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(Starpulse) Ironic Stevie Nicks on Lindsay Lohan playing her in a biopic: "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk." Ironic tag asplodes   (starpulse.com) divider line 73
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dickkead [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 09:31:00 AM  
I believe Lindsay Lohan can go her own way.

 
lurkster [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 09:35:32 AM  
Two words: Hillary Duff.

 
king_nacho [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 09:36:11 AM  
And what if the movie company doesn't ask Stevie for approval?

 
Guy Innagorillasuit [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 09:39:03 AM  
A film biography of Stevie Nicks? Why?

 
AliceInWonderland [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 09:56:19 AM  
Stevie Nicks on Lindsay Lohan playing her in a biopic: "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk." Ironic tag asplodes

Wouldn't that be the exact reason she would make the perfect person to play Stevie "I have done enough coke to kill a horse" Nicks? They wouldn't even need a script, just follow Lindsay around and edit in a few shots of her lip syncing to some Fleetwood Mac.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 10:02:26 AM  
I think we can all agree that we want to see Linday take a shot to the forehead. And I don't mean with a bullet.

 
OtitisMEDIA 2009-04-10 10:25:27 AM  
AliceInWonderland:

Wouldn't that be the exact reason she would make the perfect person to play Stevie "I have done enough coke to kill a horse" Nicks? They wouldn't even need a script, just follow Lindsay around and edit in a few shots of her lip syncing to some Fleetwood Mac.


Thank you for defining the Ironic tag for us, Alice.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 10:30:10 AM  
images.southparkstudios.com

/hot and obligatory

But not as hot as the real thing...

upload.wikimedia.org

/ha-ha-hot

 
Taminator [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 10:31:37 AM  
hahahahahahahah (breath) hahahahahahah............

 
karmachameleon 2009-04-10 10:34:31 AM  
Guy Innagorillasuit: A film biography of Stevie Nicks? Why?

Probably because she's one of the most important and influential female figures in all of rock and roll history?

 
therecksays 2009-04-10 10:35:04 AM  
I don't think Stevie Nicks at the hight of her coked out Fleetwood Mac days ever flashed her bajingo at the entire country.

 
mfaby 2009-04-10 10:35:47 AM  
AliceInWonderland 2009-04-10 09:56:19 AM
Stevie Nicks on Lindsay Lohan playing her in a biopic: "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk." Ironic tag asplodes

Wouldn't that be the exact reason she would make the perfect person to play Stevie "I have done enough coke to kill a horse" Nicks? They wouldn't even need a script, just follow Lindsay around and edit in a few shots of her lip syncing to some Fleetwood Mac.


Agreed.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-04-10 10:36:01 AM  
What the hell is up with all the Stevie Nicks submissions lately?

 
PsyLord 2009-04-10 10:36:02 AM  
With the amount of smoking, drugs, etc. that she has done, her voice is getting close to Stevie Nicks'. So I can see the match...

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-04-10 10:37:16 AM  
therecksays: I don't think Stevie Nicks at the hight of her coked out Fleetwood Mac days ever flashed her bajingo at the entire country.

To be fair, not everybody had a camera readily available in those days.

 
MC900ft_Elmo 2009-04-10 10:37:17 AM  
Guy Innagorillasuit: A film biography of Stevie Nicks? Why?

Roadie, Coke, Straw...Stevies chocolate starfish.... nuff said

/Stan Lee

 
jerkobson 2009-04-10 10:39:16 AM  
I could see it working if Lohan was at the edge of seventeen

 
munchy [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-10 10:40:09 AM  
Seriously, Stevie Nicks getting on her high horse about somebody else not doing drugs. Not that I'm a big Lohan fan but give me a break.

 
Chewbacca_Defense 2009-04-10 10:43:33 AM  
When Stevie Nicks tells you you're overdoing it, you might want to listen.

 
karmachameleon 2009-04-10 10:46:09 AM  
munchy: Seriously, Stevie Nicks getting on her high horse about somebody else not doing drugs. Not that I'm a big Lohan fan but give me a break.

(To subby as well...) I don't think Nicks is on a high horse or chastising Lohan for doing drugs. Read the quote again; I think she was simply being pejorative, like saying, "What are you, high on drugs? You must be crazy."

 
srhp29 2009-04-10 10:48:21 AM  
70's coked out whore doesn't want 00's coked out whore to play her...hmmmm

Sorry, but this biatch needs to shut up. If she had another reason..okay, but please with the "don't do drugs" crap you hypocritical hippo.

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 10:52:43 AM  
munchy: Seriously, Stevie Nicks getting on her high horse about somebody else not doing drugs. Not that I'm a big Lohan fan but give me a break.

Do as I say, not as I did! Respekt your elders!

 
farbekrieg 2009-04-10 10:52:45 AM  
lurkster: Two words: Hillary Duff.

Duffman says Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

www.duffnstuffracing.com

 
FindHerFiner 2009-04-10 10:55:17 AM  
Maybe she's just thinking that her crotch is all on fire...

 
kenryoku_one 2009-04-10 10:55:51 AM  
I knew a guy, who knew a guy who said he saw Stevie Nicks shoot coke into her vajayjay.

True story.

 
Rolo_Tamasei 2009-04-10 10:57:11 AM  
img2.timeinc.net

What about a Stewie Sticks biopic?

