Damn, the Brit chick is hot!

Yet another reason to not trust or believe him...

That's awkward. He basically admitted that he has never seen any show on the Fox network.

strathcona: Damn, the Brit chick is hot!

Yes, Layla is...







We need much more...

I love that college aged kids are now "children."

Your 18 year old still needs to be protected from what they have the legal right to purchase?

Seriously. College kids can't use their student activity fees how they see fit? Not children. But people who are old enough to go off and fight for the country can't watch a film if they pay for it?

Freedom isn't pretty folks. This is what freedom means: the right to piss people off and do shiat that they wouldn't approve of...

Get used to it.

hubiestubert: Yes, Layla is...

That is the best, greatest, gift God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.

/or something like that...

Bloody William: He's either a liar, or a ridiculously repressed closet case.

Wrong thread?

Dammit, double-wrong post.

Bloody William is having technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Bloody William: Dammit, double-wrong post.

Ha-ha, you suck at the Internets.

hubiestubert: strathcona: Damn, the Brit chick is hot!

Yes, Layla is...

She's got me on my knees...

Maybe he's afraid of seeing how small his dick is compared to pron guys.

hubiestubert: I love that college aged kids are now "children."

Your 18 year old still needs to be protected from what they have the legal right to purchase?

Seriously. College kids can't use their student activity fees how they see fit? Not children. But people who are old enough to go off and fight for the country can't watch a film if they pay for it?

Freedom isn't pretty folks. This is what freedom means: the right to piss people off and do shiat that they wouldn't approve of...

Get used to it.

B-b-but the adults who used to be children!

/No, seriously, at least on this I'm with you.

You know, people argue that porn is immoral, but who the hell does it hurt? It's a victimless crime. If the girl wants to be an object of a man's lust, then that's her prerogative. She's getting paid, so she's happy. The magazine sells, so the company is happy and millions of oogling men are also happy and might need a change of underwear, so the laundromat is happy.

Pr()n is good for the economy.

I'm hoping an enterprising lib works at his internet provider.

Well that explains why he is such a repressed douchebag. Hannity is the type that only has sex in the missionary position and tries not to enjoy it.

ksdanj: hubiestubert: strathcona: Damn, the Brit chick is hot!

Yes, Layla is...

She's got me on my knees...

I'd let her give me tonsil cancer any day.

heinekenftw: You know, people argue that porn is immoral, but who the hell does it hurt? It's a victimless crime. If the girl wants to be an object of a man's lust, then that's her prerogative. She's getting paid, so she's happy. The magazine sells, so the company is happy and millions of oogling men are also happy and might need a change of underwear, so the laundromat is happy.

Pr()n is good for the economy.

You pay for pron?

Christ, he's like the kid in high school who claims that he's never, ever jerked off ever, I SWEAR! Except later on you find out he's been rubbing his peener against his little sister's eyebrows when she sleeps.

He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

globalwarmingpraiser: Well that explains why he is such a repressed douchebag. Hannity is the type that only has sex in the missionary position and tries not to enjoy it thinks about men while he's doing it.

There ya go...

Ace Frehley's Ghost: globalwarmingpraiser: Well that explains why he is such a repressed douchebag. Hannity is the type that only has sex in the missionary position and tries not to enjoy it thinks about men while he's doing it.

There ya go...

Possibly.

globalwarmingpraiser: heinekenftw: You know, people argue that porn is immoral, but who the hell does it hurt? It's a victimless crime. If the girl wants to be an object of a man's lust, then that's her prerogative. She's getting paid, so she's happy. The magazine sells, so the company is happy and millions of oogling men are also happy and might need a change of underwear, so the laundromat is happy.

Pr()n is good for the economy.

You pay for pron?

No, but the advertisements on the websites do.

The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

It's all an act. Either that or the guy's got a dissociative identity disorder or he's frankly psychotic. My money's on act.

The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

Is he pitchin a tent?

hubiestubert: Freedom isn't pretty folks. This is what freedom means: the right to piss people off and do shiat that they wouldn't approve of...

