I'm not defending Lindsay Lohan, but hasn't Lily Allen admitted that she has alcohol problems in the past?

Oh yeah. Falling asleep in the van--career kryptonite if I ever saw it.

/// Paparazzi don't even have to get scoops anymore. Submittards do all their work for them.

Lily Allen is seen in a catatonic drunken state that required handlers to take her home

Or as she calls it, Thursday.

Handlers? How do I get them?

That's hot.

sgnilward: Handlers? How do I get them?

Don't bother. There was a noticeable lack of groping poor Lily. Trust is always given to the parasites.

This is on the main page WHY?

I gotta soft spot for Lily. She's brash and messy. Much like anyone in their 20's.

Did she also eat out the club DJ?

The Sun Fark is there.

FTFY

bahahaha love it subby

Bathia_Mapes: I'm not defending Lindsay Lohan, but hasn't Lily Allen admitted that she has alcohol problems in the past?

That would kinda reflect very badly on Lindsay Lohan. There were signs that Lilly Allen was getting her life back on track. Last thing she needed was someone encouraging her to get rat arsed.

dominic.arenas: This is on the main page WHY?

The Mods are as drunk as Lily?

Isn't she perhaps sleeping after having performed a gig? I go to sleep at night, has Lindsay Lohan affected me too?

enzoweb: Isn't she perhaps sleeping after having performed a gig? I go to sleep at night, has Lindsay Lohan affected me too?

Well, let's see. Do you fall asleep with somebody else's dick in your mouth?

notmtwain: Oh yeah. Falling asleep in the van--career kryptonite if I ever saw it.

/// Paparazzi don't even have to get scoops anymore. Submittards do all their work for them.

This

Well, let's see. Do you fall asleep with somebody else's dick in your mouth?

Or even your own?

At least we can be grateful she didn't flash her rancid, dripping hairy axe-wound.

abigsmurf: Bathia_Mapes: I'm not defending Lindsay Lohan, but hasn't Lily Allen admitted that she has alcohol problems in the past?

That would kinda reflect very badly on Lindsay Lohan. There were signs that Lilly Allen was getting her life back on track. Last thing she needed was someone encouraging her to get rat arsed.

What are you her AA sponsor? All I saw there was some asleep chick, who was maybe drunk. You wan to get up up on a soap box about drunk chicks, go to a bar, put your hand out and walk in a strait line. The first boob you grab is probably more in need of your protection than this chick.

/I don't know who or why either of these girls is famous

Bathia_Mapes: I'm not defending Lindsay Lohan, but hasn't Lily Allen admitted that she has alcohol problems in the past?

No no no. She has this problem called being British.

I actually think her attitude makes her more attractive, love me some crazy chicks.

holy shiat, she fell asleep in a car ride on the way home after a night out. call the papers!

dominic.arenas: This is on the main page WHY?
Did you submit a better headline?

that was an amzing story full of vivid detail and much needed clarifying information. NOT. it was 2 sentences. About nothing.

What Handlers may look like.

Who?

proteus_b: holy shiat, she fell asleep in a car ride on the way home after a night out. call the papers!

Yea heaven forbid a twenty something acts her age after a night on the town!!!

Unlike Lohan, Lily still has a career. What's the last thing Lindsay did, a record or a movie? Who knows. But Lily seems to be at the top of her game. Here's a funny pic of her I just found:

abigsmurf: Bathia_Mapes: I'm not defending Lindsay Lohan, but hasn't Lily Allen admitted that she has alcohol problems in the past?

That would kinda reflect very badly on Lindsay Lohan. There were signs that Lilly Allen was getting her life back on track. Last thing she needed was someone encouraging her to get rat arsed.

Personal responsibilty is for losers! Let's blame other people for the personal decisions of addicts. This kind of retarded mentality is why relapse rates are so high. Stop blaming bad behavior on everyone bit the person behaving poorly, you enabling dick.

millbarge: Did she also eat out the club DJ?

Well played, i lol'd

Wow, I don't think this has ever happened to a rock star before.

dominic.arenas: This is on the main page WHY?

In the last week Fark has left dozens of repeat links up, some within 4 links of each other despite dozens of notifications, and greenlit all kinds of stuff to the main page that normally wouldn't stand a chance.

It's one of the following:

A - The modmins all up and left for vacation

B - The modmins have been taken over by some kind of brain slug

C - Fark has become self aware and imprisoned the modmins

D - Fark's become so greedy for page clicks and ad revenue that they just repeat popular links and threads to create the illusion they still post inventive headlines.

dominic.arenas: This is on the main page WHY?

