+1 subby, I lol'ed...

How the fark would she know if it's twue?

Benevolent Misanthrope: How the fark would she know if it's twue?
Must've plied him with schnitzengruben

Please, he is NOT from Havana1!

Oh, my, Modmins...a little stingy tonight. That headline's great!

More schnitzengrubens, please!

/Not subby
//Subby only pawn in game of life

She's making a German spectacle of herself.

Highroller48: More schnitzengrubens, please!

kmmontandon: She's making a German spectacle of herself.

???


/hot, bt small

"Hows things in the CLEAN world?"

NO TEETH!!! Dammit, don't make me tell you again.

NecoConeco: Highroller48: More schnitzengrubens, please!

15's my limit on schnitzengruben!

this is a repeat...

it's from the campaign.

Those schnitzengrubens can wipe you out.

burndtdan: this is a repeat...

it's from the campaign.


Shhhh ... it's a good headline. Let it go.

Merkel sounds like a dirty word.

When I think of a merkel, I think of a dick-fart. If such a thing is possible.

Wait I thought the conservatives all told me he was ill-prepared, that he was incompetent and a bad gift-giver and he'd wreck our standing. It would seem the world leaders quite like him, and we might get cooperation from places like Iran and Russia to further our interests. Only a competent, nay, good leader might get that sort of reaction!

This leads one to think the conservatives are a load of shyte-eaters.

Is this some kind of German gaffe payback for the infamous masage?
Or perhaps a personal message to Dubyah?

saintstryfe: Wait I thought the conservatives all told me he was ill-prepared, that he was incompetent and a bad gift-giver and he'd wreck our standing. It would seem the world leaders quite like him, and we might get cooperation from places like Iran and Russia to further our interests. Only a competent, nay, good leader might get that sort of reaction!

This leads one to think the conservatives are a load of shyte-eaters.

Okay, to be completely honest, the gifts the new administration has been handing out lately have been shiat. Wrong region DVD's, buttons with shiatty spelling, and a farking iPod for a 83 year old lady.

Apart from that, Big O seems to be holding up internationally so far.

Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

I bet as long as Obama doesn't do this our relations with Germany will improve over the coming years.

/Hopes we don't get word of Queen Elizabeth giving Obama an evil stare either

An old story, but any excuse for Blazing Saddles quotes..

hey shotzy.... why don't you uhh.... loosen your bullets?

He said the president is near!

Hey boys! Lookie what i've got-a here

tatasm: Hey boys! Lookie what i've got-a here

And now for my next impression: JESSE OWENS!

/That line is eerily appropriate for this thread

CHEER for subby

First red, then green?

What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

He is NOT from Havana, baby.

Once you go black, you never go back!

So a guy and girl get engaged. Their entire relationship they never slept together. When the bride to be asked about this the groom to be said that it was because he was built like a baby. So the woman accepted this as the answer. On their wedding night the couple is together in their hotel suite and the groom disrobes. and the bride lets out an ear piercing scream. She points at his unit and says "What is that? You told me you were built like a baby." He said "I know, 8 pounds 6 ounces and 21 and half inches long"

Where the German women at?

That teutonic twat!

Came for the Blazing Saddles references, oh so satisfied. Oh it's twue IT TWWUUUUEEEEE.

Merkel was the name of the ugly girl in school.

They said he was hung.

And they was right.

Inigo_Montoya: They said he was hung.

And they was right.

saintstryfe: This leads one to think persist in thinking the conservatives are a load of shyte-eaters.

FTFY

It's not like there hasn't been plenty of evidence going back to Goldwater and beyond.

gsiofa: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Baby, that's my arm.

Isn't Merkel the German word for Pubic Hairpiece?

/ I keed.
// Nuthin but luv for ya, Ange.

i bet she wouln't mind getting her hands on his home grown Chicago Black Snake.



lol


acht, Barack, your Schnitzel is zo big!!

This is really one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. Who says a world leader is "physically well-equipped"? Geez.

PC LOAD LETTER: This is really one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. Who says a world leader is "physically well-equipped"? Geez.

Reporter to President Obama "Damn Boy they said you was hung"

Obama in response " And they was right" grabs self.

/Which Obama is she talking about?

kmmontandon: burndtdan: this is a repeat...

it's from the campaign.


Shhhh ... it's a good headline. Let it go.

i didn't farkback about it, i just pointed it out.

Xerxes99 is gay, it's the only answer that fits.

Kurmudgeon: Xerxes99 is gay, it's the only answer that fits.

I can think of another one. It involves a tiny wiener and a fear of fully developed lady parts.

What a nice guy!