Somebody has a fetish, do they?

What. The. fark.

Creepy.

Good Christ, he's a dick. The next time he dings some reporter on their hair, they should respond, "At least I don't look like an Oompa-Loompa, ya leathery-ass fake-baker."

That would make my month.

I think he's just trying to snag some of Obama's mojo. The thing about mojo is, you either got it or you don't.

Boner, you ain't got it.

John "Supercuts" Boehner should make jokes about other people's hair.

Lionel Mandrake: John "Supercuts" Boehner should make jokes about other people's hair.

should NOT

...and Lionel Mandrake should not post after consuming vodak.

...but he will...he will

What the fark did I just watch?

/why do I keep thinking that Boehner's supposed to have a mustache?

So, reading more about this:

Did he just...throw a pussy fit at the podium over caps on executive compensation?

WTF...

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: What the fark did I just watch?

/why do I keep thinking that Boehner's supposed to have a mustache?

Because Boehner's Mustache Rides seems like something he'd be associated with?

Falcc: Because Boehner's Mustache Rides seems like something he'd be associated with?

The Republican Budget: Fix the deficit by opening Limbaugh's Kissing Booth and Boehner's Mustache Rides?

From Pelosi making him cry to these catty remarks about other people's hair, Boehner shamelessly reinforces the new Republican stereotype.

What an ass.

How did this guy get to be minority leader?

He's at least as bad a Pelosi, probably worse.

+1 from liter land

Reporter in Question?

What was that biatch?!?!

BuckTurgidson: What a shocking bad hat you have got!

I am puzzled by that link. It appears to be written in English, and the sentences make sense, as linguistic constructs--and the subject matter appears to be not-nonsensical or anything.

But I can't, for the life of me, figure out why someone would have written a 400-odd page book on the subject matter.

Traficant approves.

to be fair this WAS the reporter in question

"Heheh. That dude's name is 'Boner.' BOIIIING!"

/I know, I know

this from a Spray tan and Eyeliner/mascara that looks like Liz Taylor in 'Cleopatra' asshole?

god lord what a weirdo. Someone should ask him whether he has a spray tan or if he uses a tanning bed.

Again, the guy looks like a failed high-school principal

"When a female reporter, wearing her long hair pulled back, prefaced her question by joking that she hoped her hair was ok, Boehner couldn't resist: "You mean what's wadded up in the back of your head?"



Boehner hates RINOs.

Repugnican trying to be funny: it never works. Mean-spirited people driven by hatred just don't have the proper tools for humor.

DrForrester: Repugnican trying to be funny: it never works. Mean-spirited people driven by hatred just don't have the proper tools for humor.

Boy, you can say that again.

Was "repugnican" supposed to be funny, or hateful? Hard to tell.

Knows.

FTA: He then apologized to the reporter, joking "you started it," and let her ask her question on the budget.

Twenty bucks says this is the same way we apologize to Iraq.

Skleenar: BuckTurgidson: What a shocking bad hat you have got!

I am puzzled by that link. It appears to be written in English, and the sentences make sense, as linguistic constructs--and the subject matter appears to be not-nonsensical or anything.

But I can't, for the life of me, figure out why someone would have written a 400-odd page book on the subject matter.

It's a fantastic book, I think it should be required reading at the high school or college level.

The chapters on the Tulipomania (new window)and the South Sea Bubble are particularly interesting just now.

teh great bozack: Again, the guy looks like a failed high-school principal

and, again, the dean in the middle is a college dean. Someone must put his foot down on this repeated post, and that foot is me.

How does Boehner stay so tan all winter?

Republicans are getting better. At least he didn't turn the conversation to sucking teen dick.

Edsel
How does Boehner stay so tan all winter?

Regular baths of puppy blood. Or enemas. I forget which.

Sym_pathetic
FTA: He then apologized to the reporter, joking "you started it," and let her ask her question on the budget.

Twenty bucks says this is the same way we apologize to Iraq.

Aaaand we're done here.

teh great bozack
Again, the guy looks like a failed high-school principal




What several failed high-school principals may look like

\and by failed I mean eaten

From TFA:
But Boehner didn't confine his critique to male members of the Capitol press corps. When a female reporter, wearing her long hair pulled back, prefaced her question by joking that she hoped her hair was ok, Boehner couldn't resist: "You mean what's wadded up in the back of your head?"

Some reporters chuckled, but others thought the GOP leader was being a little harsh.

Boehner continued his hair assessment, saying, "It looks so nice hanging down. It looks like you got up a little late and decided that, you know, I just wadded up the back. For those of you that don't know about me and ponytails, males get it - males get it just as bad as females."

He then apologized to the reporter, joking "you started it," and let her ask her question on the budget.

Did a pony tail piss in his Cheerios that morning?

Edsel: How does Boehner stay so tan all winter?

He's from Ohio, everyone knows we're the sunshine state!

Sym_pathetic: FTA: He then apologized to the reporter, joking "you started it," and let her ask her question on the budget.

Twenty bucks says this is the same way we apologize to Iraq.

Post of the year.

teh great bozack:

Again, the guy looks like a failed high-school principal


Taking cues from the North?

InteriorDesignNinja: From Pelosi making him cry to these catty remarks about other people's hair, Boehner shamelessly reinforces the new Republican stereotype.


did pelosi actually make boehner cry? that would make my week/month/life. i googled but did not immediately find anything.

/made a republican cry once in tenth grade.
//one of my fondest high school memories.

How...strange. I really don't know what else to say about it.

I think the special olympics joke was less retarded than this one.

All hair questions should be forwarded to Joe 'Plugs' Biden

Therion posted a pic that looks like a mix between a rabbit, a rhino, and chewbacca

Looking at Boner's face...



...take this quarter.



Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

A BTVS reference. Well at least you didn't cry obscure.

take it easy boner.

Boehner is a huge queen.

Maybe he should cry about it.



/Sorta beaten to that joke. Oh well

teh great bozack: Again, the guy looks like a failed high-school principal