Indeed.

It's been a while, but still not long enough.

It's been done.

someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

This is even funnier when you are wasted.

We need 4-day work weeks with shorter hours and more pay.

What's the deal with the headline? I've seen it before, but it's one meme I don't know the origin of. Can one of you motherfarkers fill me in?

Who wrote the header, George Bush?

/Yeah, WTF?
//Submitter had a 3 day school week when growing up?

Well, sure, when you put it that way...

That never get old. Thanks.

Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again" (new window)

Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

The original is TF-only:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

Pechorin: What's the deal with the headline? I've seen it before, but it's one meme I don't know the origin of. Can one of you motherfarkers fill me in?

Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

Stoker: Who wrote the header, George Bush?

/Yeah, WTF?
//Submitter had a 3 day school week when growing up?

Shyah!

Well, at least this time it was as relevant as possible to the article.

CtrlAltDelete: Pechorin: What's the deal with the headline? I've seen it before, but it's one meme I don't know the origin of. Can one of you motherfarkers fill me in?

Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

Stoker: Who wrote the header, George Bush?

/Yeah, WTF?
//Submitter had a 3 day school week when growing up?

Shyah!

TOTAL FARK ONLY!!! RAWRRRRRRRRGARBLLLEEE!!! I feel so left out...

/cue any "welcome to fark" pictures

Pechorin: TOTAL FARK ONLY!!! RAWRRRRRRRRGARBLLLEEE!!! I feel so left out...

That thread made that month's $5 very much worth it.

dgc360: Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again" (new window)

crypticsatellite: Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

The original is TF-only:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

For us non T-Fers can someone explain this?

//or sponsor me

Stop.

To those who still don't get it, it was a pretty hilarious submission to TF several years ago. Someone posted the original headline in the thread already. The headline was funny and the comments were gold. This was back when TF was actually kind of worth the money.

Oh yes, April fools' would not be complete without a teaser headline promising a bounty of amusing, nubile virgins insider jokes available at your beck and call...only in TOTALFARKLAND!

Eunuch Provocateur: For us non T-Fers can someone explain this?

A long time ago, someone submitted a link to a story with a crazy ass headline that was so ridiculously insane, people commented in the thread trying to figure out what the hell it even meant. It was just ridiculous. Then some guys ride up to a ranch in the middle of the desert. They slowly approach the door. They storm inside. Tuco is pushed out the window, rushes back in and kills them. Meanwhile, Angel Eyes approaches a boy riding a donkey powering a mill. The boy runs inside his house. Angel Eyes exchanges words with Stevens, who offers him information and gold to kill he who paid Angel Eyes to kill him. Angel Eyes kills him anyway and takes the money.

Tuco walks in the desert, when three bounty hunters surround him.

Blondie lights his cigar.

It gets even better after that.

Could someone link to the story from the original headline so liters can understand the context?

/because I've never been able to understand the context you see.

Eunuch Provocateur: dgc360: Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again" (new window)

crypticsatellite: Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

The original is TF-only:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

For us non T-Fers can someone explain this?

//or sponsor me

Someone once submitted this exact headline with a link. Yes, really.

It was widely hailed as the worst headline ever. And a cliche was born ...

crypticsatellite: Pechorin: TOTAL FARK ONLY!!! RAWRRRRRRRRGARBLLLEEE!!! I feel so left out...

That thread made that month's $5 very much worth it.

Your simple arguments can't sway me!!111eleventyone

English, motherfarker! Do you speak it?!

Original link (new window)

Perhaps the worst headline in recorded history.

/-1
//Yes, I know the back story.

I get it now, the R-tardation of the headline achieved absurdist humor brilliance

As for the article at hand... welcome to France?

/Got nuttin

Action Replay Nick: This was back when TF was actually kind of worth the money.

Sounds like someone's trolling for a sponsorship.

I think the real question here is "how is babby formed?"

I was thinking of this meme just a couple of hours ago.

It's sad that my brain has TF and I don't. :(

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: This was back when TF was actually kind of worth the money.

Sounds like someone's trolling for a sponsorship.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: This was back when TF was actually kind of worth the money.

Sounds like someone's trolling for a sponsorship.

Oops, don't know what happened there, April fools maybe? Anyhow, what I meant to say was..

Nah, I had a lot of fun there, but after a couple years it seemed like it turned into a neverending cacophony of people trying to out-lame-dickbowl-joke each other and jus got really repetitive. Maybe it's thinned out and become fun again, but I feel like I've been released for time served.

Action Replay Nick: Nah, I had a lot of fun there, but after a couple years it seemed like it turned into a neverending cacophony of people trying to out-lame-dickbowl-joke each other and jus got really repetitive

"Turned into?" If you ignore TFD and the people who live there, it's OK.

I had sworn off these godawful headlines, but I swear to all that is wonderful, I can't quit 'em.

They get me every time.

/+1

Tired . Caught sayof lame, old and tired. Subby declares self tired and stale. Fark Looking for SOMETHING NEW AS A HEADLINE. -OR- "Christ, this is so stale and tired, can we move on already?"

40below: "Turned into?" If you ignore TFD and the people who live there, it's OK.

What else is there to TF besides TFD?

/Loved me some Anon-DIT

ruthlessliberal: What else is there to TF besides TFD?

First!

I like the "YOU habe pizza for me," one.

Stoker 2009-04-01 10:01:37 PM
Who wrote the header, George Bush?

Nah. It's the latest from Barry's TelePrompTer.

Either way, the 4-day workweek means that companies, government and businesses have found a way to end-run around union hour requirements for working hours.

Homero_G: Tired . Caught sayof lame, old and tired. Subby declares self tired and stale. Fark Looking for SOMETHING NEW AS A HEADLINE. -OR- "Christ, this is so stale and tired, can we move on already?"

You need something new. Something unexpected. Something new to haunt your sleep...


/img iz hizzle

Eunuch Provocateur: dgc360: Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again" (new window)

crypticsatellite: Christian Bale: someone link to the origin of this business...i once knew but I forgot.

The original is TF-only:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

For us non T-Fers can someone explain this?

//or sponsor me

Whamdangler actually deciphered this:

"Caught say" was part of a cut and paste that was supposed to have been deleted.

There are two stories this morning, both from Florida, one about a woman who says "See what I can do", and falls off a 2nd floor balcony while doing a handstand. She died. This story is on CNN. This story, from the St. Petersburg Times is about a man doing the same thing. He is not dead. The submitter is confused between the two stories, and tried to make a joke about hanging chads, this being Florida and all.

There was an earlier article about a school whose principal would not allow handstands, as he found it too dangerous, and now, the submitter is trying to say that principal is correct ("I told ya so")

I still have no idea what the hell "write single to salute" is supposed to mean.

You're trying too hard.