Pussy. He waits until he has nothing to lose to make such a high-risk jump.

What is it about farmers markets that make them like a magnet to old people in big cars?

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: What is it about farmers markets that make them like a magnet to old people in big cars?

It reminds them of the old country?

Did he float down at 20mph with his left turn signal on the whole way??

Young Rory Calhoun: Did he float down at 20mph with his left turn signal on the whole way??

I don't know but I'm guessing he took off his dentures and left his walker on the ground

This movie just sets you up for something great and then lets you down. There could be dozens of grandmas jumping out of this plane right now!

//Nothing is obscure on Fark

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You'd think the flabby old people skin would have killed him on the way down

JC

Doesn't count if you are strapped to someone younger.

Solo jump record...what is it?

upon landing on the grass, told youngsters to get off his lawn,

Not impressed.

dkimball: Doesn't count if you are strapped to someone younger.

Solo jump record...what is it?

In terms of numbers, age, height? What are you asking?

There are jumpers with 40k skydives. I know a guy in his 80s who still jumps regularly, and he's not the oldest active jumper. Then there's Col. Kittinger, who fell from the edge of space.

Superb genetics in that one. He looks like he stopped aging at 80!

dkimball: Doesn't count if you are strapped to someone younger.

Solo jump record...what is it?

There's a lady in her 80s that still jumps at a DZ south of Lake Okeechobee.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: What is it about farmers markets that make them like a magnet to old people in big cars?

Superior food quality? Healthier lifestyle?

I believe "Smitty the Jumper" made his last solo jump at 76. Not as old as some mentioned, but can any of them say that they made a lifetime of jumping? His first jump was in 1928 when he was known as "Smitty the Daredevil" for his wing walking exploits.

/proud to say I met him
//the stories he told me over dinner vary somewhat from bios

Funniest headline in ages. Well done.

I'm sitting here...trying to type coherently....when some old sweaty betty comes crashin through mah rooftop there....i can hardly contain me weiner (dog).... (mate?)