the show is ass-backward. It should be nugent who gets the "black cock of death in his mouth"

Tonight one of us will sleep in the bed, and the other with the dogs...

/Wonder if Richard Connell's estate is getting any of the profits

I always thought a sit-down debate show between Ted Nugent & Gary Busey would be interesting.
People could write topics on small bits of paper and fire them on stage with a paintball gun.
In the event of a tie, Ted & Gary could settle things with a `feats of strength' competition or a belching/farting contest.

Do you win if you show up for try-outs and crap your pants?

It could have Ice-T, maybe Rutger Hauer. Oh, and John C. Reilly!

Bill Hicks' idea?




/I'm sure the hunting humans concept goes back further, but I remember this story being farking awesome

oldfarthenry: I always thought a sit-down debate show between Ted Nugent & Gary Busey would be interesting.
People could write topics on small bits of paper and fire them on stage with a paintball gun.
In the event of a tie, Ted & Gary could settle things with a `feats of strength' competition or a belching/farting contest.

I'd watch that. I'd even buy a t-shirt.

Can the humans "hunt" back? Cuz I know a couple of Navy Seals who wouldn't mind playing that game with Nugent.

NikolaiFarkoff: It could have Ice-T, maybe Rutger Hauer. Oh, and John C. Reilly!

Dammit, McGinley, not Reilly.

/walk hard

I'm a big Hicks fan... but he gets enough shiat ACTUALLY stolen from him. When people say stuff like this, it just weakens the other claims by association.

People have been wanting to hunt & kill other humans as long as there's been humans, I would suspect.

/Oh, and Ted Nugent is an enormous douche.

Approves.

Hopefully the first victims will be Radiohead. Then Nickelback.

didn't someone on Fark call this a few years back?

oldfarthenry:

"I always thought a sit-down debate show between Ted Nugent & Gary Busey would be interesting. People could write topics on small bits of paper and fire them on stage with a paintball gun. In the event of a tie, Ted & Gary could settle things with a `feats of strength' competition or a belching/farting contest."

You sir... need to be working for television!

Ted Nugent is such a douche.

Already been done.

isn't there a show on now that does this? some guy on a horse wearing a cowboy hat?

NetKrouse: Tonight one of us will sleep in the bed, and the other with the dogs...

/Wonder if Richard Connell's estate is getting any of the profits

One of my top ten favorite stories. Might have wander over to the bookshelf and dust it off.

The only good thing Nugent has ever done is his cameo appearance in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Gee Whiz"

ihatedumbpeople: didn't someone on Fark call this a few years back?

I'm still waiting for Honk Bag.

It's been done.

Shostie: Bill Hicks' idea?

/I'm sure the hunting humans concept goes back further, but I remember this story being farking awesome

Oh yes it was! My English teacher thought it was funny that I turned in a book report on it.

/she was pretty cool

How about this one:



Diabeetus!

I can honestly say... if it was the dead of the night... i was on a lonely road and i hadn't heard a car for miles-and i came upon ted nugent in the street waving me down- i d run his ass over so fast! Then i would stop back up, and hit him again.


Thank You.


PS> i think the contestants should be celebrity re hab rejects.. Put andy dick int he woods...tell him there is an ounce of pot, and an 8 ball at the end-and let him go.

Hide 'n Go Seek w/ The Nuge

I wonder if when this 'show' gets cancelled after 2 episodes if they will try and find the contestants or just leave them...

Dear Ted,

DiaF.

Yours,
Civilization

killabite: It's been done.


Came for the Mantracker comments and was not let down.

GonzoNihilist: Came for the Mantracker comments and was not let down.

Same here. I figured since it was a Canadian show it would take awhile before a Mantracker reference got played. My GF and I love that show. I think it would be fun to go on it.

Contestants for first show

wreglDAN: Hide 'n Go Seek w/ The Nuge

Basically.

Anyone with even a modicum of time in the woods trying to "blend in" should do alright.

Shostie: Bill Hicks' idea?

/I'm sure the hunting humans concept goes back further, but I remember this story being farking awesome

Yeah, definitely THIS. Not Bill Hicks idea.

Is Richard Dawson alive to host this?

Classic Gilligans Island episode

OK, here is my thinking on how this will go down:

They will get urban and suburban people with no real experience in camouflage, the military, or hunting. The terrain will be fairly open (no dense woods or jungle), and nice long sight lines. Probably fairly flat, too.

Since the contestants will be filmed, the presence of the film crew will be a dead giveaway unless they harness them up with a camera somehow.

Anyway, expect the deck to be stacked against the contestants in subtle ways not readily noticeable.

Blathering Idjut: Is Richard Dawson alive to host this?

Only in reruns...

dittybopper: OK, here is my thinking on how this will go down:

They will get urban and suburban people with no real experience in camouflage, the military, or hunting. The terrain will be fairly open (no dense woods or jungle), and nice long sight lines. Probably fairly flat, too.

Since the contestants will be filmed, the presence of the film crew will be a dead giveaway unless they harness them up with a camera somehow.

Anyway, expect the deck to be stacked against the contestants in subtle ways not readily noticeable.

Almost forgot one: Loose sandy soil that makes tracking easy enough that even NY Governor David Paterson could do it.

Anyone else think we should just cut to the chase and open colliseums again and bring on the gladiators..... it really does seem to be where reality tv is headed so why not just get right to what society seems to really want.

It's the logical conclusion to the reality show thing.

dittybopper: Since the contestants will be filmed, the presence of the film crew will be a dead giveaway unless they harness them up with a camera somehow.

Anyway, expect the deck to be stacked against the contestants in subtle ways not readily noticeable.

I watched an episode of Mantracker, and the contestant-team was one city-slicker athlete and one outdoorsy hiker. The terrain was pretty mixed though, some open fields, some dense woods.

Gerald Tarrant: Anyone else think we should just cut to the chase and open colliseums again and bring on the gladiators..... it really does seem to be where reality tv is headed so why not just get right to what society seems to really want.

American Gladiators didn't really take off. Remember that the TV is for women. This show will focus on drama and talking heads, not death-sports.

If death-sports ever come to TV, it won't be gladatorial. Either bringing executions instead of voted-off-the-island to ongoing-contest shows, or Judge Judy will have an electric chair.

+1 Subby!

How about we hand out packs of cigarettes to everyone and see who dies first?

Balrog1: How about this one:



Diabeetus!

Wow. That doesn't look like Jay Cutler.

PumpUpDaFark: How about we hand out packs of cigarettes to everyone and see who dies first?

IM SENDING THIS TO FOX!

Ponzholio: Already been done.


Awesome movie.

Will he be checking the politics of his quarry? I bet he'd use paintballs for Conservatives and real ammo for Liberals.