 
Mega Steve [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 11:03:59 AM  
Sarcastica75: /hot and obligatory

But not as hot as the real thing...



/ha-ha-hot


Is that Stevie Nicks? I didn't recognize her without a bottle of Wild Turkey in her hand.

 
coinspinner [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 11:04:04 AM  
kenryoku_one: I knew a guy, who knew a guy who said he saw Stevie Nicks shoot coke into her vajayjay.

True story.


So that's how that cop tested positive.

/got nothing
//I'm ashamed.

 
bales [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 11:06:15 AM  
well, the difference here is that stevie has actual talent, and uses it. lohan is a b-rate actor/hollywood brat who got where she is because of her daddy.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 11:11:26 AM  
Lindsay Lohan's only talent is earning Razzies.

 
bluorangefyre 2009-04-10 11:14:37 AM  
Dear God why? Lindsay already tried to cover 'Edge of Seventeen' and failed, so why try to cover the person who wrote it? Although, there IS a tad bit of similarity between present-day Lohan and 70s-era Nicks:

www.lindsaylohanwatch.com
www.thefeedlot.org

/both hotlinked

 
robot_in_disguise 2009-04-10 11:17:16 AM  
king_nacho: And what if the movie company doesn't ask Stevie for approval?

They would still be unable to insure her. That's a big part of why she's not a working actress anymore.

 
Drakuun 2009-04-10 11:21:15 AM  
Stevie : Did the drugs, didn't let them ruin her life or career.

Lindsay : Did the drugs, and let them ruin her life and career.


If you can't see the difference... no goat can help you.

 
DontMakeMeShushYou 2009-04-10 11:21:48 AM  
bales: well, the difference here is that stevie has actual talent, and uses it. lohan is a b-rate actor/hollywood brat who got where she is because of her daddy.

Huh? Me thinks Michael Lohan had little to do with Lindsay's "career". It's demise I suppose...

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 11:22:25 AM  
Stevie Nicks's dad was a realtor who negotiated the sale of orange groves in Anaheim so that Walt Disney could build Disneyland.

And that's all my trivia about Stevie Nicks.

 
srhp29 2009-04-10 11:26:52 AM  
bales: well, the difference here is that stevie has actual talent, and uses it. lohan is a b-rate actor/hollywood brat who got where she is because of her daddy.

What TF are you babbling about? Her Daddy? Explain. If you mean he helped by banging her mother, okay...but what? I didn't realize Michael Lohan had that kind of Hollywood power.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 11:27:23 AM  
Mega Steve: without a bottle of Wild Turkey in her hand.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

 
bluorangefyre 2009-04-10 11:28:10 AM  
Of course the bigger question is: Should they make this movie, where are they gonna find a very tall young Englishman to play Mick Fleetwood, and could they get Justin Timberlake to play Lindsey Buckingham? He already has the 'write scathing song about ex-girlfriend'^ part down.

 
John Buck 41 2009-04-10 11:33:25 AM  
Lohan would do alright. Doesn't she already holler at paparazzi Stand Back?

 
degreeless 2009-04-10 11:38:08 AM  
Lindsay Lohan would need to eat an entire honey cured ham, smoke 3 packs of camels, and clean all of the bathrooms in Madison Square Garden with her tongue every day for ten years, just to begin "slip into the role" of Stevie Nicks.

 
dionysusaur 2009-04-10 11:41:53 AM  
degreeless: Lindsay Lohan would need to eat an entire honey cured ham, smoke 3 packs of camels, and clean all of the bathrooms in Madison Square Garden with her tongue every day for ten years, just to begin "slip into the role" of Stevie Nicks.

Fap?

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2009-04-10 11:44:26 AM  

degreeless


Lindsay Lohan would need to eat an entire honey cured ham, smoke 3 packs of camels, and clean all of the bathrooms in Madison Square Garden with her tongue every day for ten years


Somewhere, Weird Al is crying.

 
hmmurdock 2009-04-10 11:44:40 AM  
Damnit, its coincidental, not iro... wait, what's that? Oh. Ohhhhh. Well done subby. Carry on.

 
Bag of Hammers [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-10 11:51:01 AM  
Guy Innagorillasuit: A film biography of Stevie Nicks? Why?

This.

 
eddie van heinous 2009-04-10 12:13:27 PM  
Shouldn't they find someone who can actually sing a little bit?

 
Barton Fink 2009-04-10 12:23:39 PM  
i just wanna say that duet stevie nicks does with tom petty is a great tune.

 
alcoda 2009-04-10 12:27:32 PM  
Glitchwerks: What the hell is up with all the Stevie Nicks submissions lately?

I was thinking the same thing.

 
AmazingRuss 2009-04-10 12:31:11 PM  
Barton Fink: i just wanna say that duet stevie nicks does with tom petty is a great tune.

Old video of her performing live with Fleetwood Mac is damn impressive too. Too bad she couldn't bow out while she was so awesome, but I guess the money's still good.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-04-10 12:42:12 PM  
They'd better make that movie fast, before Lindsay looks too old to play 70's-era Stevie Nicks.

 
Saracuda 2009-04-10 12:44:57 PM  
Will she wear leather and lace, and sing about me?

/not the real Sarah, but it's fun to pretend

 
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