Get used to it.

Exactly, what would it take to get you to run for office - and not some low level position.

The way I look at it is if the Republicans can build Joe the Plumber into a political force in less that six months, Fark should be able to launch you into a Senate seat (at the least) by the end of 2010.

What's worse is that you probably believe that I'm completely kidding.

The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

I don't think Hannity is gay. Looks like he has a boner in that shot.

heinekenftw: globalwarmingpraiser: heinekenftw: You know, people argue that porn is immoral, but who the hell does it hurt? It's a victimless crime. If the girl wants to be an object of a man's lust, then that's her prerogative. She's getting paid, so she's happy. The magazine sells, so the company is happy and millions of oogling men are also happy and might need a change of underwear, so the laundromat is happy.

Pr()n is good for the economy.

You pay for pron?

No, but the advertisements on the websites do.

Whew, I was worried.

Technically, he's not lying: Sean Hannity IRL has watched plenty O' porn, mostly anal; but his Fox News persona has NOT, nor has he ever used drugs cause drugs are bad.

globalwarmingpraiser: heinekenftw: globalwarmingpraiser: heinekenftw: You know, people argue that porn is immoral, but who the hell does it hurt? It's a victimless crime. If the girl wants to be an object of a man's lust, then that's her prerogative. She's getting paid, so she's happy. The magazine sells, so the company is happy and millions of oogling men are also happy and might need a change of underwear, so the laundromat is happy.

Pr()n is good for the economy.

You pay for pron?

No, but the advertisements on the websites do.

Whew, I was worried.

Well, there are still people who buy playboy and other magazines. I personally think playboy uses the airbrush too much, to the point that I find the free stuff to be better anyways, but if it sells, it helps the economy.

globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-04-05 09:33:30 PM
Well that explains why he is such a repressed douchebag. Hannity is the type that only has sex in the missionary position and tries not to enjoy it.

The man Hannity portrays on tv "only has sex in the missionary position and tries to not enjoy it". People like Hannity are putting on as much of a show as Colbert does on the Colbert Report. Only difference is they aren't doing it to bring the funny out.

heinekenftw: globalwarmingpraiser: heinekenftw: globalwarmingpraiser: heinekenftw: You know, people argue that porn is immoral, but who the hell does it hurt? It's a victimless crime. If the girl wants to be an object of a man's lust, then that's her prerogative. She's getting paid, so she's happy. The magazine sells, so the company is happy and millions of oogling men are also happy and might need a change of underwear, so the laundromat is happy.

Pr()n is good for the economy.

You pay for pron?

No, but the advertisements on the websites do.

Whew, I was worried.

Well, there are still people who buy playboy and other magazines. I personally think playboy uses the airbrush too much, to the point that I find the free stuff to be better anyways, but if it sells, it helps the economy.

I actually love to read Playboy for the stories. It's usually a fantastic magazine in terms of writing.

redmond24: don't think Hannity is gay. Looks like he has a boner in that shot.

He's just excited about having that cigar shoved up his arse after the picture with the chick.

legendary fool: globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-04-05 09:33:30 PM
Well that explains why he is such a repressed douchebag. Hannity is the type that only has sex in the missionary position and tries not to enjoy it.

The man Hannity portrays on tv "only has sex in the missionary position and tries to not enjoy it". People like Hannity are putting on as much of a show as Colbert does on the Colbert Report. Only difference is they aren't doing it to bring the funny out.

One thing about Glenn Beck is his story makes sense. Hannity just seems like he thinks he is better than everyone else.

legendary fool: The man Hannity portrays on tv "only has sex in the missionary position and tries to not enjoy it". People like Hannity are putting on as much of a show as Colbert does on the Colbert Report. Only difference is they aren't doing it to bring the funny out.

I honestly don't think so. It is my understanding that Sean Hannity is real, even though I would concede that his TV persona is probably larger than life.

