It may not at first, but it will.

Now, that's a funny headline.

No need, in NYC



Best burgers!!

Will the food give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack?

I'm surprised he's not opening an Italian Restaurant, but he'd probably have a bottle of white, a bottle of red and then make a scene.

jlawn001: Will the food give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack?

You oughta know by now.

jlawn001: Will the food give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack?

My joke was stolen

Only the good dine young.

/wait what?

Can I get a table near the street?

There's a lot of pressure PRESSURE involved with running a restaurant.


/Call it Uptown Grill

Uptown Grill?

Curses, Jakevol2!!

If the place is called Captain Jack's, I'll definitely be asking them to hold the special sauce.

"Waiter, I've been waiting for The Longest Time for my "We Didn't Start the Fire" roasted pepper sauce."

Heres their first ad:


In the middle of the...I go pooping in the (3X)
In the middle of the night, I go pooping in my sleep
From the mountains of fries, to a soda so deep.
I must be looking for something, something filling I lost
But the burger is wide, and it's too hard to eat
And even though I know my ass is wide
I walk down every evening and stand in the line
And try to eat to the opposite side
So I can finally find out what I've been hungering for
In the middle of the night, I go pooping in my sleep

*golf clap for subby*

Grill us some burgers
You're the patty man
Toast us some buns tonight

Well we're all in the mood for a double cheese
And you've got our eating some fries

rocinante721: No need, in NYC



Best burgers!!

Sigh. I miss New York.

Will there a pianist at 9:00 on a saturday?

Wasn't this chick on the first season of Top Chef? She's a hottie - pics please!

/worthless without

my sister will probably go, she's got a date
I'll just sit at home, and masturbate.

Is Padma Lakshmi going to replace Katie Lee after a year?

Joel is a douche, I hope she loses/spends all his money.

More likely they'll make a second fortune a la Paul Newman and I'll have to cross the street to get by the crowds in front of their chain stores the way I did in the 80's with the Hard Rock Cafes.

Had to be a big shot.

You made the rice, I made the gravy....

She won't change them to try and please you.

"idea is in the works" = talked about while drunk

/not holding breath

It will be called Glass Houses, you'll have to go through Turnstiles to enter and the best seats will be next to The Nylon Curtain.

Screw the burger joint. I got a tab at Zanzibar.

/has neither the old man's car nor a jazz guitar

Will this be an uptown grill?

Grillintown is the best I can come up with.

Billy, are the burgers ready yet?

No, we didn't start the fire.

Jakevol2: Call it Uptown Grill

Win!

rocinante721: No need, in NYC



Best burgers!!

You really oughta try any of the following:

Shake Shack
Schiller's Liquor Bar
P.J. Clarke's
Corner Bistro
JG Melon's

Just don't blink, the waiters will leave their tables.

Eddie Adams from Torrance

Can I get a table near the street?

I'll treat you to a bottle of red, bottle of white, or perhaps a bottle of rosé instead?

unalias: rocinante721: No need, in NYC



Best burgers!!

You really oughta try any of the following:

Shake Shack
Schiller's Liquor Bar
P.J. Clarke's
Corner Bistro
JG Melon's

I would like to add The Spotted Pig

Man, don't they realize Vienna (dogs) waits for them?

/screw you, always liked that song

Just The Way You Artichoke Dip.

Kudos to
edip1976 2009-04-02 01:12:12 PM You made the rice, I made the gravy....

LOL

It all depends upon your appetite.

I think it's good that Billy Joel is opening a restaurant, and is finally going to prove that there's a place in the world for the hungry young man.

Is it in a town known as Oyster Bay, Long Island?

Maybe called, Billy the Kid's?

So it's going a Shake Shack clone? Which is pretty much a clone of Bay Burger as it is. There comes a point where you are so far removed from a source that to call it derivative becomes pointless.

Obligatory

The food might be okay, but the bar just closed, and the windows never open.

deadsanta wrote:

"Joel is a douche, I hope she loses/spends all his money."

Really? Please regaile us all with your tales of Mr. Joel's epic douchebaggery... Since you obviously know him personally, and all.