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(Huffington Post) Stupid Rush Limbaugh is petrified that Obama may give Gordon Brown "Anal Poisoning"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 194
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Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:44:01 PM  
This man is obsessed with the ass.

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:45:18 PM  
Says more about Limbaugh than anyone else.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:49:00 PM  
Says the man with untreatable verbal diarrhea.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:49:19 PM  
anal poisoning?

That's the best Rush could come up with?

how about rectal scurvy?

or anal leeches?

or anal boils?

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:49:35 PM  
I think I can speak for the entire civilized world when I say "WTF."

 
006andahalf 2009-04-01 11:51:27 PM  
brainiac-dumdum: how about rectal scurvy?

I lol'd

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:56:14 PM  
Let's see, this posted to TF 11 minutes ago, so I give it about than 9 more minutes before an apologist shows up in here.

 
SusanIvanova [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:03:46 AM  
Usually, when some public figure says something retarded, I can at least figure out what they were trying to get at, no matter how inelegantly phrased. But what the hell is "anal poisoning" even supposed to be? Is socialism an anal poison or something?

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2009-04-02 12:14:00 AM  
Because if ANYONE would know about "anal poisoning"...

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:14:38 AM  
phantom rectum syndrome

restless anus syndrome

dry anus

rectal spiders

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:16:41 AM  
Seriously, the man loves ass. First it was "bend over and grab your ankles", then it was "butt boy", now "anal poisoning". Give the man some meth and a strap-on so that he can get past this.

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:16:59 AM  
In the name of all that is unholy, WTF is "anal poisoning"??? Some kind of enema laced with arsenic and polonium?

 
IrateShadow [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:21:20 AM  
He talks about anal enough to make a gay man blush.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:25:34 AM  
Is anal obsession a side effect of Oxycontin addiction?

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:28:49 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: Is anal obsession a side effect of Oxycontin addiction?

It is a known side effect of banging Dominican boys.

 
Scrophulous Barking Duck 2009-04-02 12:32:56 AM  
I would never have believed this without the audio clip. I would have thought it was an April Fools joke.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:33:11 AM  
GAT_00: brainiac-dumdum: Is anal obsession a side effect of Oxycontin addiction?

It is a known side effect of banging Dominican boys.


maybe he caught "anal poisoning" while there, and is now an expert on the matter.

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:39:26 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: Is anal obsession a side effect of Oxycontin addiction?

Well, a nasty case of anal warts was how he dodged the draft, so he's been a buttfreak since at least the 1960s.

 
burndtdan 2009-04-02 12:54:15 AM  
not possible, brown has an anal bum cover.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 12:59:00 AM  
burndtdan: not possible, brown has an anal bum cover.

but he also sees:

i278.photobucket.com

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 01:27:32 AM  
i236.photobucket.com

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 01:34:22 AM  
NO NOT ANOTHER LIMBAUGH THREAD!!!!!

civilizer.files.wordpress.com

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 01:55:35 AM  
FINALLY!!! A subject Rush Limpdick is qualified to pontificate on.

DOOOOOOO go on, butthurt dude.

Should we drug them before we rape them or drug th.... I'm going to far, you tell us, Sir.

 
StreetlightInTheGhetto 2009-04-02 02:18:32 AM  
Sgt Otter: brainiac-dumdum: Is anal obsession a side effect of Oxycontin addiction?

Well, a nasty case of anal warts was how he dodged the draft, so he's been a buttfreak since at least the 1960s.


That can't be true... okay, Wiki, do your thing:

Draft status

Limbaugh's birthdate was ranked as 175 in the Vietnam War draft lottery. No one was drafted above 125. He was classified as "1-Y" (later reclassified "4-F") due to either a football knee injury or a diagnosis of Pilonidal disease.[8][4]


Huh. What do you know. You learn something new every day.

/I suggest you don't look up "Pilonidal disease" on Wiki. It's not a pretty picture.
//I mean literally
///It is a medical condition, and it does, in fact, involve the ass

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 02:43:00 AM  
IrateShadow: He talks about anal enough to make a gay man blush.

In fairness, Anne Coulter is likewise obsessed with teh ghey. It's the benchmark of the Kook Right, because gays don't have real rights, and thus it's open season.

Of course, Limbaugh is likewise obsessed with showing exactly how comfortable he is where he is, by dipping into the well of misogyny as well.

It shows the things he doesn't fear. Of course, those things talked about most, usually exist least, so I'd say that as a chubby fellow with a history of failed relationships, he might be trying to overcompensate on both issues.

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 02:47:32 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: anal boils?

I see what you did there.

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 02:54:33 AM  
MacEnvy: Let's see, this posted to TF 11 minutes ago, so I give it about than 9 more minutes before an apologist shows up in here.

He's a brilliant satirist! He's only mocking the sacred cows of the PC Left! Seeing as who's commenting here, all I can say is that if he's pissing you off he's doing something right!

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 03:44:29 AM  
House of Tards: MacEnvy: Let's see, this posted to TF 11 minutes ago, so I give it about than 9 more minutes before an apologist shows up in here.