One of my business contacts claims to have known Hannity from his pre-TV days (he biatches that Sean doesn't know him now) and claims that he was every bit as much a loudmouthed lunatic then as he appears to be now.

Some people are pretending, and I do believe most of Ann Coulter is an act, but Sean Hannity is the genuine article.

Enjoy it while you can, these people are a vanishing breed.

Liar!!
:O

He seemed upset about college students watching porn, so maybe he just thinks you need a college degree to be able to watch porn? I think it would be kind of neat if I had a "Legal Connoisseur of Pornography" right after "Bachelor of Arts" on my degree. Wonder what you get with a JD...


Bloody William: I actually love to read Playboy for the stories. It's usually a fantastic magazine in terms of writing.

The last Playboy I read I stole because it had an interview with Paul Rudd in it. The interview was pretty funny and the articles were good. The chicks were so airbrushed they looked like paintings though. But who's looking at the chicks when there's Paul Rudd? (I know, straight guys)

The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

He's never seen porn, but that doesn't rule out hiring hookers.

He's a purist.

globalwarmingpraiser: You pay for pron?

No, but the advertisements on the websites do.

Whew, I was worried.

There's ads on websites?

hubiestubert: The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

He's never seen porn, but that doesn't rule out hiring hookers.

He's a purist.

OG Hannity

TheKnownUniverse: He seemed upset about college students watching porn, so maybe he just thinks you need a college degree to be able to watch porn?

Probably why he has never seen porn.
He was never smart enough to earn a degree.

/Hannity FAILED at higher education

If you have lived past the age of 12 in this world and have never, in your entire life, seen *any* porn whatsoever... maybe unless you're Amish, then there is something really wrong with you.

I don't care who you are. That just ain't right.

Tarkus: globalwarmingpraiser: You pay for pron?

No, but the advertisements on the websites do.

Whew, I was worried.

There's ads on websites?

Firefox + adblock = teh motherfarking WIN, baby!

/high five

TheKnownUniverse: He seemed upset about college students watching porn, so maybe he just thinks you need a college degree to be able to watch porn? I think it would be kind of neat if I had a "Legal Connoisseur of Pornography" right after "Bachelor of Arts" on my degree. Wonder what you get with a JD...


Bloody William: I actually love to read Playboy for the stories. It's usually a fantastic magazine in terms of writing.

The last Playboy I read I stole because it had an interview with Paul Rudd in it. The interview was pretty funny and the articles were good. The chicks were so airbrushed they looked like paintings though. But who's looking at the chicks when there's Paul Rudd? (I know, straight guys)



/If you were a dude, this would have probably been the most appropriate use of this picture and meme ever.... but you had to go and fark it up by having a uterus....

The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

He was there to visit a RESPECTED VETERAN, dammit!


/

The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

Well technically screwing a hooker isn't "watching porn" I guess.

I don't see how anyone takes his show seriously. And the black guy "watching porn makes then vote liberal"? wtf?! That kind of shiat gets national primetime air?

redmond24: The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

I don't think Hannity is gay. Looks like he has a boner in that shot.

I think it proves he is gay.

That aging, bald white man with the giant cigar standing next to him is a real turn on to guys like Hannity.

solokumba: TheKnownUniverse: He seemed upset about college students watching porn, so maybe he just thinks you need a college degree to be able to watch porn?

Probably why he has never seen porn.
He was never smart enough to earn a degree.

/Hannity FAILED at higher education

I am very surprised. He always seems so smart. He seems like the kind of person that took a lot of logic classes. And history classes. He obviously has a great passion for history, since his grasp of it is so tight. Tight like his fist on his 3-inch member as he wanks to "Star Whores 1: The Fagtom Men Ass."

hubiestubert: The Dynamite Monkey: He's never seen porn, but he's been to the bunny ranch!



/If this article and this picture don't prove to you that this guy is COMPLETELY FULL OF shiat, then you are hopeless

He's never seen porn, but that doesn't rule out hiring hookers.

He's a purist.

Exactly. Jesus hung out with hookers too.