The end times are upon us.

It was nice while it lasted.

Well, there's my daily WTF right there.

This saddens.

I can't believe Fred Durst would stoop that low to work with Neil Diamond.

Move along people there is nothing to see here. COVER YOUR EARS! NOTHING TO SEE!!! KEEP MOVING!!!! AHHHFHHHGHGH *HEAD EXPLODES*

Social networking sites are often places where closeted homosexuals hook up for sex.

That old, has-been musician with no talent that everyone hates? Why would Neil work with him? As long as Timbaland doesn't produce it.

mrchowwow: That old, has-been musician with no talent that everyone hates? Why would Neil work with him? As long as Timbaland doesn't produce it.

Win.

I imagine the conversation went something like this:

"So I'ze wuz all, yo biatch whazzup, hit me up on the twit& lets do up some mad hype beats, yo. We'ze gone get dis shizzle started up in here yo.

And Durst was all coolio with it. He wuz like werd, D, werd."

demanton: I imagine the conversation went something like this:

"So I'ze wuz all, yo biatch whazzup, hit me up on the twit& lets do up some mad hype beats, yo. We'ze gone get dis shizzle started up in here yo.

And Durst was all coolio with it. He wuz like werd, D, werd."

i came in here to mock fred durst too, but you win the coveted "worst comment evar" award.

I think it's pretty obvious that Timbaland doesn't have what it takes to produce this album.

This requires a whole new level of suck that only Kanye West can take it to.

NEIL. PLEASE. NO. YOU'RE MY MUSICAL HERO!!

my heartlight just went out

Dear God...it's like the musical equivalent to dividing by zero...

I prefer Neil as a Solitary Man

Don't fret: Neil is just using this as an excuse to get close to Durst so he can kill him. Like the rest of us, Neil knows Durst is just a waste of skin and oxygen, so he's doing society a favor and "taking out the trash".

Thanks Neil! I always knew you were a stand-up guy :)