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(Contact Music) Cool Golden Gods awards gave lifetime achievement to Ozzy, best album to Metallica and two awards to Slipknot, for pursuing the long tradition established by Kiss of hiding awful songs in masks and pyrotechnics   (contactmusic.com) divider line 22
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lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-04-07 09:40:17 PM  
Was briefly interested in going to the Ozzfest where they were offering free tickets. Listened to some of Ozzy's more recent vocals. dude CAN SING!

 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark] 2009-04-07 10:03:44 PM  
lantawa: Was briefly interested in going to the Ozzfest where they were offering free tickets. Listened to some of Ozzy's more recent vocals. dude CAN SING!

Eh. Not so much sometimes (new window)

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-04-07 11:01:54 PM  
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color: lantawa: Was briefly interested in going to the Ozzfest where they were offering free tickets. Listened to some of Ozzy's more recent vocals. dude CAN SING!

Eh. Not so much sometimes (new window)


Agreed. Sometimes. He seemed afflicted in that video. What could it be? Hhhmmm...

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-04-07 11:46:30 PM  
lantawa: Agreed. Sometimes. He seemed afflicted in that video. What could it be? Hhhmmm...

SATAN???

\Church Lady

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-04-08 01:01:36 AM  
Color me surprised, another awards show full of fail.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-04-08 02:55:36 AM  
Everytime I read that headline, I first see it as "Golden Girls awards gave lifetime achievement..."

DAMN THOSE GOLDEN GIRLS! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO HOT?

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-04-08 07:05:07 AM  
KISS, not Kiss.

/show some respect to your elderss
//you know, like DAUGHTRY....

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-04-08 09:04:41 AM  
KISS is possibly the worst band ever.

 
bugmn99 2009-04-08 09:11:35 AM  
I believe Ozzy summed it up best when he said, "Harredh fudnud feh twothree toimes who ollobahd me knees. Wussah, wussah, wussah...

...ollobahd, wussah? ... ... ALL ABOOOOOAAAARRRDHAHAHAHA!!"

/aiyeeaiyeeaiyee

 
Midnight Rambler 2009-04-08 09:49:01 AM  
ihatedumbpeople: KISS is possibly the worst band ever.

I got the "KISS Alive II" double album for Christmas when I was 8, and I rocked my little head off. I was obsessed, even to the point of dressing up as Gene Simmons for Halloween.

I go back and listen to it from time to time for nostalgia's sake.

It's frighteningly bad.

 
seveword 2009-04-08 09:49:05 AM  
bugmn99: I believe Ozzy summed it up best when he said, "Harredh fudnud feh twothree toimes who ollobahd me knees. Wussah, wussah, wussah...

...ollobahd, wussah? ... ... ALL ABOOOOOAAAARRRDHAHAHAHA!!"

/aiyeeaiyeeaiyee


I always thought his best moment was, "MISTER CROWLEY! memwhemannnyouuuwaaawooo.."

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-04-08 10:04:18 AM  
Soooo....Slipknot gets a cool tag for winning two awards and radiohead gets flamed everytime they get mentioned here?...Uh huh

/Sad tag for SUBBY'S taste in music

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-04-08 10:18:40 AM  
Eunuch Provocateur: Soooo....Slipknot gets a cool tag for winning two awards and radiohead gets flamed everytime they get mentioned here?...Uh huh

/Sad tag for SUBBY'S taste in music



I would guess that the Cool tag is for Metallica and Ozzy getting the awards considering subby knocks on Slipknot for making bad music.


And Radiohead your favorite band sucks.

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-04-08 10:43:56 AM  
BigSnatch: would guess that the Cool tag is for Metallica and Ozzy getting the awards considering subby knocks on Slipknot for making bad music.


And Radiohead your favorite band sucks.


You are correct and I apologize, my slipknot pajama mask was obscuring my vision and I wasn't able to read the whole headline

 
Pentaxian 2009-04-08 11:23:48 AM  
There is only one Golden God.

i178.photobucket.com

He's held up pretty good too consider all things he has done through out the years.

www.pastemagazine.com

/Hot like his current singing partner.

 
dumbgai 2009-04-08 11:35:54 AM  
isis is apparently underground

 
The Slush 2009-04-08 12:20:35 PM  
dumbgai: isis is apparently underground

That was my first thought as well. Nice to see them get some love, but really?

 
deevo 2009-04-08 12:35:32 PM  
KISS is far more awful than Slipknot, and far more reliant on their gimmick.

I mean all of those nu-metal and industrial bands rely on the aesthetic to get the vulnerable teens in on the branding, but I can't think of any band ever who's as much of a brand as KISS.

 
bruce4bruce 2009-04-08 12:45:28 PM  
I like Slipknot. I also play guitar, mostly heavy metal, Flamenco, and spanish classical.

 
apeiron242 2009-04-08 01:10:25 PM  
My opinions are facts. LoL!

 
darkjezter 2009-04-08 01:56:39 PM  
The nice thing about a metal-only awards show is that there is absolutely no possibility of Nickelback or Coldplay winning any awards.

 
spacechicken170am 2009-04-08 03:54:17 PM  
seveword: bugmn99: I believe Ozzy summed it up best when he said, "Harredh fudnud feh twothree toimes who ollobahd me knees. Wussah, wussah, wussah...

...ollobahd, wussah? ... ... ALL ABOOOOOAAAARRRDHAHAHAHA!!"

/aiyeeaiyeeaiyee

I always thought his best moment was, "MISTER CROWLEY! memwhemannnyouuuwaaawooo.."


I don't think Ozzy is bad at all when he's singing. He's one of the few artist I don't need to look up lyrics for. Now when he tries to talk that's a different story. SNL did a good skit on this a while back. He was trying to order take out and nobody knew what the hell he was saying until he started singing his order.

 
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