Nice Subby! That's one incredibly fragmented sentence.

You remember her as the cute, bubbly star from "Hanna Montana", but you WON'T (*BASH*) RECOGNIZE (*CRASH*) HER (*KABOOM*) NOW!!

(cue shot of Hanna's pixelated cooch as she climbs out of a limo)


Celebrity Detox - 2029!!


(cue live feed of Hanna flipping off camera and pulling her top down)


"You remember how adorable it used to be when she would stick her tongue out when she was 16? Well she's all grown up now, and you won't BELIEVE where that tongue has been!!

(cue audience "WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" then applause)


And away we go.....

Remind me again why I'm supposed to hate Miley Cyrus.

I have a hard time keeping up with which celebrities I'm supposed to hate and why I'm supposed to hate them. Is there an official list somewhere?

Otto's_Jacket

FTW

Psychotropic: Remind me again why I'm supposed to hate Miley Cyrus.

I have a hard time keeping up with which celebrities I'm supposed to hate and why I'm supposed to hate them. Is there an official list somewhere?


Because if the 16-year old girl down the street said, "Hey, I just wrote my 'mem-roars' or something...wanna read it?", you would probably think she was pretty young to be penning a friggin' autobiography.

Psychotropic: Remind me again why I'm supposed to hate Miley Cyrus.

I have a hard time keeping up with which celebrities I'm supposed to hate and why I'm supposed to hate them. Is there an official list somewhere?

At this point, she's reasonably clean-scrubbed and (ostensibly) virginal. Made a slanty-eyed face that offended some VERY thin-skinned Asian sorts, but not a ton to hate yet. I give her about 18 months tops before she gets filmed with some dude's hands down her pants, Disney disowns her, the concert scene dries up, and Larry Flynt starts waving 7-figure offers at her for crotch shots on her 18th birthday. Hopefully she won't go that low that fast, but my money's on it. I just hope that Emily Osment is the one who does the nudie pics. In the Lola wig. Did I just type that out loud?

Otto's_Jacket: Because if the 16-year old girl down the street said, "Hey, I just wrote my 'mem-roars' or something...wanna read it?", you would probably think she was pretty young to be penning a friggin' autobiography

You see whatever this ignorant rant is as a reason to despise someone?
I can't even understand what the hell you're ranting about. Are you trying to say you hate Miley Cyrus because your 16 year old neighbor girl asked you to read her memoir and you don't feel that your neighbor has lived enough of a life to write a book that would be of interest to you?

Grow the fark up, you pathetic loser.

dahmers love zombie: Did I just type that out loud?

Nope, The new improved Fark actually referred to the involuntary hive mind Drew created that we are all a part of, oh god... Oh my god... you pervert.

Psychotropic: Otto's_Jacket: Because if the 16-year old girl down the street said, "Hey, I just wrote my 'mem-roars' or something...wanna read it?", you would probably think she was pretty young to be penning a friggin' autobiography

You see whatever this ignorant rant is as a reason to despise someone?
I can't even understand what the hell you're ranting about. Are you trying to say you hate Miley Cyrus because your 16 year old neighbor girl asked you to read her memoir and you don't feel that your neighbor has lived enough of a life to write a book that would be of interest to you?

Grow the fark up, you pathetic loser.

Yes, that is exactly what I'm trying to say. Even more so, I'm trying to confess that my neighbor DID write a book and dammit, it was BRILLIANT. I'm taking my anger out on Miley Cyrus because I will never, ever be the author that my neighbor is. Or something.

Dude, when did I say I "despised" her? In fact, did I ever say anything about hate at all? You are the one that interjected those words into the conversation. This is a website where people crap on famous people, many times for no reason at all. This is one of those times.

Whose the 'pathetic loser', greasy fingers? You actually admit you are a fat fark in your profile. Congrats on never leaving the house, "loser".

You're fat.

Otto's_Jacket:
Whose the 'pathetic loser', greasy fingers? You actually admit you are a fat fark in your profile. Congrats on never leaving the house, "loser".

You're fat.

Pizza is delicious. That is all.

I like Pizza too, I had it for dinner.

sloppy shoes: Otto's_Jacket:
Whose the 'pathetic loser', greasy fingers? You actually admit you are a fat fark in your profile. Congrats on never leaving the house, "loser".

You're fat.

Pizza is delicious. That is all.