He's a brilliant satirist! He's only mocking the sacred cows of the PC Left! Seeing as who's commenting here, all I can say is that if he's pissing you off he's doing something right!


besides...he's JUST an entertainer...

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 04:59:40 AM  
Let's see.

1. Misogynist: hates women
2. Overly preoccupied with anal
3. Use of gay slang ("butt boy")
4. Never seen without a handy phallic object as an oral fixation (cigars)
5. Does a lot of drugs and eats a lot, perhaps trying to satisfy another void in his life, or as a reaction to self-loathing
6. Obsessed with gay people, (negatively) and with STDs, including AIDS
7. Emphasizes stereotypical masculinity, especially relating to military service.

What do you think?

 
Biological Ali 2009-04-02 05:03:40 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: phantom rectum syndrome

restless anus syndrome

dry anus

rectal spiders


Heh... reminds me of the side-effects of those 'Prescott Pharmaceuticals' products from Colbert's "Cheating Death" segments.

 
The Dog Ate The Constitution 2009-04-02 05:08:51 AM  
bobbette: Let's see.

1. Misogynist: hates women
2. Overly preoccupied with anal
3. Use of gay slang ("butt boy")
4. Never seen without a handy phallic object as an oral fixation (cigars)
5. Does a lot of drugs and eats a lot, perhaps trying to satisfy another void in his life, or as a reaction to self-loathing
6. Obsessed with gay people, (negatively) and with STDs, including AIDS
7. Emphasizes stereotypical masculinity, especially relating to military service.

What do you think?


Forgot to mention he can't hold a steady relationaship with women, or being clean. EH HUR HUR HUR

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-04-02 05:10:43 AM  
Just have a heart-attack already.

 
PartTimeBuddha 2009-04-02 05:18:08 AM  
The Dog Ate The Constitution: bobbette: Let's see.

1. Misogynist: hates women
2. Overly preoccupied with anal
3. Use of gay slang ("butt boy")
4. Never seen without a handy phallic object as an oral fixation (cigars)
5. Does a lot of drugs and eats a lot, perhaps trying to satisfy another void in his life, or as a reaction to self-loathing
6. Obsessed with gay people, (negatively) and with STDs, including AIDS
7. Emphasizes stereotypical masculinity, especially relating to military service.

What do you think?

Forgot to mention he can't hold a steady relationaship with women, or being clean. EH HUR HUR HUR


His suits are also quite nice and he has shown real pizzaz in his choice of ties.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 05:19:50 AM  
Rush Limbaugh is an asshole.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 05:21:29 AM  
PartTimeBuddha: His suits are also quite nice and he has shown real pizzaz in his choice of ties.

Well, you would expect someone as gay as him to have good fashion sense. In all likeliness it is his greatest (and possibly only) talent.

 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 05:23:01 AM  
www.rushlimbaugh.com

And welcome back to The Rush Limbaugh Show. You see what the problem with the Democrats is? The other day, I went to this website called Fark dot com. It's a lunatic house for the nut fringe. And I go into this thread, and they're saying something about "anal poisoning", and that I enjoy talking about the butt, or something, I don't know. But here's the problem: For years and years and years, the Democrats have complained that "Ohhhh, the Republicans don't have any ideas, my butt hurts, wahhhh." And now, here I see a bunch of Democrats who can't do anything but make fun of the opposition. Well, let me ask you Democrats: Where were you in opposition, when Bill Clinton sowed the seeds of this financial meltdown? Where were you in opposition, when you voted us into the Iraq War? Where were you in opposition, when Barack Obama put this country on the road to financial ruin? It seems the only things that you, the Democrats, can oppose is motherhood and the American flag. This is The Rush Limbaugh Show, I'll take your calls after this word from our sponsors.

 
0Icky0 2009-04-02 05:28:27 AM  
Mike_LowELL: It seems the only things that you, the Democrats, can oppose is motherhood and the American flag.

And apple pie. We hates it.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 05:30:51 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: PartTimeBuddha: His suits are also quite nice and he has shown real pizzaz in his choice of ties.

Well, you would expect someone as gay as him to have good fashion sense. In all likeliness it is his greatest (and possibly only) talent.


No, Rush is decidedly unfashionable. Rush tends to wear loose polo shirts and fugly "interesting" ties if he's wearing a button-down shirt, right?

But most gays aren't any more fashionable than the general public... especially older bears.

 
PartTimeBuddha 2009-04-02 05:41:31 AM  
bobbette:
No, Rush is decidedly unfashionable. Rush tends to wear loose polo shirts and fugly "interesting" ties if he's wearing a button-down shirt, right?


I note the button-down collar in the above photograph. What are they for? What is everyone afraid of?

 
The Numbers 2009-04-02 05:45:14 AM  
eqtworld:

Palin 2012

And that means 2 term Obama is a sure thing.


Unless Obama screws up his first term. In recent times the choice for President has gone from one extreme to the other; the new pick reflecting a distrust of the style of the old pick. When smooth-talking Bill Clinton was in power, his leadership was marred by the lies he told, so the electorate went for the opposite in the simpleton Bush, a man perceived to be genial but without the intelligence to deceive.

