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(Some Guy) Amusing Zoooooey Descanel upset that everyone keeps on mistaking her for Katy Perry   (twentyfourbit.com) divider line 219
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Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 11:37:26 PM  
I can't imagine any scenario in which this thread isn't awesome.

 
Msol [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 11:46:16 PM  
I dunno, maybe if it had the other thread's headline?

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 11:55:15 PM  
Just when I was running out of scenarios for the spank bank.

 
skinbubble 2009-04-03 02:51:54 AM  
It's a win/win for everyone!

 
Winktologist [TotalFark] 2009-04-03 03:00:41 AM  
i73.photobucket.com

 
Winktologist [TotalFark] 2009-04-03 03:04:35 AM  
Oh, the article has an actual picture of them together!

farm4.static.flickr.com

/schwing!

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2009-04-03 04:39:34 AM  
Maybe Zooey is the girl that Katy Perry kissed, with the cherry chap stick.

/Giggity
//I'll be in my bunk

 
galactus5000 2009-04-03 05:19:15 AM  
Katy Perry - overexposed attention whore of middling talent.
Zooey Deschanel - mega talented, underexposed actress/singer who deserves way more success than she has.

Simple, really.

 
Mattevil 2009-04-03 05:21:49 AM  
Zooey is hotter but I thought this was a picture of her before I knew about katy perry.
www.thisiswonky.com
/hotlinked

 
Phoenix_M 2009-04-03 05:24:50 AM  
at least they don't mistake her for her sister Emily.

Zooey is the hotter Descanel sister.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-04-03 05:33:50 AM  
Different nose and slightly different eyes.

Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.

 
mhd 2009-04-03 05:40:51 AM  
Phoenix_M:
Zooey is the hotter Descanel sister.


That calls for swords at dawn, ye vile blackguard!

/It's Anna Friel >Emily D. > Zooey D.> Katy Perry

 
Wii.Tard 2009-04-03 05:49:06 AM  
mhd: /It's Anna Friel >Emily D. > Zooey D.> Katy Perry

If put Zooey higher than Katy or vise versa, you're doing it wrong.
Mind you, I don't know what "it" is but what ever the case is, you're doing it wrong.

 
OldRod 2009-04-03 06:11:54 AM  
Wii.Tard:
If put Zooey higher than Katy or vise versa, you're doing it wrong.


Good point... best to put them both on top (of me)

 
Phil Moskowitz 2009-04-03 06:23:54 AM  
Get them all together so they can have a kiss fight.

 
GWSuperfan 2009-04-03 06:25:46 AM  
mhd: /It's Anna Friel >Emily D. > Zooey D.> Katy Perry

Emily D. needs to eat a sammich or two hundred.

/crazy vegans

 
Mega Steve [TotalFark] 2009-04-03 06:35:13 AM  
I prefer Zooey

www.celebritywonder.com

/would also like to be part of a Zooey/Katy sandwich

 
DeadZone 2009-04-03 06:43:15 AM  
I think they need to have a wrestling match to see who gets to stay in Hollywood.

/in baby oil.
//or maybe chocolate pudding.
///mmm chocolate.
////slashies

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-04-03 06:54:25 AM  
The only advantage Katy Perry has over Zooey Descanel is her
lovely chesticalogical development.

Though they do look somewhat alike in the fact, that big difference
alone makes it absurd to get the two of them confused.

 
boonfarker 2009-04-03 07:06:58 AM  
"The only similarity that we have is that we look a bit alike. I used to get, 'I heard you were out at such-and-such club drinking whiskey!' [when] I was at home watching TV."

I think the only way to avoid such mix-ups is to have them both in the same place at the same time, such as my bedroom, where I can keep tabs on them.

/logical
//delusional

 
mhd 2009-04-03 07:09:54 AM  
Wii.Tard:
Mind you, I don't know what "it" is but what ever the case is, you're doing it wrong.


I'm getting too old for kooky musicians...

But seriously, am I the only one seeing Anna Friel as another point in this 'googly-eyed brunette' data set?

 
Tripp Johnston Private Eye 2009-04-03 07:18:30 AM  
The macro says more than I ever could with so much more eloquence.

www.narutomania.com

/hot-linked from a site obviously too gay to be mentioned

 
DubyaHater 2009-04-03 07:23:28 AM  
Honestly, it makes no difference to me who's who. I will take either one, or both, to go. Is there a two for one?
/fappity fap

 
Tripp Johnston Private Eye 2009-04-03 07:24:55 AM  
Mentat: I can't imagine any scenario in which this thread isn't awesome.

And then someone brings up the fact she starred in The New Guy with D.J. Qualls.

/sorry to kill that boner, bro

 
Rob Anybody 2009-04-03 07:33:08 AM  
mhd: Wii.Tard:
Mind you, I don't know what "it" is but what ever the case is, you're doing it wrong.

I'm getting too old for kooky musicians...

But seriously, am I the only one seeing Anna Friel as another point in this 'googly-eyed brunette' data set?


Non.