Where did I say that I didn't like pizza? What's with all the projecting in this thread?

Everyone that is for pizza say aye!

\eye!

Otto's_Jacket:
Where did I say that I didn't like pizza? What's with all the projecting in this thread?

You didn't. I wasn't projecting either. I was providing a defense for obesity. If you're going to struggle to maintain a medically acceptable weight- you might as well do it on something fabulous.

\eye!
\\see?

sloppy shoes: Otto's_Jacket:
Where did I say that I didn't like pizza? What's with all the projecting in this thread?

You didn't. I wasn't projecting either. I was providing a defense for obesity. If you're going to struggle to maintain a medically acceptable weight- you might as well do it on something fabulous.


Couldn't agree more. Carry on.

It's MILEY!!

/Somebody had to

Psychotropic: Remind me again why I'm supposed to hate Miley Cyrus.

I have a hard time keeping up with which celebrities I'm supposed to hate and why I'm supposed to hate them. Is there an official list somewhere?

Have you ever heard her "Sing"? That's why I dislike her.

She's going to be a pill popping icon for gay men?

I'm convinced: We are going to see the end of the world in our lifetimes.

Do they still make Blue Nun in convenient 5 gallon buckets?

Is there "a man that got away"?

My super friend, mega-homo-fag buddies need a few more details before they can commit to a new booze and pill distressed, child star icon.

After The Theater, The Gym, discussing food one will not eat and which is the hottest intern there are only a few hours left in the typical totaly gay day.

A quick synopsis: Miley Cyrus is an amazing wordsmith who will eventually become a serious drug and alcohol abuser like Judy Garland, and Psychotropic is fat. I mean really, really obese...in all seriousness this is a "things fold over other things" kind of fat. Nas-tay.

Winktologist: I'm convinced: We are going to see the end of the world in our lifetimes.

Miley Cyrus is only feuding with Radiohead, not the Jews.

Yeah, I can see her OD'ing.

The gay community frowns upon these shenannigans.

It isn't Miley Cyrus? I thought it wasn't going to be Anne Hathaway.

Winktologist: I'm convinced: We are going to see the end of the world in our lifetimes.

Oh please. Don't be so dramatic. The end of the human race, perhaps, civilization probably, but the world? It'll be fine. Probably better without us, actually.

My cousins live in Montana, and when I was visiting them, we went to Hannah. I lost my watch.

Psychotropic: Remind me again why I'm supposed to hate Miley Cyrus.

I have a hard time keeping up with which celebrities I'm supposed to hate and why I'm supposed to hate them. Is there an official list somewhere?

Hate is the default opinion. It's much easier to simply keep track of the ones we like, as there are far fewer of them.

Here is the list. Clip and save for future reference.

We like:

Christopher Walken
Wil Wheaton
Anyone who appeared in "Firefly"
Jerry Sadowitz
Mélissa Theuriau
the late Abe Vigoda
Natalie Portman

I think that is all.

dahmers love zombie: I just hope that Emily Osment is the one who does the nudie pics. In the Lola wig. Did I just type that out loud?

I really hope no one arrests your for saying that out loud. Not that I disagree with your views on the subject.

Psychotropic: Remind me again why I'm supposed to hate Miley Cyrus.

I have a hard time keeping up with which celebrities I'm supposed to hate and why I'm supposed to hate them. Is there an official list somewhere?

I've never watched any of her shows or heard her sing, so I'm not goting to judge her character or talents here. but the next Judy Garland? I seriously doubt it.

Miley Cyrus has an annoying voice, annoying accent, and an annoying personality.

I can't imagine what use Hollywood would have for her after Disney sends her off to Carousel when she turns 30 18.

Probably she'll have enough millions of dollars saved up by then to last the rest of her life, though, assuming it all doesn't go for heroin and crystal meth.

Next Judy Garland? So she'll be worshiped by homos after her death?

You should hate her because she's a packaged media product with no apparent talent and she's probably blown more money on shoes than you'll ever see in your life despite the fact that she only gets a tiny fraction of what disney makes off her.

That and she's related to Billy Ray Cyrus. Anyone within six degrees of separation to Achy Breaky Heart deserves to die.

Good Lord, I can't believe how fat Psychotropic is.

