Krugman had this yesterday a noon.

It's Obama duh.

I'm a hetosexual man and even I know that!

Obama, obviously.

Merkle makes me jerkle

Peru drummed up a couple of pouting hotties, including its youngest MP, 30-year-old blonde Luciana León.

What kind of ethnocentrism is this, Telegraph?! Peru has no Parliament and probably would no appreciate its MCs being referred to as MPs.

Mr Logo: It's Obama duh.

I'm a hetosexual man and even I know that!

Is heto somewhere between hetero and homo? I think we call that bi.

Why am I seeing Palin PAC ads on Fark?

Wasn't she on the bottom of a ticket that recently lost a national election? No adblock on this machine, and that makes me sad.

I Medvedev, only because Putin would have me killed otherwise.

I say Medvedev***

FTA: As everyone knows, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Just not for Australian PM Kevin Rudd, who is the very antithesis of a hunky surf'n'turf guzzling Aussie and whose flaccid features and trying-too-hard specs make him look like the unholy love child of Paul O'Grady and the Pilsbury Doughman.

About right, IMHO.

/but isn't it Doughboy?

Obama's wife doesn't ride his dick as much as most people do

Listerine: Obama's wife doesn't ride his dick as much as most people do

Okay..dammit. I just spit my FIRST cup of coffee. Thanks alot.

Hot in a visual sense or hot in a criminal sense?

FTA: The best that can be said for Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is that he could moonlight as a television evangelist, and he does look like a man without any sort of body odour, which
may have niche appeal.

Really? Nothing about his stylish sweater vests? Or his impish smile? Wait, not impish. Smug. I meant smug.

Listerine: Obama's wife doesn't ride his dick as much as most people do

And yet nobody rides as much dick as you. I'm surprised you can even feel it anymore.

I know who Obama, Silvio Berlusconi and Dmitry Medvedev's pick is

Listerine: Obama's wife doesn't ride his dick as much as most people do

You lost, get over it.

Sometimes, stereotypes exist for a reason.

I was reminded of this text from Stephen Leacock's collection of satire, "Winnowed Wisdom" (1926):

Volume Four--Outline of Recent Advances in Science

Specially Designed for Members of Women's Culture Clubs, and
Representing Exactly the Quantity of Information Carried Away From
Lectures on Scientific Progress


Einstein's Theory of Relativity: Einstein himself is not what one
would call a handsome man. When seen by members of the Fortnightly
Women's Scientific Society in Boston he was pronounced by many of
them to be quite insignificant in appearance. Some thought,
however, that he had a certain air of distinction, something which
they found it hard to explain but which they FELT. It is certain
that Einstein knows nothing of dress. His clothes appear as if
taken out of the rag bag, and it is reported by two ladies who
heard him speak at the University of Pennsylvania on the
measurement of rays of light that he wore an absolutely atrocious
red tie. It is declared to be a matter of wonder that no one has
ever told him; and it is suggested that some one ought to take hold
of him.

Einstein is not married. It has been reported, by members of the
Trenton (New Jersey) Five O'clock Astronomical Investigation Club
that there is a romance in his life. He is thought to have been
thrown over by a girl who had a lot of money when he was a poor
student, and it was this that turned his mind to physics. It is
held that things work that way. Whether married or not he
certainly behaved himself like a perfect gentleman at all the clubs
where he spoke. He drinks nothing but black coffee.

Einstein's theories seem to have made a great stir.

Madame Curie's Discoveries in Radio-Activity: Madame Curie may be
a great scientist but it is doubted whether she is a likeable woman
or a woman who could make a home. Two members of the Omaha Woman's
Astronomical and Physical Afternoon Tea Society heard her when she
spoke in Washington on the Radiation of Gamma Particles from
Helium. They say that they had some difficulty in following her.
They say she was wearing just a plain coat and skirt but had quite
a good French blouse which certainly had style to it. But they
think that she lacks charm.

Rutherford's Researches in the Atomic Theory: Ernest Rutherford,
or rather Sir Ernest Rutherford as it is right to call him because
he was made a knight a few years ago for something he did with
molecules, is a strikingly handsome man in early middle age. Some
people might consider him as beginning to get old but that depends
on the point of view. If you consider a man of fifty an old man
then Sir Ernest is old. But the assertion is made by many members
of various societies that in their opinion a man is at his BEST at
fifty. Members who take that point of view would be interested in
Rutherford. He has eyes of just that pale steely blue which
suggest to members something powerful and strong, though members
are unable to name it. Certainly he made a perfectly wonderful
impression on The Ladies Chemico-Physical Research and Amusement
Society in Toronto, when he was there with that large British body.

Members of clubs meeting Sir Ernest should remember that he won the
Nobel Prize and that it is not awarded for character but is spelled
differently.

I'm going with Argentina. President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner. BEST PRESIDENT EVER.

Xarkuri: I'm going with Argentina. President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner. BEST PRESIDENT EVER.

I came here to say this. Well, except maybe that last part, unless you add a "LOOKING" between BEST and PRESIDENT.