Whatever, Reese. With your seal of approval, he's now on the road to rap stardom.

That'll amount to what, 2?

I wonder if Reese can afford it. Probably a Christmas gift for the gardener.

Oh thank god. I can now proceed with my day normally and even sleep tonight, knowing that that woman supports Joaquin on his venture.

Phoenix'

Shouldn't that be Phoeni'x?

/pet peave

Subby: Reese Witherspoon says she'll buy all Joaquin Phoenix' albums. Notice she uses the word "buy," not "listen"

That may be because "Reese Witherspoon says she'll listen all Joaquin Phoenix' albums." really makes no sense.

Let my life mistakes serve as a parable to you Reese...



$10 and half a listen later, brap realized, that yes, it was possible to love the Ramones too much.

I've never seen someone so devoted to a pratcial joke, which would be admirable if the thing was even remotely funny. Too bad it's not.

I'd buy Reese's used...uh...undergarments.

Yes please.

Looks like her forehead is just about ripe for a popping.

I'm sure she'll have at least one:

Gonz037: Looks like her forehead is just about ripe for a popping.

I read that as pooping....gross.

Albums not CDs? Guess she can use that chin of hers as the record player needle.

jefe414: Albums not CDs? Guess she can use that chin of hers as the record player needle.

It's a shelf for balls, get it right.

Scissor me timbers, babydoll. I'll wrap her getaway sticks in mine ANY day of the week.
/including Sundays.
//redundant for your pleasure.

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Subby: Reese Witherspoon says she'll buy all Joaquin Phoenix' albums. Notice she uses the word "buy," not "listen"

That may be because "Reese Witherspoon says she'll listen all Joaquin Phoenix' albums." really makes no sense.

I came here to say this.

I would penis her with enthusiasm.

ihatedumbpeople: I'd buy Reese's used...uh...undergarments.

Yes please.

That second pic? Not so much.

Wait, so the guy picked up a guitar for the first time 4 years ago, and I'm supposed to buy his album instead of albums by musicians who have been out there perfecting their trade for decades... why exactly?

/He played a country star once!
//Obviously he can now rap.

You guys know it's all an act right?

Pc Load Letter is correct on this one. Many penises would be coming her way. I never wanted to be Marky Mark's finger so much as that one scene on the ferris wheel in Fear.

She's how tall again? 4'10" or something?

Tiny people amuse me for some reason.

so if she buys them all, does that mean that there won't be any seen on store shelves?

Sarcastica75: Scissor me timbers, babydoll. I'll wrap her getaway sticks in mine ANY day of the week.
/including Sundays.
//redundant for your pleasure.

Came for pictures of Reese Witherspoon as June Carter.

Left Happy. Very, very happy.

PC LOAD LETTER: I would penis her with enthusiasm.

She has always made my pants fit funny.

There's something about Reese that both repulses and attracts me at the same time.

I would likely accept a proposition for sexual intercourse from her, but I wouldn't be happy about it.

PIck Flick?

I'll listen to it at her house then

Her chin would be sculpted down after a few hundred nut slaps.

radioman_ - you are sick, twisted, and BRILLIANT!