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(Starpulse) Unlikely Destiny's Child to reunite and record one final album because Beyonce feels bad for leaving her two friends behind while she became a mega-superstar. Just kidding, they're still under contract to their record label   (starpulse.com) divider line 19
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kinshane [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:29:10 AM  
I would smash on Michelle Williams in front of my wife, so the fact that she and Beyondtalent are together again is okay by me.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:42:22 AM  
A million reasons why all dinosaurs must (will) die

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-02 07:43:25 AM  
Kelly needs short hair again; that was awesome.

 
CarnySaur 2009-04-02 08:12:25 AM  
They should record a song about strong, independent, single ladies.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-04-02 08:13:55 AM  
Lets hope we get something like 'Metal Machine Music' out of the children of destiny.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 08:16:30 AM  
CarnySaur: They should record a song about strong, independent, single ladies.

Can it be about Chris Brown too?

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sinanju 2009-04-02 09:11:06 AM  
lavonardo.net

 
Sirsky 2009-04-02 09:18:14 AM  
CarnySaur: They should record a song about strong, independent, single ladies.

Either that or about strong, independent women getting men to pay all their bills.

 
rocky_howard 2009-04-02 09:20:17 AM  
What's up with their name anyway?

Destiny's Child? The Child of Destiny (as in a woman named Destiny) or The Child of Destiny (as in fate), but what does that have to do with any of them? Where's the relation? Did they meant to write Destiny's Children maybe?

 
like tears in rain 2009-04-02 09:26:23 AM  
rocky_howard is going to be really confused when he finds out that the singer of The Cranes isn't very tall at all. Or that that guy from Nirvana wasn't very happy at all. Or that The Police never arrested any criminals or that Dire Straits are doing quite well or...

 
jedzxor 2009-04-02 09:44:03 AM  
"Gentlemen, our hopes is restored!!"

-Captain Barbosa

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-04-02 10:31:10 AM  
contracts are a B.

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-04-02 10:36:45 AM  
They should title it Here, My Dear

Even better, they should just rerecord Here, My Dear

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-02 10:55:31 AM  
I'd just like to point out that I actually saw them in concert (opening for Wyclef and Busta RHymes) and thought they were farking terrible.


/of course, the rest of the world disagreed and bought all their crap.

 
atowntommy 2009-04-02 11:47:13 AM  
Contractual obligation, eh?
Good: Take rough mixes; of earlier songs, add crowd noise and voila, a more legitimate live album than Britney Spears could ever muster.

Cheap, fast and gets the job done.

Better: Have a live band do the songs and overdub the vocals, add crowd noise and voila, a better live album than Kiss could muster up.

Best: Record an album of R&B standards, add crown noise....

okay, I'm cynical but the post humous live album has gotten many a band off the hook.

They are great singers and all but the material hasn't been exactly timeless.

 
LewDux 2009-04-02 01:12:48 PM  
rocky_howard: What's up with their name anyway?

Destiny's Child? The Child of Destiny (as in a woman named Destiny) or The Child of Destiny (as in fate), but what does that have to do with any of them? Where's the relation? Did they meant to write Destiny's Children maybe?


It's from Bible

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2009-04-02 04:52:22 PM  
Whatever gets me more Kelly Rowland is fine with me.

 
darch 2009-04-02 10:53:58 PM  
Whatever gets me more Kelly Rowland is fine with me.

Farking THIS. KR is SO much more unbeLIEVEably hot than Beyonce, it's not even funny.

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2009-04-03 12:34:19 AM  
darch: Whatever gets me more Kelly Rowland is fine with me.

Farking THIS. KR is SO much more unbeLIEVEably hot than Beyonce, it's not even funny.


YES! Finally, someone who understands! I like (and would wreck) Beyonce just fine, but Kelly is the hottest woman of all the women who've been in the group.

 
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