She really has nice BOOBIES!

Lock up your scissors.

FTA:

"That may be so for them, but Federline's girlfriend, ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, is hardly thrilled. According to Star's report, Prince busted Britney and Kevin in the act."

Act?

What act?

Contrition?

II popcorn?

Bumpin' uglies Act?

Hah?! Clarify your ass, you stupid Fox News.

+1 Subby

She was blinded by the shiny oiled gleam of Britney's popozao

This is gonna be epic!!!!


/or not
/yawn

If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known and we'd have both been better off.

Kurmudgeon: If you hadn't told me ...

I with you on that one.

I have had sex with crazy chicks. It is like crack. It gives you a boner. Then you wake up one morning and realize someone stuck a pinecone up your butt. Since then I have never understood why they call it rock bottom.

This will all end in tears. Again.

FTA: Britney Spears' new sexy look has suddenly made her irresistable to countless men

I'm too lazy to go find it, but insert Inigo and his "I don't think it means what you think it means" pic here.

I really don't think it's possible for me to care any less about the story, but the headline was absolutely gorgeous. Bravo Subby.

Call me when Brit hooks up with LiLo in a Hustler spread. 'till then, GO FLAMES!!!!!

Well done Subby. Well done.

Wait, she doesn't look clean. Nevermind.

Mind if I don't post a snarky comment in Fark?

Good for them. Bring the family back together and give the kids a glimmer of stability.

/ok, I'm done

Thanks you for keeping that moment of sobriety brief, cigarboxguitar.

I like the fashion that Britney started by going pantyless. I like it a lot that more and more women do that.

Next on Fox News- OBAMA'S SECRET PLAN TO KILL AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN EXPOSED !!

And the turd goes into the hole. Toilet refills.

Life continues.

My Third Testicle: Wait, she doesn't look clean. Nevermind.

I think they should bring back these ads and move away from the "Chase your dreams - sex can wait" crap. These ads are awesome!

Victoria "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar," says a source.

Sounds like she needs to do some kegels...

Any man under the age of 82 should not wear a fedora. Period.

The headline made my panties moist, Subby.
/good show!
//I say! I arrived!

boyvoyeur: Any man under the age of 82 should not wear a fedora. Period.

errrrr........ I wear one, have been for years.

Picked one up in Germany, and wear one everytime I'm out in the cooler weather (and not on the bike).

Everyone... and I mean EVERYONE loved it. I constantly get asked about where I get it.

I've also seen more and more of them in the last few years.

It's not about age, it's about if it fits the person. And simply, it works for me.

But I do wear it with long coats, or my suede aviator leathers.

Sarcastica75: The headline made my panties moist, Subby.

Now what do we have to do to make them disintegrate?

Belltower: Sarcastica75: The headline made my panties moist, Subby.

Now what do we have to do to make them disintegrate?

I need two pencils so I can show both those tools a magic trick!

/TA DA!!!

"All this has happened before, and all this will happen again"

+1

Sarcastica75: Belltower: Sarcastica75: The headline made my panties moist, Subby.

Now what do we have to do to make them disintegrate?

I need two pencils

Someone head to Staples, stat!

Sarcastica75: Belltower: Sarcastica75: The headline made my panties moist, Subby.

Now what do we have to do to make them disintegrate?

I need two pencils so I can show both those tools a magic trick!

/TA DA!!!

something smells in here. oh wait, it's that joke, it has passed its expiration date.

Well, he did seem to be better for her than the guys who came after their break-up.

frepnog: Sarcastica75: Belltower: Sarcastica75: The headline made my panties moist, Subby.

Now what do we have to do to make them disintegrate?

I need two pencils so I can show both those tools a magic trick!

/TA DA!!!

something smells in here. oh wait, it's that joke, it has passed its expiration date.

Yawn.

hey something does smell its Brits money...K-fag probably wants more so hey get back with the ex, play husband/daddy again and then rape her bank account!

/smart guy, im jealous

Here's a Fark comment about britney from 1999:


"I'd hit it!"

Okay, that was like 90% of the comments about Britney back then on fark.