It happened in Vancouver, what the hell was she expecting? Even churches on Sunday smell like weed in Vancouver

That has to be the lamest thing I've ever heard.

What the hell? "rock with your cocks out and peace out motherfarkers?"

Who writes her lines? the guy must be high.

I just want to thank her, sincerely, for being the all-time best source of hilariously moronic behavior.

So she advocates indecent exposure?

Since this was Vancouver, I'm guessing a total of 0 people considered her words useful. But then, I doubt Britney is one to look into the customs of the places she performs her "music".

the_rev: So she advocates indecent exposure?

Exactly. Please feel free to show your junk to any passing member of society, but don't smoke teh debbil weed because that's just wrong.

/has never smoked teh debbil weed
//don't particularly care if you do

"Please! Think of the children...rocking out with their cocks out!"

Through a forest fire of pyrotechnics she smells weed?

Seriously hun, you can use a doob more than most of us.

BKITU: has never smoked teh debbil weed

It's awesome... you should try it. No hangover, and your friends' nose suddenly becomes hilarious. You also eat foods that you'd never try otherwise... like cream of mushroom soup mixed with tuna fish.

/Is it 4:20 yet?

NEWSFLASH: BRITNEY SPEARS IS A DUMB biatch

FILM AT 11

Thanks, Brit, just what people of Vancouver want to hear, a lecture on smoking weed from someone that has put enough coke up her nose to sedate a Bolivian army battalion.

50mm: Since this was Vancouver, I'm guessing a total of 0 people considered her words useful

What, they don't have cocks up there?

OlafTheBent: It's awesome... you should try it. No hangover, and your friends' nose suddenly becomes hilarious. You also eat foods that you'd never try otherwise... like cream of mushroom soup mixed with tuna fish.


I bet it's nice but I would probably be stupid...even more so. And that dish sounds like something I would eat in the back country.


/Also don't have a problem with it...

God will the farking vapid coont just farking OD already?

Who gets high at a britney spears concert? No amount of weed could make it enjoyable.

at the RISK of sounding like I was trying to defend the coont, but,
is it POSSIBLE that she has addiction issues which she has been struggling to control?
and if so, being around the smoke could get her smoking again, leading to yet another downward spiral??

just saying

What I'd like to know is who the hell turned on her microphone?

she should just change her legal name to Dubbleyoo Tee Eff.

Wait. There are people who smoke up at Britney concerts!?

I know "Whatever it takes to get to the end", but geeze.

Who the hell smokes weed at a Britney Spears concert?

Although you'd have to be high to go to one...

namatad: at the RISK of sounding like I was trying to defend the coont, but,
is it POSSIBLE that she has addiction issues which she has been struggling to control?
and if so, being around the smoke could get her smoking again, leading to yet another downward spiral??

just saying

Well, hmmm, it's kind of reaching to say that her addiction to cocaine and pills should lead her to stop a concert because she smelled marijuana, which is largely decriminalized in BC. If the biatch has such severe addiction issues that she can't stand the smell of marijuana at a ROCK CONCERT (and I say this very loosely as a Spears show is neither rock nor a concert, and no amount of pot can fix that), perhaps she needs to find a new mode of recovery, cause that's not my definition of it.

Ooooh! ooooh! Unless she's been getting high herself and this is just her way of making a public spectacle so she has an excuse when she fails her next court-mandated drug test!

OlafTheBent: BKITU: has never smoked teh debbil weed

It's awesome... you should try it. No hangover, and your friends' nose suddenly becomes hilarious. You also eat foods that you'd never try otherwise... like cream of mushroom soup mixed with tuna fish.

/Is it 4:20 yet?

You really are making yourself sound like an addict. I'd suggest scaling it back just a notch or two.

Chearl: Who gets high at a britney spears concert? No amount of weed could make it enjoyable.

I_Am_Weasel: Wait. There are people who smoke up at Britney concerts!?

I know "Whatever it takes to get to the end", but geeze.

Beatle_Matt: Who the hell smokes weed at a Britney Spears concert?

