It's good to see that the police put the freeze on these two.

In their defence, $110 probably amounts to a couple of drumsticks, a push-up, and a creamsicle.

Talk about a sticky situation!

They're gonna get double-dipped

/hot

That's just cold.

/sorry about that
//sometimes I like to go for the easy open

They're gonna get Ben & Jerried...

I work for ice cream, so...

I do work in an ice cream shop, and today is the first really nice day of the year. I'm off to work in an hour and it's going to be packed for 8 hours straight...

Luckily we've never been robbed that I know of, that would be pretty retarded. We can use the -20 freezer as a panic room!

/except for the handle...

soon to be pulling some soft serve from Bubba

Ice cream: mother nature's frozen little bastard child. What wouldn't you do for a Klondike bar?

I dont really have anything to say about this story but my God the indecent exposure woman in the link on the right side of the page caused me to break out the eye bleach...blargh...she looks like she ate an ice cream truck

It was easy to track them. They usually passed by just about 11 o'clock.

I'm reading this article about ice cream on my blackberry.

Mmmmmm

Blackberry ice creamm

/fat

Igor Jakovsky: I dont really have anything to say about this story but my God the indecent exposure woman in the link on the right side of the page caused me to break out the eye bleach...blargh...she looks like she ate an ice cream truck

OMG - I came on here to comment about the indecent exposure "woman" too. Hey, doesn't everyone pick up dog poop pantless in Maine? WTF?!

No linky skills but here it is: http://seacoastonline.com/articles/20090327-NEWS-90327045

Did they jimmie a window?

Now that's what I can a sticky situation.

APPROVES

/almost obscure

This is the second time on fark were I really could have used a picture of Big Worm in his ice cream van...

WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Instead of stealing the ice cream, shoulda hot wired the truck, but it might have melted the ice cream :/


/horrible pun

Last seen screaming for ice cream:



/29 flavors, guaranteed to satisfy
/Hot pic

If they had messed with Howard's truck, they wouldn't have made it to jail.

unsilentninja: Instead of stealing the ice cream, shoulda hot wired the truck, but it might have melted the ice cream :/


/horrible pun

do you know what "pun" means?

ChuckyV:
Clint Howard FTW!!


"This is NOT a Happy Day!!! Waaahhahaha!!!" - Guy in Nuthouse

Usually people say that they submitted this with a better headline. Not me, not this time. I submitted this with pretty much the same headline.


I scream, you scream, two go to jail for stealing ice cream

But I got it right.

/yeah, I know how it works.

Mrs Scum: You couldn't eat that much ice cream Mr N.
Mr Neutron: Mrs S, I can eat enormous quantifies of ice cream without being sick.

been thinking of this all day and i get a chance to use it!