You should demand a refund of all the money you've paid for such shoddy service.

Who is Lily Allen? Why should I or anyone else care?

Cucullen: /I don't know who or why either of these girls is famous

Well, Lily Allen has some talent. I usually don't go for that style of music, but I find myself enjoying her first album quite a bit. There's enough oddity in her stuff that either she actually has some independent ideas or her father hired some really really good session people.

Either way, it sounds a hell of a lot better than anything plopped out by the labels with Britney/Jessica/Paris/Lindsay stuck on the label.

Igor Jakovsky: Who is Lily Allen? Why should I or anyone else care?

Lily Allen invented the Allen Wench...hence her fortune.

skinink: Here's a funny pic of her I just found:

She's awfully cute. Very Christina Ricci in that one, too. Which is a good thing, to me.

Lily wanted to hit it like the open palm of an angry God. When she realized it wasn't going to happen, she started drinkin' with the sistahs.

Drink, puke, rinse. Repeat.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: dominic.arenas: This is on the main page WHY?

In the last week Fark has left dozens of repeat links up, some within 4 links of each other despite dozens of notifications, and greenlit all kinds of stuff to the main page that normally wouldn't stand a chance.

It's one of the following:

A - The modmins all up and left for vacation

B - The modmins have been taken over by some kind of brain slug

C - Fark has become self aware and imprisoned the modmins

D - Fark's become so greedy for page clicks and ad revenue that they just repeat popular links and threads to create the illusion they still post inventive headlines.

i choose D.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: dominic.arenas: This is on the main page WHY?

In the last week Fark has left dozens of repeat links up, some within 4 links of each other despite dozens of notifications, and greenlit all kinds of stuff to the main page that normally wouldn't stand a chance.

It's one of the following:

A - The modmins all up and left for vacation

B - The modmins have been taken over by some kind of brain slug

C - Fark has become self aware and imprisoned the modmins

D - Fark's become so greedy for page clicks and ad revenue that they just repeat popular links and threads to create the illusion they still post inventive headlines.

E - You are a douche. I bet you're just a blast at parties.

jmr61: Who?

This. Is this the lady who has that brand of dish washer soap named after her?

mreuther: enzoweb: Isn't she perhaps sleeping after having performed a gig? I go to sleep at night, has Lindsay Lohan affected me too?

Well, let's see. Do you fall asleep with somebody else's dick in your mouth?

Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth in her sleep.

rigmort: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: dominic.arenas: This is on the main page WHY?

In the last week Fark has left dozens of repeat links up, some within 4 links of each other despite dozens of notifications, and greenlit all kinds of stuff to the main page that normally wouldn't stand a chance.

It's one of the following:

A - The modmins all up and left for vacation

B - The modmins have been taken over by some kind of brain slug

C - Fark has become self aware and imprisoned the modmins

D - Fark's become so greedy for page clicks and ad revenue that they just repeat popular links and threads to create the illusion they still post inventive headlines.

E - You are a douche. I bet you're just a blast at parties.

E doesn't really answer the original question though, does it? I'm pretty sure it's D. As for why the particular headline was chosen, people for some reason seemed to get a kick out of the career Kryptonite quote from the first one. I wasn't sure why, and I'm still not. But it's probably a better headline than "Drunk rich girl falls asleep on way home from weekend party."

another gay man's thread

why?

because if you are a man and have a problem with either of these girls........you're GAY

It's weird that there have been back-to-back stories about Lindsey Lohan in the last 2 days, and yet nothing about Farrah Fawcett checking into the hospital to "check out".

...and yes I submitted a link...

henryhill: another gay man's thread

why?

because if you are a man and have a problem with either of these girls........you're GAY

Now we know why you're on it.

'Nuff said

Gunderson: What Handlers may look like.

More likely she has the Chelsea variety.


/yes, she likes vodka
//and yes, she likes Mexican midgets
///and yes, in that way

she, meaning the below-pictured.

glenlivid: It's weird that there have been back-to-back stories about Lindsey Lohan in the last 2 days, and yet nothing about Farrah Fawcett checking into the hospital to "check out".
...and yes I submitted a link...

Wrong audience? I remember Farrah Fawcett fondly, but half of the jackoffs around here probably don't even know who she is. Here, try this:


Better yet, try this:

NSFW (new window)

Now you know who she is, right?

henryhill: another gay man's thread

why?

because if you are a man and have a problem with either of these girls........you're GAY

Oh noes, some random tard on the internet says I'm gay since I don't share his taste in coked up skanks. Nothing left to do but ditch the wife/kids and start color cooridnating.