FTA: "Spears - who shot to fame as a teenager..."

If I had Madonna's musical and money clout backing me, I'd have shot to fame as a teenage female singer as well, though I am, in fact, not female and not musical and was probably never teenage.

Now, to point: this submission is useless without details on unpleasant ways that cocaine may be administered. Is the nose not the... aw, hell, someone just put up the details.

gonzoliga: aw, hell, someone just put up the details.

You mean, these details?

couldn't even do her own cocaine and had an assistant administer it in the most unpleasant of ways

What, they had to sprinkle it on a wooden spoon and then cram it where the sun don't shine?

gonzoliga: FTA: "Spears - who shot to fame as a teenager..."

If I had Madonna's musical and money clout backing me, I'd have shot to fame as a teenage female singer as well, though I am, in fact, not female and not musical and was probably never teenage.

Now, to point: this submission is useless without details on unpleasant ways that cocaine may be administered. Is the nose not the... aw, hell, someone just put up the details.

Sometimes, noses wear out and can no longer accept further cocaine abuse... luckily, the human body has other cavities that can be used as an alternative....so, she (rumours, no pun intended) was paying an assistant to blow it in the one cavity she couldn't reach herself

much like the Rod Steward/cum story, its old and Stevie denies it, but this story has had an enduring life

Stevie Nicks is just jealous that her mommy didn't whore her out at a young age, so that she could shoot to fame and shoot drugs at an even earlier age.

Big words from a chick who wouldn't be shiat without Lindsey Buckingham doing all the work for her.

Britney sucks and it is true that she didn't put in time as a "real musician" playing clubs for two people and getting booed off the stage. But she is a pop singer and has no credibility to begin with, so who cares? And let's not pretend that anyone doing all those elaborate concerts where everyone scrutinizes everything you do isn't work.

Sounds like Nicks just wants an easy target to bash, but we've all been there...

Kyosuke: Big words from a chick who wouldn't be shiat without Lindsey Buckingham doing all the work for her.

Beat me to it.

LB is one of the most talented songwriters of his generation and seldom gets his due credit.

Nicks joined famous band Fleetwood Mac.

Even if video footage of every moment of Stevie Nicks' life is released proving without a doubt that the cocaine story is false I will still believe it, because I dislike her and Fleetwood Mac intensely and it just seems so fitting for them.

I think Stevie Nicks is pretty awesome, actually.

For an all-too-short span of 3 years (1967-1970) Fleetwood Mac was pure magic.

I couldn't care less about Britney Spears, but I think that this was a retarded statement.

First of all, it's not plausible that Disney would invest that much time, money, and resources into Britney Spears if she had no talent.

While Spears was doing the Mousketeer thing, she was going to dance and vocal lessons everyday on top her regular school work. Right or wrong, love her or hate her, I wouldn't call that not working hard for anything. I would think working for Disney with high expectations is difficult enough as it is.

Sorry to interrupt - please return to your hate of success.

Farkomatic
I couldn't care less about Britney Spears, but I think that this was a retarded statement.

First of all, it's not plausible that Disney would invest that much time, money, and resources into Britney Spears if she had no talent.

While Spears was doing the Mousketeer thing, she was going to dance and vocal lessons everyday on top her regular school work. Right or wrong, love her or hate her, I wouldn't call that not working hard for anything. I would think working for Disney with high expectations is difficult enough as it is.

Sorry to interrupt - please return to your hate of success.

I watched the Rifftrax of Crossroads last night, and in honor of you I'll post my snarky comment in a glass half full kinda way. I think Britney Spears' acting may be better than her singing.

beerrun: For an all-too-short span of 3 years (1967-1970) Fleetwood Mac was pure magic.

Peter Green has a fark account?

AgentOrangeDrink: Even if video footage of every moment of Stevie Nicks' life is released proving without a doubt that the cocaine story is false I will still believe it, because I dislike her and Fleetwood Mac intensely and it just seems so fitting for them.

Frankly, I find the "cocaine up the butt" story less disturbing than doing enough cocaine to burn an eyeball-sized hole in her septum, which she readily admits to.

One of the hallmarks of a true rock star is the demand for collaboration with other artists. Stevie's worked with some pretty big names over the years, and most of it is pretty good, or at least memorable. The only thing Britney Spears has collaborated on has been.....

Hmmm.

Farkomatic: First of all, it's not plausible that Disney would invest that much time, money, and resources into Britney Spears if she had no talent.

It's not about talent. It's about making money.

Not to mention, Stevie Nicks farked her way to the top, to the rear, to the side, and any way else you can think of.

Kyosuke: Big words from a chick who wouldn't be shiat without Lindsey Buckingham doing all the work for her.

this.

Looks like I will have some plans for tonight after all.

I agree with her actually. Stevie comes from an era in music when talent mattered which is why you still hear a lot of music from that era on the radio. You could strike Britney's name and replace it with Lady Gaga, Kanye West, or a host of others who are nothing more than overproduced, auto-tuned studio crap. Too much music today is about selling an image for a quick buck. Funny that the music industry believes the root of it's problems are evil file sharers.

AgentOrangeDrink: Even if video footage of every moment of Stevie Nicks'
life is released proving without a doubt that the cocaine story is false I will
still believe it, because I dislike her and Fleetwood Mac intensely and it just
seems so fitting for them she was smoke'n hot and I would have paid money
to blow coke up her butt.

Kyosuke: Big words from a chick who wouldn't be shiat without Lindsey Buckingham doing all the work for her.

CAME HERE TO SAY THAT... AND THIS:

hariseldon: AgentOrangeDrink: Even if video footage of every moment of Stevie Nicks'
life is released proving without a doubt that the cocaine story is false I will
still believe it, because I dislike her and Fleetwood Mac intensely and it just
seems so fitting for them she was smoke'n hot and I would have paid money
to blow coke up her butt.

Unfortunate timing for you to post that right before zappawizard's pic, just makes it easier to see the resemblence.

What? In the back of a Volkswagen?

Well there you go again, you say you want burritos (new window)

maldinero: Well there you go again, you say you want burritos (new window)

I'd never seen that before. Pretty good Nicks impression (especially when singing)