Soothsayer, Jim Webbing and his It's-the-Emmes-Truth Department, Miss Mata Hari! Tonight another segment of Vox Populi...and starring the mad prophet of the airways, Glenn Beck!

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:49:57 PM  
kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

No NO, they're trying to get AWAY from this. They're trying to "save" the party from cranks like Beck so they can clean up in ott-10.

I learn this every day from discussions on Fark.

*coughs*

 
satanicsantoku 2009-04-10 05:50:09 PM  
Tripp Johnston Private Eye: I honestly think he's a satirist. Absolutely no way he's for real.

Palin's Law: any satire will inevitably be surpassed in reality by the American right. see also "Network," "Dr. Strangelove"

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-04-10 05:50:57 PM  
Linux_Yes: ex alcoholic ex pothead beck.

proof that when you fry your brain with alcohol/pot, its permanent.



This isn't alcoholic or burn-out crazy. Beck is born again crazy (Mormon on top of it).

 
Benjamin the Rogue 2009-04-10 05:51:13 PM  
I think what he's trying to say is that Obama is sending the Republicans down in flames. And that Glenn is too cheap to buy actual gasoline.

 
Bf+ 2009-04-10 05:53:20 PM  
What was his point if not to incite violence?

 
Renart 2009-04-10 05:54:13 PM  
Podna: The Dog Ate The Constitution: RICK PERRY IS MY GOVERNOR AND I farkING HATE HIM FOR IT.

Be glad our Gov is just a figurehead and has little to no power, thats why people thought Bush was a good Gov.


At least the Republican primary should be entertaining. Kay Bailey Hutchison will inject a little country club snobbery into the race, while Perry will by challenged from the right by Larry Kilgore, who thinks Texas should secede and let wingnut communities adopt "Biblical law."

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:55:03 PM  
Thune: Ladies and gentleman, the modern Democrat party.

Aw, you're adorable, trying to mimic the adults just like a widdle babby.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:55:44 PM  
Christ, what a drama queen.

 
me_the_farker 2009-04-10 05:56:40 PM  
He's getting pretty close to offing himself on TV can't wait. And Perry is a complete and total douche who is making Texas crackpot central for Beck and his delusional followers. Cant wait to vote against him if Hutchison primaries against him (and vote against her)

 
ProdigalSigh 2009-04-10 05:58:11 PM  
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Is it still murder if he asks you to shoot him in the head?

Actually yes. The person is considered irrational (and therefore not responsible) for wanting to die.

Glenn Beck has recently actually cried on screen over how upset he is with what he sees as the loss of his albeit deluded concept of what America is.

This is typical, conservatives do this every time, Reagan is considered a saint and the 50's are considered some sort of Utopian time, Nixon is overshadowed by Carter who is apparently the worst president ever and would be considered the anti-Christ if Barack Obama didn't exist.

This is how they cope with the world and are forever the victims. Yesterday was always better than today so let us just do what we did yesterday. That's conservatism.

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 05:59:49 PM  
Thune: kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

Ladies and gentleman, the modern Democrat party.


Fascist or Communist? Both ideologies are mutually exclusive, so make up your farking mind, moron.

 
make me some tea [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 06:00:25 PM  
whidbey: kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

No NO, they're trying to get AWAY from this. They're trying to "save" the party from cranks like Beck so they can clean up in ott-10.

I learn this every day from discussions on Fark.

*coughs*


*snerk*

 
sgilman 2009-04-10 06:01:30 PM  
Thune: kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

Ladies and gentleman, the modern Democrat party.


[citation needed]

/China is more popular then GOP

 
Bf+ 2009-04-10 06:02:08 PM  
rawstory.com
CrayZ-Eyez Killah!

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-04-10 06:02:25 PM  
Code_Archeologist: Thune: kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

Ladies and gentleman, the modern Democrat party.

Fascist or Communist? Both ideologies are mutually exclusive, so make up your farking mind, moron.


ZOMG IT'S BOTH and they are scary l;ike the SOCIELESTS!!

 
AmazingRuss 2009-04-10 06:04:19 PM  
kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

This guy has to be a Democrat double agent. They need to out him before he does more damage.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 06:04:45 PM  
Code_Archeologist: Thune: kronicfeld: Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party.

Ladies and gentleman, the modern Democrat party.

Fascist or Communist? Both ideologies are mutually exclusive, so make up your farking mind, moron.


You're asking him to know what words mean. It might be too much for the lad!

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-10 06:05:01 PM  
Bf+: CrayZ-Eyez Killah!

I don't know if anyone else caught this, but at some point in that clip (too lazy to go back and find exactly when) Beck mocks Obama with something like "look me in the eye citizens" or something along those lines.

Rife with irony. I can't decide if Beck is an absolutely insane closet homosexual that beats off to faces of death at night or a brilliant shill for the Democrat party.

 
I_Approve_Of_This_Message 2009-04-10 06:05:28 PM  
Ha ha, Ed Schultz is calling out their disingenuous asses right now!

THEY'RE UNPATRIOTIC!

 
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