I hope it's as good as Britney doing the Stones "Satisfaction"

I hope it's as good as Hilary Duff's cover of "My Generation."

I hope it's as good as A Perfect Circle's cover of "Imagine"

I hope it's as good as Bob Dylan's cover of that Avril Lavigne "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" tune.

The song has a strong message, and Miley Cyrus is the perfect musician to bring that message to the younger generations.

Somehow, the writers of Revelation missed this one.

I believe the time is right to stab both eardrums with this pipe!

I try to avoid malls for the specific reason that places like Gap and Urban Dumbass like to blare this stuff despite the vomit inducement it causes. Secondly, I listen to only satellite radio and thus my pre-programmed stations won't be putting this on the air.

Regardless it would appear that Myley was not satisfied with the job that Mark David Chapman did.

Will they have the balls to include the "imagine there's no heaven" line?

I say no.

The song has the depth of a 15 year old girl's diary so this sort of works out.

I hope it's as good as Madonna doing Don McLean's American Pie.

Oh, and can someone get Yoko a handgun. Fast. Please?

And here I was thinking that song couldn't get any more insipid.

That does it. I am going to start mailing Miley Cyrus pure, uncut heroin and needles in the hopes we can sort of jump start her removal from the american media circus.

Hang On Voltaire: The song has the depth of a 15 year old girl's diary so this sort of works out.

Even retards know to close their mouth sometimes.

I don't know much about Miley Cirus, but Carrie Underwood did a pretty damn good cover of Motley Crue's 'Home Sweet Home'.

IgG4: Will they have the balls to include the "imagine there's no heaven" line?

Yeah, but they'll find some way of suggesting that the line is a sad lamentation.

Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him? Can he get a day pass?

Harvey Birdman: I hope it's as good as A Perfect Circle's cover of "Imagine"

That wasn't a horrible cover of the song, not the best, but not the worst by far.

Can it be as awe inspiring as Donna Summer singing McArthur Park?

/Yes, I'm old
//I remember when Richard Harris made it HUGE
///Maynard Ferguson, Stan Kenton, and Woody Herman all had great jazz covers
////Musical slashies

I hope it's as good as Celine Dion's cover of "You Shook Me All Night Long"

I hope it's better than that cover of Georgia On My Mind done by Ray Charles.

\What?

IgG4: Will they have the balls to include the "imagine there's no heaven" line?

I think a great many people have not really listened to that song.

Imagine there's no Heaven
Imagine there's no countries
Imagine no possessions

Sound familiar?

haemaker: Sound familiar?

Star Trek?

Ugh.....what an annoying song.

As if mullets weren't bad enough, we now have evidence that they pass on commie genes!

I hope it's as good as Richard Cheese covering "Rock the Casbah":

Link (new window)

/Who am I kidding?
//It won't.

The_Sponge: Ugh.....what an annoying song.

...from an incredible album. Anyone actually own Imagine by John Lennon? They get the title track out of the way and then it's all wicked the whole way thru. I was going to quote a few of my favorite songs from that album before I realised that I was basically rewriting the entire tracklist.

I hope it is as good as Roseanne Barr doing "The Star Spangled Banner"

I hope it's as good as Telly Savalas' "Something", "Help Me Make It Through the Night" and/or "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling".

Epsilon: I don't know much about Miley Cirus, but Carrie Underwood did a pretty damn good cover of Motley Crue's 'Home Sweet Home'.

HOLY farkING AUTO TUNE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CkjlA0VE3o

I thought they were supposed to make it inconspicuous.

wow. that's awful.
and so is this.
Slayer's live-on-teevee cover of "Born To Be Wild"

/vomits

I hope it's as good as Tiffany covering "I Saw Her Standing There".

If only we had a choice to not listen to it.

I hope it's better than Lawrence Welk's cover of "Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?"

I've never heard any of this girl's music or seen her show but you have to admit that quote from her at the article sounded very reasoned and true. She didn't sound like an airhead. Maybe she's in on the whole joke - it's okay to play stupid, prance around and take the tween's money.

lajimi: Can it be as awe inspiring as Donna Summer singing McArthur Park?

/Yes, I'm old
//I remember when Richard Harris made it HUGE
///Maynard Ferguson, Stan Kenton, and Woody Herman all had great jazz covers
////Musical slashies


MacArthur Park

I hope it's better than Anal coont's cover of "You Are My Sunshine".

Proof, her version will be full of nasal singing goodness. If we're blessed, Billie Ray will be wearing a white on white suit, walking barefooted throughout the video, turning water in to white wine. I wonder if they know it's a Godless song, and full on anti-government. Radiohead better watch out, cause they're next. Billie Ray will play the Creep.

I hope it's as good as Dolly Parton doing Stairway to Heaven Link (new window)

I am not a parent, but if I were, I think I would much rather my collegiate crotchfruit be getting stoned on a Monday than going out and getting wasted Thursday-Sunday, getting in bar fights, picking up STDs and puking all over the place.

Karma Chameleon: I am not a parent, but if I were, I think I would much rather my collegiate crotchfruit be getting stoned on a Monday than going out and getting wasted Thursday-Sunday, getting in bar fights, picking up STDs and puking all over the place.

Ah, owned by Firefox tabs.

am i the only one that thinks miley cyruss looks and talks like a transexual? i swear it's a man.

I really hate that song. I think it's tedious, self-important, and overplayed.

I hope it's as good as Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson's cover of "Monster Mash."

She can't re-record it. Lennon is dead and therefore unable to sing it again. She could do a cover of it.

Chariset: I really hate that song. I think it's tedious, self-important, and overplayed.

Clearly not overplayed or cynical twats like you would have killed yourselves, bringing us one dead dumb person closer to having the world described in the song.

Remember kids: Anyone who wants the world to be better is a self-important PC thug commie hippie retard!

Emily Osment is deff the hot one

"The song has the depth of a 15 year old girl's diary so this sort of works out."

"And here I was thinking that song couldn't get any more insipid."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Finally, someone else said it before I could.

I'm a huge Beatles fan, and my take on this is --

Leave the poor girl alone. While taking on an iconic song so closely associated with Lennon is risky, at least she is making an effort to record a good (though not great) song.

I think she should be applauded for her good taste in choosing her material.

/ I'm not a troll
// My daughter listens to her all the time -- I think she has a pretty good voice....

i really hated Avril L.'s cover version of "knocking on heaven's door" so i'm really going to try and not listen to this new cover by Miley... ugh.

/pukes.