"Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place,"

Go ahead. Imagine that in Hillary's voice.


/you're welcome.

Well, she did want to be called at 3 AM...

what_now: "Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place," I have some thick cankles for you baby, now imagine my teeth biting into you...yeah...

Barakku: Well, she did want to be called at 3 AM...

Nice.

"Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place," said a suggestive-sounding woman.

Ummmm... yeah. I'd like to see the economy fixed, the energy crisis fixed, the war ended, reasonable regulation in the public interest, Israel stand on its own two feet without our constant interfering, religious extremism ended, churches out of our classrooms... hey, how much per minute is this?

i've never gotten anything but phone sex when i've called her

Benevolent Misanthrope: Ummmm... yeah. I'd like to see the economy fixed, the energy crisis fixed, the war ended, reasonable regulation in the public interest, Israel stand on its own two feet without our constant interfering, religious extremism ended, churches out of our classrooms... hey, how much per minute is this?

$150,000,000,000,000?

what_now: Go ahead. Imagine that in Hillary's voice.

I just threw up all over the place. Thanks.

Isn't that always the case?

She's always been a stiffener:

what_now: Go ahead. Imagine that in Hillary's voice.


/you're welcome.

Awesome.

Bufu: She's always been a stiffener:

I think of her more like this:

So I guess Bill was answering the phones?

Personally, I got nothin' but I bet things are really gonna pick up in here...

Boner Killer.

Clintoned in the boobies.

what_now: "Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place,"

Go ahead. Imagine that in Hillary's voice.


/you're welcome.

So. hot.



/so. hot.

Well that's one way to try and pay back those campaign debts.

I think it would be far scarier if it happened the other way around

Came here for the Clinton nip slip, leaving disappointed.

I love the "what a telephone may look like" pic

Jesus, is every other phone number a sex line? I don't get how this sort of thing happens so often.

Where's Madeline Albright Tonight???

okay, nobody is allowed to use the words 'hillary clinton' and 'phone sex' in the same sentence ever again. that was not good to read.

apistat: Jesus, is every other phone number a sex line? I don't get how this sort of thing happens so often.

No, some of them are Texas-based groups that provide Christian education.

/Do you have any wholesome desires? If you feel like getting holy, then you came to the right place.

Phone sex lines still exist?

what_now: "Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place,"

Go ahead. Imagine that in Hillary's voice.


/you're welcome.

Instead of an orgasm, you get Hillary's cackle.

Corvus: Phone sex lines still exist?

Actually, Corvus here raises an interesting point...

/That's what she said?

Kevin Mitnick is part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?

Obnox: What Hillary's "O" face may look like.

Before the pantsuit.









/bet you didn't see that coming.

It took this long to finally greenlight the article?

Hello big boy, this is the Suckretary of State.

/All I could do on short notice.
//Turn head to vomit.

I paid the extra $5 and got Chelsea.

"Hey Honey... this is big daddy. I love those Cankles. So what's Miss Lewinski wearing tonight? You ever get that blue dress cleaned that's my favorite. I thought we could have some phone sex. You know - I can read to you from the Starr report, it's so steamy. What do you think baby? Hello? Are you there?"

"Bill god dammit it's Hill"

..............click

bychance: Obnox: What Hillary's "O" face may look like.

Before the pantsuit.

Sounds like a good title for a Memoir.

/you're right, I didn't see that coming

That's nothing. If you go through all the trouble to hack into Barack's blackberry and call him, you get raped by the Secret Service.

The Republicans, not to be outdone by Hillpr0n...



/Okay, fine, it's barely thematic. Sue me, I was inspired by the weird ad.

apistat Quote 2009-04-03 12:22:23 AM
Jesus, is every other phone number a sex line? I don't get how this sort of thing happens so often

I mis-dialed the tech support line for one of the pieces of equipment in my lab on Tuesday and got phone sex. Just one digit off.

1800-227-9770 vs 1800-277-9770

I think the phonesex line gets quite a few calls from people wondering how Hot Live Local Girls can help with their chromatography systems.

Upgrade my firmware, you sexy thang.

Falcc
That's nothing. If you go through all the trouble to hack into Barack's blackberry and call him, you get raped by the Secret Service.

Some of those guys are hot. I could be in to that. Do the suits stay on?

Another fark-up by a failed administration. Seriously, how can you libs defend this guy?

EL_FABREZ: Another fark-up by a failed administration. Seriously, how can you libs defend this guy?

Yawn...
2/10

hotter than the ads: Falcc
That's nothing. If you go through all the trouble to hack into Barack's blackberry and call him, you get raped by the Secret Service.

Some of those guys are hot. I could be in to that. Do the suits stay on?

Everything stays on, they're that goddamn good.

Obnox: What Hillary's "O" face may look like.

deepee: Where's Madeline Albright Tonight???


/Don't know but perhaps this old photoshop entry will suit your needs....

bychance: Obnox: What Hillary's "O" face may look like.

Before the pantsuit.

/bet you didn't see that coming.


/Hot, like... hot inbred hillbilly hot.....

Bill answered?

Xerxes99: deepee: Where's Madeline Albright Tonight???


/Don't know but perhaps this old photoshop entry will suit your needs....


I'm sorry but that is completely awful. Helen Thomas is not nearly as hot as Madeline Albright.

What a telephone in the White House (circa 1923) may look like:

i feel scared and cold

That is a pairing of words I never want to see together again.