groan

...Foaming...

Axe has the most obnoxious commercials I've yet to see for a deodorant.

/Got nothin

His BOSS gave him the 3rd Degree before he drove off in his speed stick car going to the store.

ExJerseyGirl: groan

LOL

...Devastated....

Excellent headline!

He was 22?? That's gotta be the second oldest huffer I've ever heard of.

"Axe of death" isn't really a pun because "axe of death" isn't an expression that anyone uses, ever.

H_is_for_Heretic: He was 22?? That's gotta be the second oldest huffer I've ever heard of.

Was the oldest the Warriors guy with the gold paint?

Hoboclown: "Axe of death" isn't really a pun because "axe of death" isn't an expression that anyone uses, ever.

but my axe of pretty flowers is still legit right?

I grabbed the aerosols in my cupboards and there was only a tiny warning on them that solvents can kill.

"It was so small, I'd have needed a magnifying glass to see it and that's not good enough. The message needs to be put out there in big, bold letters."

Because nobody knows that not breathing oxygen or ingesting a lot of industrial solvents will kill you, right? Your son is was an idiot, and our lifeguard Mr. Darwin has just scooped his feces out of the pool.

Let this be a lesson.

To, uh, whomever. Whatever. Axe, is the important thing.

*sigh* they've got a warning label, people know that they're there, there probably isn't a kid in britain who isn't taught how dangerous solvent abuse is. It's hammered into you at school. Sniffing from an aerosol fills your lungs with shiat and it all goes directly to the brain which takes a couple of seconds to die exposed to high concentrations of toxic gases.

A 22 year old dying from it is pure stupidity and he found the most effective cure for stupidity.

When asked, "Can you handle huffing an aerosol of anti-perspirant?" He replied, "No sweat."

Breathing things other than air in large quantaties can kill you?

Shocker.

Well, at least he smelled good.

Axe of death? What's the saving throw on that?

That's it...Ban all deodorants

oroku_saki: H_is_for_Heretic: He was 22?? That's gotta be the second oldest huffer I've ever heard of.

Was the oldest the Warriors guy with the gold paint?



Who?

WFern: Axe has the most obnoxious commercials I've yet to see for a deodorant.

Fixed.

"He'd been sniffing an ordinary, everyday can of antiperspirant - the type found in every household, on every supermarket shelf - and it killed him.

Yeah, everyday can of CHEMICALS. She makes it seem like its supposed to be harmless, when even the can warns that ventilation is needed when using the f*cking thing. Now I don't see why I would need ventilation unless I'm not supposed to inhale this sh*t...

"Recently he had applied to do a college course on welding. His acceptance letter came the other day but I had to tell Elaine m­sco­tt­li­amya­d­n­u­sco­u­k them to give his place to someone else."

Elaine has the weirdest last name I've ever seen.

Wow! Old Spice is so exciting!

Hoboclown: "Axe of death" isn't really a pun because "axe of death" isn't an expression that anyone uses, ever.



Proper use, I believe is "Axe of Evil".

culebra: Wow! Old Spice is so exciting!

Okay, I LOL'd.

BRUTal

KwameKilstrawberry: Hoboclown: "Axe of death" isn't really a pun because "axe of death" isn't an expression that anyone uses, ever.



Proper use, I believe is "Axe of Evil".

Proper use, I believe is "axe wound".

Obiligatory

culebra: Wow! Old Spice is so exciting!

I also lol'd.

People don't get body tags. They get body bags and/or toe tags. Submitter's just makin' shiat up.

What about deodorizing the ol' hairy axe wound?

Gawd, I'd love to see a "Where Are They Now" on Warrior Golden Guy.

Doesn't he just look like he lost the fight to wash his face before the mug shot was taken?

I'd imagine paint huffers look down on axe huffers.

Scott Dorans had some Axe,
Gave his nostrils 40 whacks,
His huffing could not be stopped by mum,
So became one nice smelling deceased son.

KwameKilstrawberry: Gawd, I'd love to see a "Where Are They Now" on Warrior Golden Guy.

He was just busted again for huffing a month or so ago, don't know that I'm ambitious enough to find the thread right now...

This mother is a complete moron for thinking she needs to raise awareness about the dangers of huffing chemicals. You know what? I'm going to go raise awareness on the dangers of self inflicted gun shot wounds to the face.

Or that the warning labels are insufficient... I bet this is the same biatch that spilled coffee on her vag at mcdonalds to get a million bucks.

Space_Fetus: Axe of death? What's the saving throw on that?

Depends on what edition we're playing. If we're talking 2nd edition, I believe it would be 17 or higher, depending on your class. If we're talking 3rd edition and above, I think it's a Fortutide save, with a DC of 18 plus half the level of the spell caster.

peachpicker: KwameKilstrawberry: Gawd, I'd love to see a "Where Are They Now" on Warrior Golden Guy.

He was just busted again for huffing a month or so ago, don't know that I'm ambitious enough to find the thread right now...

Wait, here it is (new window)

bingo the psych-o: KwameKilstrawberry: Hoboclown: "Axe of death" isn't really a pun because "axe of death" isn't an expression that anyone uses, ever.



Proper use, I believe is "Axe of Evil".

Proper use, I believe is "axe wound".

Hairy axe wound?

We'll never know the truth. He died with his Secret.

/drunkkk

Who really cares if stupid farks do this? Just thinning the herd as I see it.

greenz: ... I bet this is the same biatch that spilled coffee on her vag at mcdonalds to get a million bucks.

You should look more into the details of that classic story.

IKillBugs: WFern: Axe has the most obnoxious commercials I've yet to see for a deodorant.

Fixed.

I actually like the product itself (I'm wearing it right now). It's just that their ad campaigns make me want to punch a hole through the wall.

Conversely, I love the Old Spice commercials and find their product disgusting.

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LeroyBourne: Who really cares if stupid farks do this? Just thinning the herd as I see it.

THIN THE HERD! THIN THE HERD!

greenz: This mother is a complete moron for thinking she needs to raise awareness about the dangers of huffing chemicals. You know what? I'm going to go raise awareness on the dangers of self inflicted gun shot wounds to the face.

Or that the warning labels are insufficient... I bet this is the same biatch that spilled coffee on her vag at mcdonalds to get a million bucks.

Except that biatch totally deserved the money and this poor mother doesn't want to admit her son was an addict.

FTA- "I don't believe he touched it again until the night he died."

Denial. But look up Stella Liebeck, third degree burns on an elderly woman's genitals have a way of affecting a jury.

Vern the Worm:
Hairy axe wound?

Lord I wish I was smart enough to link to that.

LEGALIZE POT GOD DAMNIT!

tedbundee: "He'd been sniffing an ordinary, everyday can of antiperspirant - the type found in every household, on every supermarket shelf - and it killed him.

Yeah, everyday can of CHEMICALS. She makes it seem like its supposed to be harmless, when even the can warns that ventilation is needed when using the f*cking thing. Now I don't see why I would need ventilation unless I'm not supposed to inhale this sh*t...farking THIS. What part of "Don't inhale chemicals" didn't this waste of DNA understand?

JewNinjaMasterX: LEGALIZE POT GOD DAMNIT!

I'm sure that'll do the trick.

Vern the Worm: Hairy axe wound?

Thinkin' about your axe wound,
Thinkin' about your gash...