And, in the finale, after Barack the Barbarian has penetrated the Ice Fortress of the Caribou Queen, he finds himself in the soaring throne room, curiously empty. And then he hears a noise behind him.

"You have finally come home, my son."

And Lord Bush, Scourge of the Scrubland, Lion of the Desert, steps out. Cackles. "You have done well."

Barack the Barbarian clenches his hands on his axe. "Do not call me your son."

Footsteps from another archway. Into the room steps the heartless Richard Cheney, the Huntsman. He snarls and pulls down his bow, Facefinder. "You are his son, boy."

"Look at the strength in your body," Lord Bush croons. "The desire in your heart. I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!"

And the Caribou Queen swoops down on her Deer of Doom and casts her Ice Net over Barack. And her drooling minions swarm from the crevices as the Huntsman snarls orders. "Take him to the tree! Take him to the cross!" And Barack is pulled from the chamber, down the dark and echoing halls.

To be continued...

Pocket Ninja: Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

I want a tree of woe, but I don't think the homeowners association would allow crucified people.

At least this isn't as lame as his farking sacred commemorative plates.

403 farked already! Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Pocket Ninja: To be continued...

Well done.

You know, the Sword and Sorcery genre is quite repetetive by nature....

LIKE THESE BLEEDIN' LINKS!!

Seriously: this is like the 3rd dupe on this. It was cute the
first time.

Just because I have it ready.

Kind of stupid, kind of funny, and I kind of want to grab an issue.

Anyone catch the amazingly crazy bullshiat in the comments section?

# Don L Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 10:06 am

Shhh. Listen. That silence you hear is from all those Hillary feminists who accept this stuff (black man overpowrs white woman) without a howl (wolf joke) because their real god isn't what's under their hood after all -it's the god of unfettered liberalism -the anti-Christian impulse

# Jeremy Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 10:23 am

To make BS anatomically correct they would need to decrease the size of his head ten fold and increase the size of his ears 100 fold. Plus add the smirk of stoopidity. It also needs the trademark zig.

# greg Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

My bet is on Palin. Everyone is cashing in on her. Time for another donation to SarahPAC.

# FedUp Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Sarah can whup up on BO with one hand tied behind here back. I think that would have been abundantly clear if it hadn't been for all the 'help' she got from McCain and all the smear jobs courtesy of the left-wing nutjobs. GO SARAH!


# Mikey NTH Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

Don L:

Their God is unfettered adolescence. They want to live their lives like it is a beer commercial with an unlimited credit card.

What happens when there aren't enough Fred MacMurrays to pay the tab and clean up the mess is never addressed.

Thanks for saving the thread Pocket Ninja, I came to get all stabby over the link but your boobies entertained as always.

Let's Annoy Conservatives! (new window)

Come on now. This really inst necessary is it? Make up an original character and write a thinly veiled allegory about contemporary politics. People will be able to figure it out and it wont be near as lame.

Ah, presidential cartoons.



Though I notice the barackbarian isn't wearing a flag pin.

FTFA: Another is "Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli," in which he presides over Kickassistan. Apparently his foreign policies and his disdain for the military are overlooked by the cartoon trade.

Obama has disdain for the military?

Where do people get this made up shiat?

3 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Gunny Highway: Come on now. This really inst necessary is it? Make up an original character and write a thinly veiled allegory about contemporary politics. People will be able to figure it out and it wont be near as lame.

What is "The Dark Knight"?

// Anal Bum Cover for $56,487 please, Alex

EvilEgg: Pocket Ninja: Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

I want a tree of woe, but I don't think the homeowners association would allow crucified people.

Its so ostentatious. Go with heads on pikes instead.

Xlr8urfark: Thanks for saving the thread Pocket Ninja, I came to get all stabby over the link but your boobies entertained as always.

They sure did, Xlr8urfark, they suuuuuuure did.

FarkinHostile: Just because I have it ready.

The original quote is better than the Conan version.

sepuku2: At least this isn't as lame as his farking sacred commemorative plates Chia heads.

Alas, they are no more.

*sniff, sniff*

Brown Sauce: Let's Annoy Conservatives! (new window)

I'm a hard-core socialiberal, and even I want my 2 minutes back after reading that.

necropoultryac: 3 7 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Corrected for you @ No charge.
Republican Recession Special!

Random Reality Check: necropoultryac: 3 7 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Corrected for you @ No charge.
Republican Recession Special!

Not a chance!

Awesome.

Bloody William:
Anyone catch the amazingly crazy bullshiat in the comments section?




wow

I so want to be Pocket Ninja when I grow up.

FTA:
Another is "Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli," in which he presides over Kickassistan.

YES!

# Jeremy Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 10:23 am
To make BS anatomically correct they would need to decrease the size of his head ten fold and increase the size of his ears 100 fold. Plus add the smirk of stoopidity. It also needs the trademark zig.

I suspect our friend "Jeremy" left out the part of Barack's anatomy that he's most concerned with.

Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

necropoultryac: 3 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Is that when Republicans finally give up and die?

Bloody William:
# FedUp Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Sarah can whup up on BO with one hand tied behind here back. I think that would have been abundantly clear if it hadn't been for all the 'help' she got from McCain and all the smear jobs courtesy of the left-wing nutjobs. GO SARAH!


I'd like to drink a beer with Palin. I ought to vote for her for president if she runs.

I thought the aim of all barbarians was Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper.

Must not troll
must not troll
must not troll

//I am siting this one out

So when the Republicans win back the house and senate in 2010, I'm gonna have to bottle me up some democrat tears of impotent rage. My 2004 vintage is getting kinda stale.

/Constitution Party member here.
//Your bottles of Republican tears of impotent rage have no effect on me.

lambelly:
I'd like to drink a beer with Palin.

I hear she's easy after a few drinks.

I think we're all missing the big picture here...

That picture of Palin with the dead wolf wrapped around her is farking classic

This isn't a new thing. I have the 3 issues of Reagan's Raiders that came out in 1987. It was a silly little comic, but made me laugh.

Reagan's Raiders (new window)(POPS)

More information (new window)(POPS)

hotter than the ads: Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

The thing that Obama's always taking off. It's his trademark move, don'tcha know.

Bad_Seed: necropoultryac: 3 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Is that when Republicans finally give up and die?

If it is I will help with the time machine. Money, labor, tools, computers you name it.

masemase: I think we're all missing the big picture here...

Is that Sarah's overworked uterus falling out of her cootch or what?

Tillmaster: I thought the aim of all barbarians was Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper.

"... a tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shiat"?

Earl Butz

hotter than the ads:
Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

For great justice.

More like Black Adam.

Shazam!

Let me tell you of the the days of HIGH democracy!

Shaggy_C: Ah, presidential cartoons.



Though I notice the barackbarian isn't wearing a flag pin.

Didn't see yours, I was to busy trying to get something that would work.

ExRedStater: masemase: I think we're all missing the big picture here...

Is that Sarah's overworked uterus falling out of her cootch or what?

I'd like to think that a warrior of her caliber would just reabsorb any unused body parts.

hotter than the ads:

Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

I could tell you, but first all your bases must belong to us.

EvilEgg: Pocket Ninja: Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

I want a tree of woe, but I don't think the homeowners association would allow crucified people.

Better to beg forgiveness...

Too bad Basil Poledouris is no longer alive to score it.