Although you'd have to be high to go to one...

These. Seriously, wtf.

SoothinglyDeranged: You really are making yourself sound like an addict. I'd suggest scaling it back just a notch or two.

A weed adict? So you're saying I like to play the piano faster, ans faster... AND FASTER... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sorry

"Reefer madness" had no basis in reality, btw.

UberDave: I bet it's nice but I would probably be stupid...even more so. And that dish sounds like something I would eat in the back country.

Well, you'd never eat it sober... that's for sure.

Does not approve.

lunchinlewis: What, they don't have cocks up there?

Not if they're at a Britney Spears concert.

What kind of dopehead goes to a Britney Spears concert?

Useless hillbilly. Die, coont.

JohnnyDanger: Useless hillbilly. Die, coont.

She's not a hillbilly. Most hillbillies I know LOVE pot.

OlafTheBent: BKITU: has never smoked teh debbil weed

It's awesome... you should try it. No hangover, and your friends' nose suddenly becomes hilarious. You also eat foods that you'd never try otherwise... like cream of mushroom soup mixed with tuna fish.

/Is it 4:20 yet?

How long have you been smoking?? I stopped giggling like a tard after the 5th or 6th time I smoked .... unfortunately.

What an ass.

Two nights ago, I went to a Britney Spears concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center in Vancouver. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.

wpmulligan: What an ass.

Yes she is ;)

Beatle_Matt: Who the hell smokes weed at a Britney Spears concert?

Although you'd have to be high to go to one...

This is Vancouver. You can't go to ANY concert here without clouds of pot smoke giving everyone a 2nd hand high.

moralpanic: What kind of dopehead goes to a Britney Spears concert?

This.

How would weed enhance your Britney going experience?

Has anybody here rocked out with their cock out? If so, how did you find the experience? I'm looking for something to do over the weekend and have been flirting with the idea of rocking with my cock out.

namatad is it POSSIBLE that she has addiction issues which she has been struggling to control?

I doubt she ever sucked dick for weed and you don't get addicted to weed. Cocaine, crack and hill billy heroin, sure, but not weed. She's just a dumbass.

Probably something from a K.Fed song.

Lloyd Braun: Has anybody here rocked out with their cock out? If so, how did you find the experience? I'm looking for something to do over the weekend and have been flirting with the idea of rocking with my cock out.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Win!

Lloyd Braun: Has anybody here rocked out with their cock out? If so, how did you find the experience? I'm looking for something to do over the weekend and have been flirting with the idea of rocking with my cock out.

I am concerned that my enjoyment derived from rocking out would be inversely proportional to my enjoyment derived from having my cock out, simply by virtue of the motions responsible for each action.

Performing the two in conjunction could lead to a devastating whiplash scenario.

Let me tell you what happens when you rock with your cock out...

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

But have you ever rocked out with your cock out, and peaced out motherfarkers...ON WEED?

Lloyd Braun: Has anybody here rocked out with their cock out? If so, how did you find the experience? I'm looking for something to do over the weekend and have been flirting with the idea of rocking with my cock out.

I have played drums and guitar naked on a few occasions and can tell you that it does nothing to enhance the experience of rocking out. Explore other options this weekend.

Lloyd Braun: Has anybody here rocked out with their cock out? If so, how did you find the experience? I'm looking for something to do over the weekend and have been flirting with the idea of rocking with my cock out.

Oh try it; you'll never go back. I used to simply rock out like everyone else, thinking that the 'cock out' advocates were just being silly.

But one time, when I *already* had my cock out anyway, I decided it would be amusing to go ahead and rock out a bit, pretty much on a whim.

OH MY GOD. I couldn't *believe* the difference it makes. Ever since then, you will *not* catch me rocking out sans cock out. As a matter of fact, I would rather not even bother rocking out at all, if cock-out should stop being an option.

Mighty Tighty Whitey: If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

something tells me she wasn't reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal farking high on drugs when she made anything

who, other than 13 y/o girls, actually goes to her concerts?