I can't imagine any scenario in which this thread isn't awesome.

I dunno, maybe if it had the other thread's headline?

Just when I was running out of scenarios for the spank bank.

It's a win/win for everyone!

Oh, the article has an actual picture of them together!



/schwing!

Maybe Zooey is the girl that Katy Perry kissed, with the cherry chap stick.

/Giggity
//I'll be in my bunk

Katy Perry - overexposed attention whore of middling talent.
Zooey Deschanel - mega talented, underexposed actress/singer who deserves way more success than she has.

Simple, really.

Zooey is hotter but I thought this was a picture of her before I knew about katy perry.

/hotlinked

at least they don't mistake her for her sister Emily.

Zooey is the hotter Descanel sister.

Different nose and slightly different eyes.

Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.

Phoenix_M:
Zooey is the hotter Descanel sister.

That calls for swords at dawn, ye vile blackguard!

/It's Anna Friel >Emily D. > Zooey D.> Katy Perry

mhd: /It's Anna Friel >Emily D. > Zooey D.> Katy Perry

If put Zooey higher than Katy or vise versa, you're doing it wrong.
Mind you, I don't know what "it" is but what ever the case is, you're doing it wrong.

Wii.Tard:
If put Zooey higher than Katy or vise versa, you're doing it wrong.


Good point... best to put them both on top (of me)

Get them all together so they can have a kiss fight.

mhd: /It's Anna Friel >Emily D. > Zooey D.> Katy Perry

Emily D. needs to eat a sammich or two hundred.

/crazy vegans

I prefer Zooey



/would also like to be part of a Zooey/Katy sandwich

I think they need to have a wrestling match to see who gets to stay in Hollywood.

/in baby oil.
//or maybe chocolate pudding.
///mmm chocolate.
////slashies

The only advantage Katy Perry has over Zooey Descanel is her
lovely chesticalogical development.

Though they do look somewhat alike in the fact, that big difference
alone makes it absurd to get the two of them confused.

"The only similarity that we have is that we look a bit alike. I used to get, 'I heard you were out at such-and-such club drinking whiskey!' [when] I was at home watching TV."

I think the only way to avoid such mix-ups is to have them both in the same place at the same time, such as my bedroom, where I can keep tabs on them.

/logical
//delusional

Wii.Tard:
Mind you, I don't know what "it" is but what ever the case is, you're doing it wrong.

I'm getting too old for kooky musicians...

But seriously, am I the only one seeing Anna Friel as another point in this 'googly-eyed brunette' data set?

The macro says more than I ever could with so much more eloquence.



/hot-linked from a site obviously too gay to be mentioned

Honestly, it makes no difference to me who's who. I will take either one, or both, to go. Is there a two for one?
/fappity fap

Mentat: I can't imagine any scenario in which this thread isn't awesome.

And then someone brings up the fact she starred in The New Guy with D.J. Qualls.

/sorry to kill that boner, bro

mhd: Wii.Tard:
Mind you, I don't know what "it" is but what ever the case is, you're doing it wrong.

I'm getting too old for kooky musicians...

But seriously, am I the only one seeing Anna Friel as another point in this 'googly-eyed brunette' data set?

Non.

(Apparently, Lizzy Caplan is also an option.)

It's like doing twins except without that nagging incest issue...

Katy Perry's full name is Katherine Peritonitis.

True story.

/not really.
//got nuthin.
///Zoooooooeeeyyy... why must you torment me so?

Belltower: It's like doing twins except without that nagging incest issue...

I'm OK with it if the twins are OK with it.

What Tripp Johnston Private Eye thinks a boner killer might look like.



/Life outside of the closet; it's a brand new world.

Katy Perry has bigger bewbs

So, when is Zooey going to be on "Bones" for the "Brennan explores her bisexual side" B-plot storyline?

Mmmmmm...Zooey.

I would like to contribute some pictorials to this thread, but everything I have is wallpaper sized.

So I leave it up to you.

Yay or nay, gentlemen?

Aboleth: Katy Perry's full name is Katherine Peritonitis.

True story.

/not really.
//got nuthin.
///Zoooooooeeeyyy... why must you torment me so?

Katy Perry has a cat named Kitty Purry. That really is true.

Okay, here's an easy solution to the problem: Zooey can dye her hair blonde again. No more confusion.

/Thought she was hottest in Elf.

Mega Steve: I prefer Zooey



/would also like to be part of a Zooey/Katy sandwich

You know that's not Zooey?

Dont forget about her other twin.


hot linked for boners

Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.

I actually have prosopagnosia. I'm still waiting for our telethon. I'm much better at telling faces in photos apart than faces in real life. So I can see the differences between Kate and Zooey. Plus Zooey sings better.

I have five nicknames I use in real life. One for work. One for friends. One for family. Once for dealings with non-professionals (waiters, shop clerks, service station etc). One for dealings with professionals (lawyer, accountant, doctor etc). This way I know from where I know a person by how they address me. I'm okay at recognizing people I see frequently. I just don't have any long term memory for faces.

White girls with black hair and blue eyes are guilt's favorite.

Katy Perry is too HOT!

/I'd hit it like a single up the middle

I loved Zooey in HHGG, and that weird Oz movie.

katy does have a sweet rack. I think the internets should have a side by side comparison of their boobs so we can settle this.

Zooey is related to the chick from Bones?

/Boing!

Alphax: I loved Zooey in HHGG, and that weird Oz movie.

what about in Elf, shes smokin in that outfit. God the naughty things I would give her for christmas

/ho ho ho

You spelled her name wrong, submitter I'm pretty sure there's an "H" in there somewhere.

TheSweetness: I would like to contribute some pictorials to this thread, but everything I have is wallpaper sized.

So I leave it up to you.

Yay or nay, gentlemen?

yay

Links are fine, I could use new wallpaper

Britney Spear's Speculum: Different nose and slightly different eyes.

Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.

THIS! Oh wait, no. I was thinking of this. My bad.

She couldn't be cuter (new window)

bingo the psych-o: Britney Spear's Speculum: Different nose and slightly different eyes.

Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.

THIS! Oh wait, no. I was thinking of this. My bad.

when I worked in an emergency room I had to help treat someone with priapism, we used a needle... I think the needle had voodoo on it because I swear I could feel the pain watching that

moistD: Alphax: I loved Zooey in HHGG, and that weird Oz movie.

what about in Elf, shes smokin in that outfit. God the naughty things I would give her for christmas

/ho ho ho

OH Yeah! That had me thinkin thoughts naughtier than her being in a maids outfit