After 8 years of his thoughtless incompetence, they turn to the person who is most unlike him; Barack Obama, an inspirational visionary.

But if he fails to deliver on his vision, where do you suppose the electorate would turn next? Another high-minded Democrat, or a home-spun Republican?

 
Random Reality Check 2009-04-02 05:46:38 AM  
Ah the undisputed voice and default leader of the Republican base speaks. These are the people who put the previous administration in power and kept them there.

However, every single problem this world now faces is the Democrats' fault 100%. They were the ones who drove the economy to failure by blocking the attempts to reduce taxes on the rich (the people who make all good things happen, God bless them) while forcing money to be spent of the poor. It was the Democrats who caused 9/11 and undermined our efforts to kill terrorists even going as far as to release confidential picture taken from top secret facilities where critical information was being extracted from people who didn't have any. But worst of all, these liberals were the people who took a perfect, moral just society and transformed it into one that worships torture all due to Hollywood's fascination with liberal television programming like 24.

 
Tor_Eckman [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 05:47:04 AM  
Mike_LowELL: And welcome back to The Rush Limbaugh Show. You see what the problem with the Democrats is? The other day, I went to this website called Fark dot com. It's a lunatic house for the nut fringe. And I go into this thread, and they're saying something about "anal poisoning", and that I enjoy talking about the butt, or something, I don't know. But here's the problem: For years and years and years, the Democrats have complained that "Ohhhh, the Republicans don't have any ideas, my butt hurts, wahhhh." And now, here I see a bunch of Democrats who can't do anything but make fun of the opposition. Well, let me ask you Democrats: Where were you in opposition, when Bill Clinton sowed the seeds of this financial meltdown? Where were you in opposition, when you voted us into the Iraq War? Where were you in opposition, when Barack Obama put this country on the road to financial ruin? It seems the only things that you, the Democrats, can oppose is motherhood and the American flag. This is The Rush Limbaugh Show, I'll take your calls after this word from our sponsors.

i331.photobucket.com

 
Crocodilly_Pontifex [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 05:53:04 AM  
You know, every time i hear the latest piece of trash from this human dumpster, and he defiles someones name, I get the impression that he has a crush on them, and hopes something like this occurs someday:static.crooksandliars.com

 
Phil Moskowitz 2009-04-02 06:21:14 AM  
He needs to keep it down to two handfuls before air time.

 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 06:30:21 AM  
img.wonkette.com
Sometimes a cigar is just a Freudian substitute for a huge black cock.

/thank you Wonkette

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 07:04:56 AM  
hillbillypharmacist: Sometimes a cigar is just a Freudian substitute for a huge black cock.

/thank you Wonkette


You make me miss George Carlin: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Yeah, and sometimes it's a big brown dick!"

\sigh
\\RIP George.

 
The Numbers 2009-04-02 07:10:06 AM  
hillbillypharmacist: Sometimes a cigar is just a Freudian substitute for a huge black cock.

Limbaugh is a pathetic hack, so pathetic in fact that he should have been ended years ago. That the left have failed to do this suggests either that having someone on the right to vilify provides a comfortable distraction from the shortcomings on their own side, or that deep down they agree with some of what he says but lack the courage to admit it.

Either way, the 'OMG he's secretly gay' lines are basically a means of avoiding the issues, and display all the sophistication of a snickering schoolboy.

 
Eddie Barzoom 2009-04-02 07:16:09 AM  
The Numbers:
Limbaugh is a pathetic hack, so pathetic in fact that he should have been ended years ago. That the left have failed to do this suggests either that having someone on the right to vilify provides a comfortable distraction from the shortcomings on their own side, or that deep down they agree with some of what he says but lack the courage to admit it.

Either way, the 'OMG he's secretly gay' lines are basically a means of avoiding the issues, and display all the sophistication of a snickering schoolboy.

::snicker::

Yes, why can't we soberly and without jaundice deal with the important issues that Rush is putting on the table, like "which world leader is going to give the other anal poisoning"?

 
Eddie Barzoom 2009-04-02 07:16:53 AM  
Sometimes a coding error is just a coding error.

 
The Numbers 2009-04-02 07:31:10 AM  
Eddie Barzoom: The Numbers:
Limbaugh is a pathetic hack, so pathetic in fact that he should have been ended years ago. That the left have failed to do this suggests either that having someone on the right to vilify provides a comfortable distraction from the shortcomings on their own side, or that deep down they agree with some of what he says but lack the courage to admit it.

Either way, the 'OMG he's secretly gay' lines are basically a means of avoiding the issues, and display all the sophistication of a snickering schoolboy.

::snicker::

Yes, why can't we soberly and without jaundice deal with the important issues that Rush is putting on the table, like "which world leader is going to give the other anal poisoning"?


Granted the language he used gave plenty of fodder to those who desperately fantasise about him being gay, but the serious point is that world leaders are all trying to play on Obama's popularity, and also his relative naivete, to secure the best result for themselves and their countries. The issue is whether Obama is strong enough to ensure America isn't taken advantage of; but apparently people are too busy pointing and laughing at Rush to pay attention.

 
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