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(LA Times) Interesting Pooch pinches purveyor of paintings that packed pot at the perimeter. Customs cops chuckle at the clueless crook   (latimes.com) divider line 16
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Wii.Tard 2009-04-05 04:26:46 PM  
Poobies

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-05 04:27:08 PM  
Copper clapper caper, anyone?

s4.mcstatic.com

 
skinink 2009-04-05 04:28:40 PM  
I was wondering why the Mona Lisa I bought had bloodshot eyes.

 
zvoidx 2009-04-05 04:29:16 PM  
Stop being so pc, submitter.

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-04-05 04:29:53 PM  
Real life, in addition to that horrible movie "Traffic," rips off Cheech and Chong again.

Also, in before "legalize it."

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-04-05 04:32:09 PM  
90lbs of pot.
6 frames.

Those have got to be some huge paintings. 90lbs of weed would take up, what..maybe 6-7 cubic feet. plus the area the frames take up.

//also, paging maxxlarge to continue the poetic headline. paging maxxlarge..

 
Dirty Hot Linker 2009-04-05 04:32:26 PM  
If we all paid the 5 bucks a month, our comments would show up earlier in the day.

 
zvoidx 2009-04-05 04:42:20 PM  
Dirty Hot Linker: If we all paid the 5 bucks a month, our comments would show up earlier in the day.

Except the only TF'er posted so far before you has been one, with six liters before that; all earlier than the TF'er.

/fail

 
Tequila Monster 2009-04-05 04:51:51 PM  
Alliteration always angers anyone allowed to act against artists.

/at least I tried

 
N. S. Radieaux 2009-04-05 04:57:00 PM  
Pooch pinches purveyor of paintings that packed pot at the perimeter. Customs cops chuckle cackle at the clueless crook

FIFY

 
U4Scuba 2009-04-05 05:14:48 PM  
www.stanmurmur.com

The artist must have been confused over the ins and outs of drug concealment

 
Nakito 2009-04-05 05:17:58 PM  
Alliteration is even better when combined with meter.

/Little ol' lady got mutilated late last night.

 
blinkybluegnome 2009-04-05 07:55:30 PM  
Came for copper clappers - kudos!

 
DingleberryMoose 2009-04-05 08:12:48 PM  
My misanthropic melonhead marijuana-smoking manhood-fruit just got cached by the cops for combusting cannabis in his car consequently... I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/he got nabbed Wednesday night, on my birthday
//Happy Birthday, Dad!
///haven't bailed him out yet

 
Jgok [TotalFark] 2009-04-05 09:52:24 PM  
Somaticasual: 90lbs of pot.
6 frames.

Those have got to be some huge paintings. 90lbs of weed would take up, what..maybe 6-7 cubic feet. plus the area the frames take up.

//also, paging maxxlarge to continue the poetic headline. paging maxxlarge..


Depends on the frame type used. I had a summer job back in the early 90's framing artwork for a local gallery, and some of those ornate frames they used were easily 7 inches or more wide and several inches thick. Hollow those out and you've got a lot of room for pot, especially on those 8'x4' landscape paintings that folks hang over the fireplace.

 
enderthexenocide 2009-04-05 09:59:41 PM  
should have replaced "chuckle" with "cackle" to preserve the hard "k" sound.

 
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