At this point, she's reasonably clean-scrubbed and (ostensibly) virginal. Made a slanty-eyed face that offended some VERY thin-skinned Asian sorts, but not a ton to hate yet. I give her about 18 months tops before she gets filmed with some dude's hands down her pants, Disney disowns her, the concert scene dries up, and Larry Flynt starts waving 7-figure offers at her for crotch shots on her 18th birthday. Hopefully she won't go that low that fast, but my money's on it. I just hope that Emily Osment is the one who does the nudie pics. In the Lola wig. Did I just type that out loud?

She's just turned 16, currently dating a 21y/o model and is already talking about living with him, settling down and having a family :P

IT'S JUDY!

/it's just not the same....

Rufus Does Miley At Carnegie Hall?

FredGarvin: Next Judy Garland? So she'll be worshiped by homos after her death?


FTFY

Looks like we'll have a good harvest next year

Gordon Bennett: Psychotropic: Remind me again why I'm supposed to hate Miley Cyrus.

I have a hard time keeping up with which celebrities I'm supposed to hate and why I'm supposed to hate them. Is there an official list somewhere?

Hate is the default opinion. It's much easier to simply keep track of the ones we like, as there are far fewer of them.

Here is the list. Clip and save for future reference.

We like:

Christopher Walken
Wil Wheaton
Anyone who appeared in "Firefly"
Jerry Sadowitz
Mélissa Theuriau
the late Abe Vigoda
Natalie Portman

I think that is all.

You forgot

Chris Hansen
Gemma Atkinson
EPL Soccer
SbB (in that "I hate it and will pay money to see it die" way)
Patrick Tribbett
Alison Stokke

Otto's_Jacket: Psychotropic: Otto's_Jacket: Because if the 16-year old girl down the street said, "Hey, I just wrote my 'mem-roars' or something...wanna read it?", you would probably think she was pretty young to be penning a friggin' autobiography

You see whatever this ignorant rant is as a reason to despise someone?
I can't even understand what the hell you're ranting about. Are you trying to say you hate Miley Cyrus because your 16 year old neighbor girl asked you to read her memoir and you don't feel that your neighbor has lived enough of a life to write a book that would be of interest to you?

Grow the fark up, you pathetic loser.

Yes, that is exactly what I'm trying to say. Even more so, I'm trying to confess that my neighbor DID write a book and dammit, it was BRILLIANT. I'm taking my anger out on Miley Cyrus because I will never, ever be the author that my neighbor is. Or something.

Dude, when did I say I "despised" her? In fact, did I ever say anything about hate at all? You are the one that interjected those words into the conversation. This is a website where people crap on famous people, many times for no reason at all. This is one of those times.

Whose the 'pathetic loser', greasy fingers? You actually admit you are a fat fark in your profile. Congrats on never leaving the house, "loser".

You're fat.

Excellent comeback. Round one to Otto's Jacket.

abigsmurf: Looks like we'll have a good harvest next year

Things are looking up! :D

Hau Ruck: It's MILEY!!

/Somebody had to

Nice.
Also, +1 for subby's train wreck of a sentence, which actually made me LOL.

"Are you a friend of Miley's?" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Psychotropic: Otto's_Jacket: Because if the 16-year old girl down the street said, "Hey, I just wrote my 'mem-roars' or something...wanna read it?", you would probably think she was pretty young to be penning a friggin' autobiography

You see whatever this ignorant rant is as a reason to despise someone?
I can't even understand what the hell you're ranting about. Are you trying to say you hate Miley Cyrus because your 16 year old neighbor girl asked you to read her memoir and you don't feel that your neighbor has lived enough of a life to write a book that would be of interest to you?

Grow the fark up, you pathetic loser.

Damn. I'm trying to find one of those "Maidens on the internet that I've saved: 230. Maidens on the internet that have rewarded me with sex: 0" images, but I'm coming up blank.

I came for pics of pizza, and left incredibly disappointed. Shame on you all.

sephjnr: You forgot

Chris Hansen
Gemma Atkinson
EPL Soccer
SbB (in that "I hate it and will pay money to see it die" way)
Patrick Tribbett
Alison Stokke

I haven't seen Alison in a while. How's she doing?

that is some good looking pizza

Why do I hate Miley?......her VOICE! Dear god! What is she 60? Sounds like she smokes 2 packs and slings back a fifth of whiskey every day. Don't think her career will last long as her voice will drop with age and become even more creepy.