(Apparently, Lizzy Caplan is also an option.)

 
Belltower 2009-04-03 07:34:32 AM  
It's like doing twins except without that nagging incest issue...

i306.photobucket.com

 
Aboleth 2009-04-03 07:39:06 AM  
Katy Perry's full name is Katherine Peritonitis.

True story.

/not really.
//got nuthin.
///Zoooooooeeeyyy... why must you torment me so?

 
AngryDragon 2009-04-03 07:45:45 AM  
Belltower: It's like doing twins except without that nagging incest issue...

I'm OK with it if the twins are OK with it.

 
Tickle Mittens 2009-04-03 07:47:34 AM  
What Tripp Johnston Private Eye thinks a boner killer might look like.

www.hogrockcafe.com

/Life outside of the closet; it's a brand new world.

 
bulok 2009-04-03 07:48:00 AM  
Katy Perry has bigger bewbs

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-04-03 07:53:00 AM  
So, when is Zooey going to be on "Bones" for the "Brennan explores her bisexual side" B-plot storyline?

 
Fat Horny Black and Joe 2009-04-03 07:55:24 AM  
Mmmmmm...Zooey.

 
TheSweetness 2009-04-03 08:10:04 AM  
I would like to contribute some pictorials to this thread, but everything I have is wallpaper sized.

So I leave it up to you.

Yay or nay, gentlemen?

 
edronny 2009-04-03 08:13:26 AM  
Aboleth: Katy Perry's full name is Katherine Peritonitis.

True story.

/not really.
//got nuthin.
///Zoooooooeeeyyy... why must you torment me so?


Katy Perry has a cat named Kitty Purry. That really is true.

Okay, here's an easy solution to the problem: Zooey can dye her hair blonde again. No more confusion.

/Thought she was hottest in Elf.

 
Balrog1 2009-04-03 08:18:18 AM  
Mega Steve: I prefer Zooey



/would also like to be part of a Zooey/Katy sandwich


You know that's not Zooey?

 
sauwar 2009-04-03 08:20:58 AM  
Dont forget about her other twin.
www.adultdvdtalk.com

hot linked for boners

 
radioman_ 2009-04-03 08:30:57 AM  
Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.

I actually have prosopagnosia. I'm still waiting for our telethon. I'm much better at telling faces in photos apart than faces in real life. So I can see the differences between Kate and Zooey. Plus Zooey sings better.

I have five nicknames I use in real life. One for work. One for friends. One for family. Once for dealings with non-professionals (waiters, shop clerks, service station etc). One for dealings with professionals (lawyer, accountant, doctor etc). This way I know from where I know a person by how they address me. I'm okay at recognizing people I see frequently. I just don't have any long term memory for faces.

 
guilt by association 2009-04-03 08:39:39 AM  
White girls with black hair and blue eyes are guilt's favorite.

 
Riotboy 2009-04-03 08:40:36 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
Katy Perry is too HOT!

/I'd hit it like a single up the middle

 
Alphax 2009-04-03 08:43:09 AM  
I loved Zooey in HHGG, and that weird Oz movie.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2009-04-03 08:48:53 AM  
katy does have a sweet rack. I think the internets should have a side by side comparison of their boobs so we can settle this.

 
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse [TotalFark] 2009-04-03 08:51:19 AM  
Zooey is related to the chick from Bones?

/Boing!

 
moistD 2009-04-03 08:54:48 AM  
Alphax: I loved Zooey in HHGG, and that weird Oz movie.

what about in Elf, shes smokin in that outfit. God the naughty things I would give her for christmas

/ho ho ho

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-03 08:57:31 AM  
You spelled her name wrong, submitter I'm pretty sure there's an "H" in there somewhere.

 
IKillBugs 2009-04-03 08:57:56 AM  
TheSweetness: I would like to contribute some pictorials to this thread, but everything I have is wallpaper sized.

So I leave it up to you.

Yay or nay, gentlemen?


yay

Links are fine, I could use new wallpaper

 
bingo the psych-o 2009-04-03 09:03:35 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Different nose and slightly different eyes.

Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.


THIS! Oh wait, no. I was thinking of this. My bad.

 
Brown Sauce 2009-04-03 09:03:47 AM  

 
moistD 2009-04-03 09:05:05 AM  
bingo the psych-o: Britney Spear's Speculum: Different nose and slightly different eyes.

Other than that, I feel like I have prosopagnosia when I look at them.

THIS! Oh wait, no. I was thinking of this. My bad.


when I worked in an emergency room I had to help treat someone with priapism, we used a needle... I think the needle had voodoo on it because I swear I could feel the pain watching that

 
HappyFarker 2009-04-03 09:06:17 AM  
moistD: Alphax: I loved Zooey in HHGG, and that weird Oz movie.

what about in Elf, shes smokin in that outfit. God the naughty things I would give her for christmas

/ho ho ho


OH Yeah! That had me thinkin thoughts naughtier than her being in a maids outfit

 
tbookman 2009-04-03 09:06:20 AM  
img25.imageshack.us

 
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